Ashtanga
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Obviously, your celestial orifice is engorged and tingly - it's only a sin if you do something about it. You should let your fingers do the walking my dear.
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Now that is not wrong. Let's just say it would be wrong if you stuck your fingers in another part of your body, and then sniffed them.
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Well let's see...why are skydivers such pervs? Why is it that their loins get wet and hot and their blood ushes to their particular areas of their bodies? Who could it be that makes it happen? Who could it be who makes sex the only thing these people think? Could it be.....SATAN!
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Well, well, well. My first question. And such a fine one it is. Although I think you know the answer to this question. Your soul goes to heaven. You leave your body behind. There are no arms, legs, buttocks or private parts to your soul.
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And now it's time for Church Chat... Hello again, this is the Church Lady and this is Church Chat! I'm here to answer any questions one might have about any particular subject...albiet Church Music, The Bible or anything like that.
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French Kiss The Rack ?
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Is that Frenchy and The Rack?
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I play the jazz flute. Hmmmm...that's baby makin music that's what that is.
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One of my best clients at work is Earthlink. They are expanding their business and are going into all sorts of communications not just internet now. Here is a link to their service and you can get a TREO 650 for $199.00. I have one on the way. http://www.earthlink.net/wireless/treo/
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Since McNeil is now the rack I think we should call VSG "The Body".
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I remember a certain avatar that she posted on here for about three hours. It didn't stay up too long but I could tell she was worthy of the Rack Passing.
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Is it out on video?
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Pssst....don't tell anybody about me being a romantic and all.
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Skymama, I don't know a hole heck of a lot. But I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited!
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I could touch you with a little shampoo. Would that help?
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Their is this one Moderator that has a tummy that is scrumptious. It makes me tingle and get Goose Bumps when I think about it. I would like to get some whipped creme and spell my name on her belly and lick it off.
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Pssst....they have one at the Zoo. I'm trying to figure out a way to get it out. I was thinking about painting it camoflauge but then the paint would ruin the tender meat. Do you think that I could just walk it out the front entrance without anyone knowing? I know, I could act like I was taking it out for people to pet in the parking lot and then I could jump on it's back and ride it up Peachtree Street to I-85. I don't think anyone would notice outside of the Zoo.
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Have a giraffe roast!
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Time isn't an issue when you've been up for three days.
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I see a lock coming soon? ...edited to add a question mark...
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No. It means you can stick it in two openings. The third one will cost you extra. Did I just say that?
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I always say I will die trying. Although I might do some Yoga a month in advance to ensure I can sustain my stamina. Sting can go 4 hours I hear.
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Funny. I just did my winter shopping. Just bought a lot of cargo pants and North Face Hooded Sweat Shirts, North Face Pullover and North Face Jacket. Also picked up two new pair of Vans.
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In bed with me if things go right.
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Come here and spank me you hot thang!