Ashtanga

I prefer mine smacked up, flipped, and rubbed down. Oh No!

Cutaway and went Skydiving.

I went with me bosses wife to do her tandem. She looked at when the door opened and asked me, "Am I going to die?" I told her someday we will all die. Today might be the day. Out we went and I kissed her in freefall. My boss came to the office the next day and said, "Why did you kiss my wife?" I had to explain what a kiss pass was.

That wasn't clouds there Wingi. That was dew on the windows because in Atlanta it is hot hot hot and the air conditioning on inside made the window dew up. Skydivers would never punch clouds.

Sorry I missed ya. You have my number call me when you get off early sometime and I will buy ya some dinner.

Damn. I think your right.

What's your rate first?

What time are you going? I don't want to go late so this might determine things.

My fortune said, "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding." So I finished my plate of General Tso's Chicken and then had pudding. I think the Chinese people who make those like Pink Floyd or something.

What time do you get off work? Where are you staying and all that? I might be able to meet up when I get off but not late tonite.

In the niceist way possible.

People must really like my thread because everyone started their own.

It's all in the swing. I you have big muscles you can't swing very well. The swing equals the distance.

You have a Milf? Let me meat her?

QuoteSo I called Square one and Dom answered and within seconds he had checked out the shippment and said my bite switch would be sent out son. Quote Is he your father or does he call everyone son?

If you look at the Skyride website they have changed their pictures on their skydive websites to ASC pictures. It seems little by little we are making a difference.

Bats kill mosquitos and their guano grows things well so they are cool.

Taken from here... http://www.lkwdpl.org/nworth/golfers.htm ARE GOLFERS CONSIDERED ATHLETES? By Bill Nichols Are golfers athletes? The so-called physical sports fans scoff at the idea, saying they're just well-fed, well-dressed people who have the ability to hit a little white ball straight. Arnold Palmer converted many with his muscular sloping shoulders and aggressive style of play. Gary Player made believers of others with him penchant for physical fitness and Jack Nicklaus changed more minds with his awesome power. STILL, THE DOUBTERS REMAINED when Palmer was named, Athlete of the Decade (1960s) when they said he wasn't qualified. Bill Fitch, coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, is a believer. "Sure, they're athletes," Fitch said last summer. "I've played football, baseball and basketball and there's no tougher game to play than golf." Fitch, by the way, has become a golf addict. Nicklaus should have helped dispel this non-athlete myth years ago. Few remember, but Jack was an All-City baseball catcher when he was in high school in Columbus. BOB GOALBY WAS A QUARTERBACK at Illinois, although he said last summer, "The longer I'm away from football, the better player I was." Inroads are being made every year to convince the non-believers. The 1971 list of new winners on the PGA tour points out a strong case for the golfer-athlete. J. C. Snead, winner of the Tucson and Doral Opens, was an all-around athlete in high school and he gave up a professional baseball career to make his living in golf. Jerry Heard, winner of the American Golf Classic, was a standout athlete in high school and at San Jose State, both in football and baseball. DeWITT WEAVER is another. He was a high school football star, who turned to golf when he found himself competing with Don Meredith for the quarterback job at Southern Methodist Weaver won the first U.S. Professional Match Play title. Then there's Hale Irwin, who won the 1971 Heritage Classic. Irwin was a fine girder in high school and at the University of Colorado. If this doesn't convince you, play 36 holes one day from the back tees at Kirtland Country Club. There's an experience that should convince you. This article originally appeared in the Cleveland Plain Dealer January 10, 1972. Reproduced with permission.

I would never personally attack a moderator or anyone else on dz.com.

Just wondering what the consensus is on whether or not you consider Golfers Athletes.

Camping With Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe." "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe?" The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb-ass. Someone has stolen our tent."

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh. It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

Nope. Believe me when I say there are absolutely no ASS stories about me.

Hopefully it was this guy. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1726049;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

What's the Ludacris story?