warpedskydiver

Isn't that just like lucky? Lecturing a MD on drug abuse or medical issues...

American girls have a similar tactic, only it involves a blow job instead of fish.

It's ok, I understand, things to see, people to do.

Would it rhyme with "gofast"?

Lately, "malt liquor" refers mostly to the inexpensive fortified beer sold in 40-ounce bottles here in the US. This bottle size is illegal in some places (like FL) presumably because people will drink less if they have to buy several bottles instead of one. Usually served with a paper bag wrapped around it to the top.

here is John in his costume.... Don't be fooled by his masterful art of disguise. http://rides.webshots.com/photo/1107024420048173316yfEKaA

Contribute or move on.... Now back in your trunk!

And you would be the stains.

Where are all the usual far left screamers on this one?

Next children will be shot dead in their home for playing with a lite brite set. Just wait

This would have No Effect on many friends of mine...they have been burning in hell, and or in hot water with their SO, for so long that they won't notice, in fact it will be like a jump into a frozen pond!!!

When I want you to instruct me on how to write, I'll ask. Even Kallend, that puts me in pretty good company, thx. So I guess the more analytical the person, the more wordy? Sorry, didn’t realize it was too difficult, perhaps I'll write simple instructions next time. You aren't like Johns Kallends brain....you are more like his dirty socks.

John aren't you worried about all those photos of you partying at the Pimps N Ho's ball? Huh player?

That is very cunning, he crashes into the pentagon, and the WTC's, causes the GWOT, and fells a president, then runs for senate, and then, the presidency. Holy shit.

At least he had his flying saucer detailed, so it looks nice and shiny, while transporting him on the campaign trail.

Sheriff's Wife Among 4 Dead in Shooting Wednesday, January 31, 2007 12:14 PM EST The Associated Press By MELISSA NELSON MARIANNA, Fla. (AP) — Investigators were trying to determine Wednesday why two people shot and killed a sheriff's wife and a deputy before officers killed the suspects at the sheriff's home. The Tuesday evening attack apparently targeted the home of Jackson County Sheriff John McDaniel and his wife, Mellie McDaniel. "The community should not be concerned. We believe this was not a random case," State Attorney Steve Meadows said at a news conference late Tuesday. Meadows declined to discuss a motive. Officials set an evening news conference Wednesday. More than 100 officers searched the area surrounding the McDaniels' home into early Wednesday, although most had left by late morning. Meadows said authorities did not believe there were other attackers, but the search was conducted as a precaution. The shootings began around 5 p.m. when Mellie McDaniel arrived home. She managed to call her husband's office and report intruders in the area, but she and one of the deputies sent to the house were killed, said Joe Grammer, a spokesman for Meadows. Other officers arrived and killed the two suspects in an exchange of gunfire, Meadows said. The sheriff was there but Meadows said he could not say whether he fired his weapon. The sheriff was not injured. Mellie McDaniel worked as a victim's advocate for the sheriff's office. The McDaniels married more than five years ago and enjoyed spending time with Mellie McDaniel's two young grandchildren, neighbor Gloria Peacock said. "They would bring the children over to see the cows we have out here," Peacock said. The names of the slain deputy and the suspects were not released. Edwin Douglas said he was taking a nap at his brother's house, across the street from the McDaniels', when gunfire woke him. "I heard 15 to 20 gunshots," Douglas told The News Herald of Panama City. "It was quite a bit of excitement. About 20 police cars showed up." McDaniel's father was gunned down while working at a Jackson County gas station in 1980. McDaniel, then a sheriff's deputy, responded to a robbery call to find his father, former Malonen Mayor John P. McDaniel Jr., shot to death. Serial killer Henry Lee Lucas confessed. "We never quit working a murder case," McDaniel said at a news conference in 1990 when Lucas was extradited from Texas to Florida. "We will always continue to work any and every murder case until we come to a happy conclusion — that conclusion being the person who committed the heinous crime will go to justice."

Yes

Steve ,You aren't missing a thing.

Hey this reminds me of a long time ago, when my friend Rafael and I went to a party where he was the only black guy there. We went in the door and it was a great there were loads of pretty girls, free beer, and really great music. Once inside we immediatly saw one girl lean towards her friends and hold up her hand to her face and say in a loud whisper "He's Black!" to which Raf leaned in, smiled and said "yeah I know". We went into the next room and it looked pretty much the same way so he yelled "where are all the white women at?" it was hilarious!!! what a bunch of dolts they were, oh btw this was a VERY liberal school!

Clemson Probes Party That Mocked Blacks Wednesday, January 31, 2007 12:33 AM EST The Associated Press CLEMSON, S.C. (AP) — Clemson University and the NAACP said Tuesday they are investigating an off-campus party held during the Martin Luther King Jr. weekend that some considered offensive because white students drank malt liquor and at least one partygoer wore black face. Pictures from the party were posted online, and Clemson officials learned of the Jan. 14 party this past weekend. The school is probing whether students were harassed or whether there was underage drinking. Clemson President James Barker wrote in a letter to students and faculty that he was "appalled, angered and disappointed" by the party, which "appeared to mock and disparage African Americans." "Many people have been offended and deeply hurt," he said. The party organizers issued an unsigned letter of apology, saying, "We invited all races and types of peoples and never meant any racial harm." "We want everyone to know how sorry we are, and that we are willing to do anything to make things right," the letter said. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People was looking into the party and at least three similar events at other colleges around the country, said state chapter president Lonnie Randolph. Clemson has roughly 1,100 black students out of more than 17,000 undergraduates, the university's Web site says.Quote Would there be such an uproar or an investigation if it were black students mocking whites?

I merely meant a bit bigger than Mike Myers

You had me at, "Well." Hey Lucky back off! I hear he has a woman already!!!

John are you teaching Truck Driving after school again?

BTW I already look like Dr. Evil...only a bit larger.