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    Hey I was on that dive. Although verticle seperation wasn't the planed dive, we , meaning Chet and I, were suppose to break off between 5500 hundred and 5000 and pull at 4000. You were the rabbit and you made it clear that you were taking it lower then our agreed pull altitude. We also agreed that we were to break off 90 degrees from you while you maintained heading. Although this jump didn't go as planned I think the coaches point was directed more towards us newbies and not you. You dived the plan and we quasy fucked it up. Lesson learned and lets do that dive again because it was kick ASS. This time we will get it down. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    EWWWWWWW......... Why did you tell me that. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Define "entire" act. Guys or girls? This might help answer your question. Why do girls fake orgasims? Because they think we care. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    1982 Jeep CJ-7, Chev 454 = 7mpg 1972 Chev 3/4ton pickup, Chev 350 = 10mpg 2001 F250 crewcab, power stroke diesel = 16mpg 1992 toyota pickup, 22RE = 24mpg 1996 HD sportster, 1200 EVO = 51mpg All my rigs suck gas!!! But if you want HP it's the price you pay otherwise buy a volkswagon. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    First we must define sex in a plane. 1) It can't be with yourself 2) You had to complete the entire act. 3) Humans only. Keep the sheep on the ground 4) Plane must be in flight. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Cocaine dont know Meth dont know "X" dont know LSD Watch Pink Floyd the Wall Marijuana Watch Cheech and Chong heroin dont know errr....others? Skydiving seems to be the best one out there. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I don't consider 30 to be old but Metallica has been one of my favorite bands since I was 16. If they are still together and they get rid of there new bass player you see me there with my cane. What ever happened to Megadeath?? Did Dave mustain burn out??? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Sign me up!!!! I think I am going to take over the womens only forum now. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    And how would you know????? hummmmm???? Is there something you need to share with me, do you need to visit GFD's thread????? His crying during movies was a bit of a hint! Blues, Dave He is a tad sensitive isn't he. I cant stop laughing you have to quit! By the way JD is going to prarie but I don't think he is on DZ.com. You guys can kiss and make up. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Don't tell JD that. He's kinda sensitive and that would make him cry. Blues, Dave OK I know you want him back so you can borrow him for a bit. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Umm ... that would be 14 sleeps ... 'Shell I am freaking screwed I keep trying to study for upcoming test at school but my thoughts drift into jumping at prarie. I try to sleep at night and dream about going to prarie. I try to be productive at work and I cant help but think about prarie. When I am getting laid I think about prarie What the hell is wrong with me? I have never even been there before!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Leave it to me if there is somthing to step in I am usualy the one doing it. You might see the first flying cow pie this year. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I had to laugh when I read this because I asked the same question at your jump numbers as well.. So here is some advice and please take this with a grain of salt because I am new to the sport as well. 1) Trust your instructors they will know what canopy size is best for you. 2) PD will let you demo differn't mains for a small fee. (check with your instructors first.) 3) ASK lots of questions and compile data to find out what the best fit is for you. I just ordered a new mirage from gravity gear, which should be here soon. Bonnie was really easy to deal with and didn't try jerking me around trying to sell me crap I didn't need or want. Good luck and buy a mirage with a spectre main and a PD reserve. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    FAN FUCKING-TASTIC!!!!!!!! Good job be safe and skydive naked!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Holy sheep shit batman! What the fuck crawled up your tird cutter?? Here is the best sentence in the world. Fuck you, you fucking fuck! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I took my training about 7 years ago and it ran me about $2900 bucks to complete mine. Tri Cities , Washington If the airport is in a good location just spend the cash. Flying never gets cheaper!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Take this post with my jump numbers in mind!!! (Meaning I really don't know shit) Wind is almost always a factor at our DZ but I have learned to really like it. It makes for nice slow landings which seem easy to stand up. With that said I have sealed my fate for some bad landings in my future. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Hmmm I wished mine would have slid underneth a gasoline truck so she could taste her own blood. I looked up bitch on the internet and a picture of her infected my computer. I would like to take my ex skydiving, and......... Fucking bitch Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    ANY TIME?? Thanks for the advice. It sounds almost exactly like landing a plane, with out an engine of course. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I am leaving thursday night after my last final for the last weekend of prarie and we should be there early Friday morning about 2:00 or 3:00 as long as every one going has there shit together. Thanks for the advice and stay in one piece until I get there so you can shoot some vid of me in my red baron FF pants. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I currently jump at 500' ASL and rumor has it that lost prarie is 3700' ASL. I plan on attending the boogie but I would like to gather more info in regards to higher elavation skydiving so I am prepared prior to my arrival. My major concern is with landings and what to watch out for. I would prefer not to PLF the whole time I am up there if at all possible. Stand up landings are way nicer on your body. Thanx I have talked to some instructors at my DZ which was helpful but the more info I can get the better prepared I can be. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Sorry, I can't accept. JD is my friend and I don't want to get between you two. You should apologize to him tonight for suggesting such a thing. I know, it'll be tough to admit your mistake, but look at the bright side...make-up sex. Blues, Dave How come I get your sloppy seconds?? I am never home so I wont get to see him until this weekend. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    I have a pudding shot fo ya. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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    Hell I will be at the DZ tomarrow if I call in. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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