jasonRose

Have mass amounts of sex and you will soon forget about how long it takes for yopur ankle to heal. If you really want to push it there is a product called equal block which makes your ankle feel all better. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Breasts = Bodacious Ta Ta's Penis = Trouser trout Sex = bumping ugly's Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

My prediction is this; you are going to end up getting so drunk that some other dude will end up wearing your hat and picking up all the chicks. Are you going to let him get away with that??? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

And now with my post this thread will die. POOF!!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR THIS SKYDIVER/MUFFDIVER IS HEADING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!! Later all!!!!! Have fun falling from aircraft without me. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Mid 40's Dorky looking manager Dept manager for a Medical center Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Ummmm... Why didn't you tell me that about a week ago. Already been asked and I was left speechless. Don't worry. You WILL be able to use it in the future. While you are on the cruise, frequently mention that you miss your rig. She'll probably ignore it at first, but then she'll make the accusation again--and this time, my friend, you will be ready to strike like a King Cobra!!! "Godammit, will you shut the fuck up about your stupid skydiving gear." "No. I really do miss my rig. Even if I weren't using it on this fabulous cruise, I'd just like knowing it's with me." "Well make up your mind. Are you going to be with me, or are you going to just keep thinking about your gear all the time." "I am with you, darling. You are the love of my life!" "Well either love ME or love your gear!" [drum roll, please] [look down and away with a contemplative look on your face] [give a dramatically long pause, for effect] [quiet sigh] "Well, how many time have you saved my life?" She will look at you, angry and speechless. The tension in the air will be so thick that you can cut it with a knife! The best response she will be able to come up with is, "Well why don't you go fuck your parachute!". As she angrily storms away, you will casually say, "Because I left it at home. In the meantime, you will do [yawn]." You can then relish the moment knowing that while your relationship has just taken a sudden downturn. You have WON this battle of the sexes. (edited to add: This will be the GREATEST MOMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!!! Enjoy it!) Checkmate! Walt p.s. To save all the ladies from asking. Yes, I am single. Yes, it is because I am truly loathesome. No, I will not ever dare to ask for the pleasure of your company. Actually, I probably will. You really turn me on. If we do hookup, feel free to tell me how loathesome I am if it will make you feel better. I think I just pissed my pants from laughing so hard!!! There is a lot of truth to what you said though! You rock bra! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Just know Jason, that when you are in TX, we'll be at the dropzone SKYDIVING! Oh and when you are on the cruise, man theres a lot of relax time - just know we will be SKYDIVING. Oh and when you are gearing up for your water dive, know that we will already BE UP IN THE AIR SKYDIVING - yaaaaAAAAAAAAA! Oh, have fun. You suck! The only thing that makes me feel a little better is that when you are at home beating off I will have my unit buried in the real thing.

If all goes as planned we are suppose to have sex at least 4 times a day if I leave my rig at home. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !!

Piece of advice, if she ever accuses you of loving your gear more than you love her (don't laugh--this shit really happens!), here is THE PERFECT RESPONSE: [looking at her smugly] "How many times have you saved my life? [case closed] Walt Ummmm... Why didn't you tell me that about a week ago. Already been asked and I was left speechless. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Ok, my boss is the worlds biggest prick and needs some adversity in his life. Any ideas on how to really fuck him over with out getting caught! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Yes I am! Leaving out of texas !!

My girl says I can't bring my rig or she will throw over board on the cruise ship. So no jumping for me for a week. She said she will copensate with sex. I guess I can live with that. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Good for you! It takes more courage to walk away then to dish out an ass beating! Plus, in the end the person that is trying to start the shit looks like a dumbass when the other party doesn't engage. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

So are you free tonight??? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Your prize is....... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

How many people out there have skydived Richland Sky Sports fantastic aircraft?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

I wish! They pay for my school and a pretty decent wage so I can't quit until I'm done with school. But I could throw him out of a plane.

And.... there are some pretty creative people in this sport

Yada Yada Yada!!! Revenge is sweet!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Sorry can't help you with those specific ones but you can have custom stamps made for small amount of cash. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Depending on how much debt you have and what your future plans are I would say Live each day as if was your last! You won't take the cash with you when you die! Americans abuse credit all the time but those who do end up paying one way or another. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

I'll help you if you help me.... Can I borrow the strait-jacket after your done? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!