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  1. warpedskydiver
    Jeanne could kick his ass, anyone got a C17 she can borrow?
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    Think of the bright side, she could be a keeper!
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    UKS

    warpedskydiver replied to ants337's topic in The Bonfire

    Flush DNS try again
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    Yep and he had the patch too!
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    Add Zoe Bell to that list, both real and film.
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    Well, I can at least get out of bed.
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    Exactly, this can be done by using a compressor and threading the end into the plug hole. This will let you do the job without removing the heads, just don't let the pressure drop or you WILL be removing the heads
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    Bring some zeroclot and a bunch of surgical tape, some cling wrap too for any sucking chest wounds or if your guts are hanging out. Other than that have fun.
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    I vote for two additional entries Milla Jovovich Karen Calloway
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    You would have loved seeing Henry pack. It made lots of people very nervous. He would literally wad the damned thing up and stuff into the bag.
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    He's almost a senior citizen now, that was all he could muster up. At least it isn't like Frank, he got a MRSA infection of his leg from having the old chicks at his nursing home give him lap dances for his tapioca pudding. NOTE: never trust a stripper in depends.
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    Toe raises will help as well, a strengthened calf muscle helps your gait and therefore aids in keeping the knee aligned and in less pain. Knees: it all starts at the feet.
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    Hey you are married, why would you worry about cooties?
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    Yes they carry them, but call around first and that way you won't waste time or gas money.
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    Plus it is not after him having an orgasm, just well before while still rock hard. I bet quite a few of you will try this if you feel up to it.
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    Not that it would be a common practice, it is just a challenge to do so. Takes quite a bit of control. plus it is a fun thing to do. Don't cheat and oversize the condom. I have only known five women who could do this and one I have never slept with.
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    That is a valve cover gasket Billy, very easy to do. Make sure that the entire flange is not tweaked/sits flat on a glass table. If not try gently using a rubber mallet and block of wood. Then install the new gasket using a thin bead of permatex to affix the gasket to the cover first so it will not shift during installation. Do not over tighten the bolts or it will leak again. Get a synthetic gasket from Fel-Pro get them just barely firm, then half a turn. Take a wire wheel to the cover and clean it really good, scrape the head with a razor or sharped putty knife. Get all the crap off the top of the head with an air hose or a shop vac.
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    It is the way of the world, to donate and really make it count, act locally, think globally. Doing something in person or organizing a true mission to help that goes without any compensation is the key. I know a few jumpers who have done exactly that in the past. Instead of donating dollars that would be stolen, they just went and put in deep wells for fresh water, diarrhea is almost eradicated, kids are drinking fresh water, can clean themselves and have clean clothing. Same for buildng a comms center
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    I would prefer a slightly swept wing composite aircraft with twin turbo fans and canards, twin tail boom as well. Something like a half scale Hornet. It could weigh very little and use only some small turbo fans. Avionics could be off the shelf, small and use GPS guidance for planning 3D waypoints. landing gear could be electric and have very low mass, graphite rims and a nice pneumatic shock system. I would include an emergency chute for the entire aircraft. Getting the plane to 500kts would be pretty easy.
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    The only thing they will be pumping is their fists.
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    Be truthful, you can remain anonymous if you like. Many of you work out but quite a few neglect Kegels and or other exercises. Remember, it is a sure way to make sure your man is spoiled for all others. It is safer to send them out with an unloaded weapon
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    Kegels not Kegler. Or Kegels and a Kegger?
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    Well I certainly do not wish anyone loses their possessions. I think you missed my point, I feel the same way about people around here who build or buy homes in a flood plain, then wanting someone to save their houses. We see that every spring, I have even been involved in certifying that areas were or were not in a Zone C FEMA FIRM Map. They build next to a river or creek, there are water stains on buildings standing on higher ground that reach seven feet up the side. Then they want to sue someone because they are certain they did not build in a flood plain and that the topography is wrong. Do this a few hundred times in your life and you see a pattern.
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    Here storm clips are required so that the roofs don't get easily ripped off. IIRC it would take a 100PMH wind to do so with the clips/straps We get plenty of rough weather here and in other parts of the country, sadly many of the codes in CA neglected to address the fact that earthquakes were not the only risk factor. Some of the tile roofs will catch quite a bit of lift, not good, same for some other materials.
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