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    That would make a coyote turn up its nose.
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    Chili 1 Can crushed tomatoes Chili Powder Beer Ground Red beans how cheap can it be? Spinach and Lentil soup Lentils Frozen spinach Garlic and pepper a couple strips of bacon Smoked sausage w/fried potatoes and eggs fry the potatoes, you can nuke them first if you are in a hurry. cut up the smoked sausage or kielbasa, when browned add eggs and stir. Use ketchup.
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    They say that in the ARMY women are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and douche with turpentine. * not all military women are beautiful, some are like sea hags. I guess they thought the odds were better if they joined. Well at least the odds were good, but the goods were odd.
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    Whipped for wearing bras, killed for trimming or shaving.
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    BACK!!!!

    warpedskydiver replied to Lindsey's topic in The Bonfire

    Talk to Rainbo He has a few if nobody has already taken them In fact he gave away a rig recently. It was a pay it forward deal. If not, contact Gene03
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    BACK!!!!

    warpedskydiver replied to Lindsey's topic in The Bonfire

    I was wondering how you have been. Welcome back, be careful OK?
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    No skill is needed other than some programming and a nice Workstation.
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    Bumper jacks were great for getting out of being stuck in the mud. Put a bunch of logs down, then jack it up and push the car forward off the jack.
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    Having wonderful friends.
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    They could also use a long line and a guy on a SPY rig then do a rocking chair to get him to the lines, slide down and deflate it from the basket, or hook up the kid in a tandem rig and jump.
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    Grappling hook and a helo, shoot it through the lines, problem solved.
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    A helicopter and a shotgun is what is needed. Use beanbag round to pop holes in it. Or get a modified C130 to snag it. Or shoot a grappling line through the lines, then deflate the balloon and lower it via helicopter. Geez people don't think very quickly
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    Just remember, there are more women out there and some of them are not fucked up. Go out there and do what you should have been doing for all that time. BTW Nataly is available
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    Yep that was the Corona program
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    Sadly, this is a good reminder of why nobody should ever hike alone. Things happen and even in this case it is unclear if it was a sudden fall or a slip that could not be recovered from without assistance. Experienced people who are true experts still die in the Beacons due to exposure and falls, it is the same everywhere we go. Being alone means help will not be there at all.
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    Pssst it does not take into account that even if you contract a disease after being vaccinated that the form you contract can be a mutated variant. Plus even if it is the same strain the symptoms and severity may have been reduced due to your immune system being prepared. Exposure seems to work as well, why do you think Nurses and Doctors can be exposed over and over again without ill effect most of the time? Because that built up an immunity from multiple exposures and contractions over a lifetime. Plus common sense precautions like washing hands, sheets, bathing, saline solutions in the nasal cavities etc.
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    You just need jabbing with something better!
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    'He is probably the only guy that could get a Gangbang chick to say "Sorry no minors or Donny Osmond look alike's" Chicks need to concentrate to do their best work and laughing does not help.
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    I bet youll laugh at my bike before the race, it has carburetors (Gasp)
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    You have no clue if you want to say that about Suzuki bikes. You obviously missed the history of bikes since 1962 til present. 250cc TT scrambler? The GS1150E? The GSXRs The Various GP bikes they put forth? BTW the Katana is the bike that made all manufactuers go back to the drawing board and come up with better bikes. The original Katana 1000 is a museum piece of technology. BTW if you would care to race your R1 against my old bike I think my old bones might be up for it. Of course my bike is heavier and so am I. However I am familiar with the position of the throttle stop. You ever get a WERA license? The MXers? hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    That is a Wapati
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    N/A
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    OK I know some of you are weird enough, so who is buying one?
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    The guy on the Busa rides like a pussy is he afraid to lean without his training wheels on?
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    Call out the Ether Bunny! You are making Eugene nervous