Ashtanga
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How about Chaka Khan? How about Goldie Hahn?
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And watch him make a Sudsyfist? No thanks. I jumped with you a couple of years ago at Perris.
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My shoulder came out of socket during a horny guerilla once. I put itself back in place during the opening sequence I never had a problem after that.
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Just promise that what you are doing will not hurt someone in anyway. Especially seeing where you are.
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Spice or the Playboy Channel.
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Now I finally get it... ChopChop = Roy RoysPlayThing = ChopCop's S/O. I'm a little slow.
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I know what I want. Now get naked and bend over.
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Yes JT. Pics 054 and 510 are my favorite for the nipple shots.
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Remember the end of Dirty Dancing when Patrick was singing and Baby runs out to him and he lifts her and she does and arch? He was actually teaching her to skydive. This song was playing.. I've had the time of my life No I never felt this way before Yes, I swear its the truth And I owe it all to you. 'Cause I had the time of my life And I've searched through every open door Till I've found the truth And I owe it all to you
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I love listening to Patrick Swayze sing She's Like the Wind. It brings a tear to my eye.
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I would pay more for the nipples than the undies. Maybe they should reevaluate their business and sell what would make the most money.
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I think I see her nipple in a couple. I am pretty sure because I am drooling.
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Two chicks at once.
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most newbie friendly DZ out of big three
Ashtanga replied to thegreekone's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Do you want coached jumps? What discipline? This could determine where you go also. -
So.."they say" you have 6 months left to live...
Ashtanga replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
Two chicks at one time! Sorry, I watched Office Space the other night. -
This vacation is, by historical standards, the longest presidential retreat in at least 36 years.
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A tandem master named Jack Hammer. I wanted to go though. Just didn't have the balls to go on my own the first time. What got me out the third time was the love of my first two jumps.
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Thanks for the reminder. That was a funny story.
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Have you seen any Mooses? Meese? Is it Moose, Mooses or Meese?
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As someone who got to know Liz very well over the years I appreciate everyones contributions.
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Mine was taken from a post in the BASE forum. Don't remember who posted it.
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I'm surprised you did not dehydrate.
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That's because everyone saves their money for the X-Mas Boogie. Larry has NO trouble filling his planes there.
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Sounds like a country song...
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I completed my AFF with her. I know the "other" owner you are talking about and he finished my AFF for me. I put in about 200 jumps with them a couple of years ago. If you don't like them, they probably don't like you, go to Clewiston.