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  1. Ashtanga
    Vulture stew. I wonder if vulture tastes like chicken?
  2. Ashtanga
    Yes. They all brought pasta inside for some reason. I think they had the munchies.
  3. Ashtanga
    When they were at the Fox all I smelled was a certain herbal substance. I didn't smell B.O. at all.
  4. Ashtanga
    I beg differ. When they were at the Fox the Hippies sold out all the hotels.
  5. Ashtanga
    I thought they were going to play Phillips Arena? I saw them at the Fox Theatre earlier this year and they were great!
  6. Ashtanga
    I wonder how many people out there besides me and you have ever carded a girl at a nightclub before taking her home.
  7. Ashtanga
    I think you are confusing Ashtanga with Chromey.
  8. Ashtanga
    Just for the record I will not stick my penis in any girl unless she is 18.
  9. Ashtanga
    Congrats, Mar.
  10. Ashtanga
    Here is the other pic.
  11. Ashtanga
    Not my g/f.
  12. Ashtanga
    Click Edit Profile at the Top Left Click on User Profile Scroll down to Forum Settings Go to the column for signature Type your sig in there Scroll down and click Make Profile Changes
  13. Ashtanga
    That kinda looks like Windcatchers old avatar.
  14. Ashtanga
    I am not gay but how come I am only a catcher and not a pitcher?
  15. Ashtanga
    Clinton wanted people to post on it. Read the original post again. I was just doing what he said.
  16. Ashtanga
    The only car I have right now is used for business and I need a personal car. I live in a city and take trains/taxis everywhere and I want a vehicle I can take to DZ's, the mountains and the beach. I haven't decided yet but I just might get this. It's the last year they made the original Jeep Wagoneer.
  17. Ashtanga
    I do not have sex with dead corpses, Hippie.
  18. Ashtanga
    I don't know you well enough, yet. I am getting ready to go back a couple of days and tie Clay to a chair so he can't post here earlier in the week.
  19. Ashtanga
    I personally sex should be between two people that are in love with each other. Others should not included because it is bad ju ju.
  20. Ashtanga
    I have a time machine.
  21. Ashtanga
    Nope. Ok. I posted on it. Maybe others will post on your thread too.
  22. Ashtanga
    I don't currently have a girlfriend but dating.
  23. Ashtanga
    Yeah, like good sex.
  24. Ashtanga
    I heard that Jessica Simpson has signed on to be the next Bond girl. Saw it on E when I was up late one night.
  25. Ashtanga
    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.