Ashtanga

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  1. I think your decision is fantastic, Chris. I had respect for you before...and I have even more now.
  2. I have family in Nantahala. We can get the hook up. But it's a long drive from the airport unless someone knows something I don't know.
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    Brian Regan

    All you did was say, "That's it! Just like that!" Followed by oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! And then you fell asleep.
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    Brian Regan

    Because it says so on my ticket.
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    Brian Regan

    Great comic if you don't know. David Letterman has him on all the time. Dennis Miller calls him the Funniest Comic. I met him when he first came out. We have a mutual friend here that grew up with him. They are both funny as hell. The name of his Fantasy Football Team was "Puffy Clouds." I won't post his shit. But download these videos and be sure to open up the "Brian's Writings." They will have you laughing your ass off... http://www.brianregan.com/experience-av.html
  6. Banned in the place where you live Now face North Think about direction Wonder why you haven't Now banned in the place where you work Now face West Think about the place where you been Wonder why you haven't before
  7. Sangiro should re do the rules and say... 1. We can ban you when we damn well please.
  8. After birth just utilize the mouth, ass and boobies and test the virgin anology with a piece of polish sausage and a rubber every month. It's done when the thing is tight around the piece of polish sausage.
  9. Happy B-Day! Please let me know who I owe what and I will reimburse with jump tickets.
  10. Do you want a head job? or Can I get a head job?
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    Drama Queens

    You can post, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the drama queen Friday night and the posts are low Looking out for the place to go Where they post the right thing, getting in the swing You come in to look for a king Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the posts are high With a bit of rock music, everything is fine Youre in the mood for a post And when you feel it most... You are the drama queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Drama queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can post, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the drama queen Youre a teaser, you turn em on Leave them burning and then youre gone Looking out for another, anyone will do Youre in the mood for a post And when you feel it the most... You are the drama queen, young and sweet, only seventeen Drama queen, feel the beat from the tambourine You can post, you can jive, having the time of your life See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the drama queen
  12. The French Lost. As Usual....
  13. I am a dumbass. I am going to detox and will not post for awhile. How can you apologize for stuff you did?
  14. Dammit....I remember I met Arlo in Raeford.... I am having FlashBacks...
  15. Then why have you never called me?
  16. I always say my number is.. (Area Code) 867-5309
  17. I must say Happy Birthday to Benji! He and his daughter Iman are true hearted people.
  18. We, Beji! Allez les Blues, e Purples, e Yellows, e Reds!
  19. Call Skydive Arizona and ask for Demetrius. He is from Greece and does tandems there. I am sure he would help if you faxed it to him.
  20. I just flew climbers from Kathmandu to Everest Base Camp in a helicopter. I love Flight Simulator 2004.
  21. Hans is the bawitdba da bang da dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie.