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No matter how hot a chick is, somebody is tired of banging her
MarkM replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
That's what ball gags are for -
I think all that really matters is whether the TI, STA and DZO thought it was alright. That looks like Palatka, the photo mentions that the TI is Art, who not only knows Matt and Mike, but is a wingsuiter himself and the DZO. Considering he was flocking with both of them over this weekend, I'm guessing he was cool with the whole thing.
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And watching them go splash http://gallery.tarsis.org/keys_2006/afa http://gallery.tarsis.org/keys_2006/aen And my vote for the "most effort made to not get wet" goes to: http://gallery.tarsis.org/keys_2006/ael
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Twisted risers not noticed? How about a walk through?
MarkM replied to inyournavl's topic in Gear and Rigging
Nope, it's just when you've been doing things for awhile you may start to take short cuts. So sometimes little things can get past you more easily if you're not really paying attention. -
No Chill Perception in Freefall
MarkM replied to chrismgtis's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
When i skydive from the space station it burns, and the goggles do nothing! -
Just make sure any demo wingsuits he gets have the instructions written in spanish.
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It's not the jostling that's really the issue, it's when the girl reaches down and starts to kneed them around in her hand like they were a bag of marbles. I guess some guys like it. I've always found it to be pretty uncomfortable.
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Can we have more shots of Mike deploying?
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I've always been fascinated by the apparent human need to create an elite class of people. Like at work everyone goes gaga when the CEO drops by, I'll even be talking with a rep on the phone and they'll be all, "is that talking in the background?". And he's really just some other dude who happens to have more money than the rest of them. Back in the day we had nobility to fawn over and after spending a few hundred years kicking them out of our lives we now go apeshit over celebrities. Even if you get rid of the entire ruling class, create a society based on complete equality, in a couple of decades you'll still get a Stalin.
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No, you can't kill off a hot chick unless you've replaced her with another hot chick. It's a TV rule.
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Now I'm really confused, S/L or AFF??
MarkM replied to skyflygirl1's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
If you've already done some tunnel and the prices are about the same between AFF and SL, do AFF. 30 mins of tunnel will mean you'll probably ace through AFF pretty easily. -
I don't have enough personal life time because my job requires me to be on call, work weekends, etc and it's too long of a drive to my DZ. I'm looking for work up near Tampa and Sebastian though, so I can do a normal 9-5 job and be close to a dropzone. Hopefully I'll be there in a couple of months.
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Now I'm really confused, S/L or AFF??
MarkM replied to skyflygirl1's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Haha, funniest comparison ever. Also, don't forget, AFF students have hot supermodel kickboxing girlfriends. I'm pretty sure that one is in the DZ brochures, so you know it's true. -
I love Office Space.
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As long as you keep on posting pics of you and katiebear grabbing boobies, it's all good.
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Any pie pics?
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We're guys. We're supposed to be annoying.
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I was part of the Collins LLC dorm at Indiana University. All the frats / soros hated us because we were the most liberal dorm on campus. We even voted to make our bathrooms co-ed, but the dean shot it down.
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Seriously though, you don't have access to it? HH must not have added you to the right access group.
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Don't think you'd have a minute to work with: Tlme of useful consciousness Altitude (ft) without oxygen 40,000 15 seconds 35.000 20 seconds 30,000 30 seconds 28,000 1 minute 26,000 2 minutes 24,000 3 minutes 22,000 6 minutes 20,000 10 minutes 15.000 Indefinite Doesn't make much sense because we can all hold our breath for longer than that, but I think it has to do with the lack of pressure and how blood transfers O2 around in your body. Maybe you'd wake back up before hitting the ground. I know someone who passed out on a 24k jump and woke up at 8k or so.
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It's a good time to be a man. Today we have pills for impotence, curing baldness, and now oral birth control for guys(with fewer side effects than the women's version). Now if they could only cure that pesky cancer thingy.
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But dumb women gotta get laid too, no? Besides, they're so relaxing. You don't have to think very much to have a conversation with them.
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It's not "a" chick flick, it's "the" chick flick.
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Is that xenaswampjumper as Xena? If so, hilarious.
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So, it's like Myspace, only it's 100% of the "I'm new in town and have a webcam" advertisements.