Ashtanga

Shrek, I didn't know that was you I was squishing in the plane until later.

Thanks! Felt good to get back up again. I'll see you all next weekend!

My avatar is tatooed on my left upper arm. It is outlined in black on my arm though.

That was my first girlfriends and my song. Although now I need to think of a new one. What kind of a wedding is it? What religion? What type of people are they? This is a broad question that really needs to be explained a little so we can make it more personable for them.

I would like to give STITCH an Honorable mention.

I am always happy with "The Rack With WD-40"! I am sorry. What is the official name again?

I did not forget you. You came to Atlanta and did not tell me.

You ate dinner 1 mile from my house and I wasn't told.

Forgot! BB, give my love to Demetrius! And give him my e-mail address. It;s all Greek to me!

Chorus We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew Postin' on down, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just postin' for fun Postin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start not trouble. We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Sebazz1 Well, they call me Sebazz, And I like to post. I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast. We've had the goal since 100K To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play. And we're not doin' this Because we're greedy. We are doin' it because were not busy. We didn't come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. Lummy This is Lummy, and I'm world class. I like postin', I like a nice ass. I post all day and post all night, I got to get ready for the weekend flight. Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl, I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. There's not one here that does it like me, My Lummy Dance will set you free. Sangiro I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold, I've been postin' for quite a while, Doin' what's right and settin' the style, Give me a chance, I'll fork you good, Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle (Repeat Chorus) Deuce I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP. When I hit the thread, I'll set it free. I can be serious, or I can laugh lot's I can't dance, but I can fly my slot's! I motivate the cats, I like to tease. I post so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle. Viking I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind. The ladies love me but I don't mind. I'm going to Skydive and I will score. but don't be jealous Of my style and class, I always end up spankin that ass, I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Frenchy68 They say Frenchy is the man. If Frenchy can't do it, nobody can. Cornholio This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder. So bring on Bill, bring on Quade, This is for Benforde to get laid. (because he rocks!) I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. BB I'm BB, and I play it cool. They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I fly on my head and get on down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I can break'em, shake'em, Any time of day. I like to win and make 'em pay, So please don't cry to beat my hustle 'Cause I'm just here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus) Sangiro The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent. if the attacks are low, Your gonna get bent. I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass, I like to dump guys on their ass. You love to fly above the land, But you better start makin' Your RecDot plans. But don't get ready or go to any trouble Unless you practice The Post Whore Shuffle. Nathan It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean. They call me "Chromey," Don't know what they mean. They launch it out and watch me fly, Sooner or later I'll catch that guy. Come on everybody let's scream and yell, We're goin' to do the Shuffle, Then ring your bell. Aggie dave You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm not the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand, When I jump out I have a plan. I can dance, you will see The others, they all learn from me. I don't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle.

We will jump this weekend, Goofy! Cornhoilio, I remember when you and your family came out to Reaford. I was in the landing area with your family pointing out the formation you were in and explaining it to them. Your dad asked why I teared up when you were landing. It was because he was so proud at that moment and his reaction made me. Muenkel, you are still GAY! Skymama, ya know I love you. BB, thanks for the PM and yes, we are there again! Only I don't have IM at work which is good. SeaMonkey, they say paybacks are a bitch. Well, I have a good one planned for you. Jumpchikk! I met you at a strip club but you did not tip me enough.

I forgot to give my love to Benforde, Omar, Jason, Jeremy, Jeffro, Steve, TJ, Dusty, Tim, Phil, Kelly, Airspeed, Amy Chemelecki, Lance, Brandon, Reggie, Will, Greg, McGowan, Ash and Kitty, Brian Burke and the Hill Family! Sorry if I forgot anyone!

Going to the Farm this weekend is a blast from the past! Mike Gruwell did my Tandems and Hans was my AFF Instructor!

Chaos...sorry. No offense. We just have not jumped...yet.

Frenchy.. Kiss my Absinthe...

Thanks, Sunshine! Sorry I did not give you a massage on the massage chair!

I don't exist. I am a figament of a lot of DZ.commers imagination! So I took a few years to focus on my career. Skymama, you have known me for a long time. I remember putting your parents up in a hotel when you needed it! If you forgot I understand. I thought we were cool.

So I met you and I have not been skydiving that much lately. I have a reason...Sorry if you don't approve of me.

I am going to The Farm this weekend. I have proof that I have been on dz's for awhile. You need proof?

Just so people know I give my friends thanks for what they have done and what they will continue to do. I plan on being here a long time!

Hell No! I love life. Until we meet.

I have never heard that song. I would ask Remster.

My first thanks is to BBarnhouse for understanding and dealing with the situation. You told me no from the very start and yet I still had to find out for myself. I understand everything now and agree. My second thanks is to SkyMonkeyOne and Katie Blue! It was fun while it lasted. From this day forward I will never sing "Freefallin" or never own "Tevas" again. Although I will always remember the two tricks that I learned! Thanks to SeaMonkey for the place to live in Yuma while was not working or making money. The roof over my head, the XBOX and your fabulous grilling when I was starving is greatly appreciated. You neighbor which we had fun with was hot too. My Fourth thanks is to all the DZ.commers that I Postwhore with. Sebazz, Lummy, Cornholio, Skybytch, SkyMama, etc. It was nice to meet you Sangiro. Until we meet again. Last but not least thanks to everyone on my 3 year DZ outing. Believe it or not I am settled in on my new life and all is good. Life is grand. Until we jump again... Ass

Do two tricks. Tricks are for kids.

I love you Frenchy!