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    That is one big Nut Rat!
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    Are they sure it was a tornado? Or was Cindy Sheehan turning the sky green and blowing really hard?
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    Hey does Scoop have carpal tunnel syndrome from holding pikey girls by those hoopy earrings?
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    I bet Scoop buys a new rig and Super Otter with the royalties from his life story! Pints are on Scoop! Drink up boys!
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    Cool!
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    I've had sex with my wife - twice! Does she know that?
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    Would a single incident of an object being used to commit murder, serve as sufficient justification to ban and confiscate such objects nationwide, in your mind? Only if that item's name was .
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    Moody, what he said is good enough.
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    I suggest lightly wetting the holster, then placing the pistol inside, then warming the entire thing in an oven to 170 degrees remove and oil it well, leave it to cool. I suggest warming to make it form a bit better and to open up the leather pores to get it to take oil evenly and thoroughly. To go a step further you could also put it in a vacuum sealer and seal it up tight for a day.
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    I hope this is the case. Otherwise, some nuts could free him and he would be on the loose again. I think the above is the wise course of action. And wherever the gallows is located, should be ringed by U.S. soldiers to prevent any kind of rescue attempt by terrorists. It should appear as bif there is not one US soldier to stand in the way of anyone trying to free or rescue Saddam. Man that is one huge hunk of cheese.
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    Myron, Lester, Anferny, Shaniqua, etc.
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    February 5, 1995, CBS "60 Minutes", Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) said, regarding guns:"If I could have gotten another 51 votes in the Senate for an outright ban, picking up every one of them, Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in, I would have done that. But I could not do that; the votes were not there." She is a Kunt! I wish she would move to another country and inflict herself upon them for a change. I vote she should move to North Korea, maybe Kim Jong Il needs some of her 'lovin.
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    I hope it's a woman, unlike last time... J/K I thought you needed a laugh
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    Ahhh, you old romantic you! For a minute there I read wife instead of life hehehe
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    They probably hate soldiers because one of them must have banged their old lady reminds me of the song "someones banging my lady" it was on HBO on the show "sketchpad" It was hilarious! So was the Bukkake scene
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    Just thought I would clear up that one for you.
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    Damn this crowd is getting very kinky! I think I will stay in SC where it is safe.
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    You pikey plunderer!
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    To be serious, it is a bad idea, no matter what, there are problems that occur. This is a VERY complex issue. I have no problem with any women holding any job if they are qualified. Combat arms is an exception.
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    Only the ugliest ones
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    And Halliburton get the whole damn(unbid) contract to rebuild the place(s) we(the USA) wiped out eh? Damn capitalism is so cool Please, by all means, you go fix it ok? Is that the ONLY alternative to a NO BID CONTRACT? John merely from an engineering standpoint, there are few companies in this world of sufficient size and experience to handle jobs of this magnitude. Do a search and you will see the list of the qualified companies is not very long.
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    And Halliburton get the whole damn(unbid) contract to rebuild the place(s) we(the USA) wiped out eh? Damn capitalism is so cool Please, by all means, you go fix it ok?
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    you mean to tell me that a flammable gas that needs no extra oxygen, should not be enclosed in a small space, then provided an ignition source? I did not know that! I will now go those pesky O2, and acetylene cylinders out of the fireplace! Thanks for the tip!
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    That would be Jacob's cream crackers!