warpedskydiver

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  1. I would like to point out this one smells from both ends as GQ pointed out the other possible bovine excrement.
  2. Hmmm... The majority of "gun slingers" were first generation Europeans... And unlike most European countries, the US can claim it has never sunk into totalitarism. Some have tried, but the subtlety of the US Constitution has found ways of preventing such abuses. I think the problem we face today has to do with certain individuals, not with American society or Americans in general. I think that was very well stated.
  3. I say way worse stuff about males in general, lets face it, there are quite a few penis owners that disgrace real men at any given opprtunity. Guy card nothing, we should send them over to the Shim team.
  4. Truthfully, I do not see a war between Europe and the US/Great Britain until at least 2011.
  5. Sure but the French would need a nap first, and then they would fire Le Missiles!. Of course they would have slept through the war only to claim victory afterwards, and to host a nice parade again.
  6. I am sure they didn't want to nickname Don Ho's sister "stinky"
  7. Flamethrowers are not illegal and are not under the jurisdiction of the BATFE (just in case you were wondering)
  8. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    Sailor Jerry's is nice Rum, so is Pussers, and there is this other one I really liked, but Rainbo drank it and probably can't remember what the brand was! It had a musical thing on it...stupid, but the Rum was great!
  9. warpedskydiver

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    Spot welding a pikey's earrings back together for 'er mate? Boy she must have been good for you to have broken those huge hoopy earrings! Scoop is gonna be mad that you broke his sister's earrings!
  10. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    Hey don't be brutal!... I will do anything you ask Well, most anything but dress girly.
  11. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    No worries! I have been oiling and rubbing it down for years!
  12. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    My timber is shiverin
  13. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    She just wants a ship load of men to have to take turns being her "cabin boy"
  14. warpedskydiver

    RUM

    I thought you were going to offer me some!
  15. Get a purse you like, and have your local rigger modify it
  16. Throw the body into my neighbor's pool, he likes that alot!