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My Boss is a big asshole! I think if I could throw him out of a plane he might lighten up a little. Functional rig optional. Any I deas on how to get him to jump?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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I second that! He is on skywhuffer probation until he jumps again! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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I hope I'm not being too optimistic, but I guess I'll also point out that there is a very high probability that you will not have a hospitalizing injury, and an even greater probability that you will not die. The glass... it's half full. I second that!!! I went AFF the whole way!! I do not have a fear of going to lower alti but I do respect it. I have never had a mal thus far and pulling around 3500' gives me a little extra time to deal with any problems that may occur. I like that! Alti = time to react! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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So.."they say" you have 6 months left to live...
jasonRose replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
First thing I would be walking up to my boss and punching him in the mouth. That would pretty much take care of my job! Then I would sell everything I owned minus my rig ,of course, then take a huge loan out and max all my credit cards. After that it would be traveling, skydiving and hanging with my girl and friends until the end. Of course a few minutes before my scheduled departure from this earth I would punch my boss, his wife and mom right in the mouth. You can figure out why his mom! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! -
Hmmmm... Bordum has consumed my day...... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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That's because you have a huge wall up and won't let men in to see the true you. I don't blame you on that one most of us are pigs but there is the elite few. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Holy sheep shit batman!! You are old. I turned thirty in Dec but my girlfriend just turned 40 in May. Find an older chick they will make you feel young and in return you will make them feel young. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Now wouldn't you all just shit if you saw that flying by you in FF. Or even better, landing under canopy next to you. I would be laughing so hard I would forget to flair. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Your helmet is making me laugh!! I had to wear a really bad one for AFF. I think my first equipment purchase was a new helmet. Edit: You can borrow mine if you like it only stinks a little. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Nakid is preffered. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Fifth point of connection ring a bell? Blues, Dave Oh how I envy you Dave.. Some day I will get my tandem rating and apply my fifth point of attachment. Although having your wood buried throughout the skydive isn't the same as having the FF wind caress your tent pole. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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The weed eater could be a bad manouver with wood, the head might burst. LOL
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Working the weekend should be outlawed! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Ok this might be a little off the wall but I am asking anyways. How many guys have skydived with wood? Did your wood make it all the way until landing?? What are some of the risks invoved?? I'm going to try it so if there are any skydiving chicks out there that want to lend a hand to help make this happen I'm ready! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Ahhhhh shit. That counts me out and how I was so looking forward to jumping you. Uhhh I mean jumping with you. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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OK. I admit it wasn't me. One of those silly canadians thought they were suppose to stuff them down the end of there wee wee and ended up peeing them back out. Silly Canadians. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Well if you two would get married and stoped screwing around with bikes you could have gone! Did I mention you two should tie the knot? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Chet, When you get there you will be intiated with a hug from Amazon. She can even beat the dust off you if you ask her nicely. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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You can ride all the way although the last couple of miles are gravel. The gravel part is pretty well groomed so you two shouldn't have any trouble getting in. It would be a killer ride on the way up to LP. Are you jumping on WED night???? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Bandit is a bad ass first bike!!! It still has a lot of snort but is very easily controlled. Plus Bandits look cool. Excellent choice Chet for the both of you. Side note: You two were missed in LP. We are taking you next year if we have tie you up and put you in the back of the truck. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Describing LP is like telling a Wuffo what it is like to skydive. Fucking Awsome Time! One of the best parts besides hanging with my sisters and brothers was hanging from the bar of the skyvan! GIA YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!! Oh and I almost forgot winning third place during the novice tracking dive. Thanks Mad John. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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I don't have any bikini tops that fit Hmmmm....... We can work through that. 3 hour countdown then we are on the road!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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I don't think they are. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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Is wrestling a "physicaly demanding" sport? Cause some of them have some meat to their bones, and yes I do mean WWE and greco roman. I guess I am talking from my personal experience which really isn't valid to topic. When I play golf it is relaxing I never break a sweat, unless it's really hot, I never feel the physical demand of the sport. However I do see how mental concentration is key to the game but that goes with any sport and does not automaticaly make you an athlete, in my opinion. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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They key here is to define what an athlete is. Golf, in my opinion, is not a physicaly demanding sport look at most the beer guts you see in the Pros. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!