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  1. warpedskydiver
    Take her out for a nice dinner, romantic atmosphere, soft music, excellent food, tell her she is beautiful. Buy a nice bottle of wine, show her how knowledgeable you are. Then when she is drunk bend her over her walker and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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    I am going to sell my GSXR and get a scooter so I can have an automatic. Then I will be stylin
  3. warpedskydiver
    Not his sack silly girl!
  4. warpedskydiver
    Manual Trannies are just the ones who can't find a date.
  5. warpedskydiver
    He will be sorry he woke up... when he reads the crap we post about his tapeworm while he was sleeping. HEY!
  6. warpedskydiver
    with his tapeworm, HEY!
  7. warpedskydiver
    Don't mess with that guy. I hear he was a door gunner on the space shuttle. He even did a HALO from it. head down at 17k mph
  8. warpedskydiver
    Revenue is revenue, especially when you can get it from someone you may not like.
  9. warpedskydiver
    "HELEN, Ga. - A former Marine killed a bear with a single blow — by tossing a log at its head. The bear had snatched the family's cooler from their campsite in a national forest in northern Georgia. The 300-pound black bear was taking its loot back into the woods when Chris Everhart's 6-year-old son threw a shovel at it. Everhart says the bear started charging, so he grabbed the first thing he could find, which happened to be a log from the family's firewood. Everhart lobbed the chunk of wood, hitting the bear in the head and killing it. "(I) threw it at it and it happened to hit the bear in the head," Everhart said. "I thought it just knocked it out but it actually ended up killing the bear." The close call earned Everhart bragging rights — and a ticket. Park authorities say he didn't properly secure his campsite." www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19374624 Semper Fi!
  10. warpedskydiver
    get a kimchee omlette
  11. warpedskydiver
    I hear ya!
  12. warpedskydiver
    Somehow you can always tell what happened to someone in jail by all the loose cigarettes them leave the jail with.
  13. warpedskydiver
    doesn't it require you to be a meth addict?
  14. warpedskydiver
    [john cleese]Manuel get the luggage![/john cleese]
  15. warpedskydiver
    Nope don't really want to create that image. Causes dissent among the troops
  16. warpedskydiver
    The first thing that pikey bastard heard when he landed was "Guards!"
  17. warpedskydiver
    single and multiple occupants, mostly highway driving and personal use. Cargo limited to suitcases. Executive staff Company trying to set an example of responsible fuel comsumption/ reduction etc.
  18. warpedskydiver
    Liquid Natural Gas
  19. warpedskydiver
    Thanks, I am suprised Bill Von did not opine. As for the civic, I just did not know about that.
  20. warpedskydiver
    It's that crap that causes Tinnitus
  21. warpedskydiver
    Go listen to rap music will ya? J/K Billy you fellow smartass!
  22. warpedskydiver
    so what is your opinion and why? Prius? Camry? Lexus? VW diesel? LNG Conversion?
  23. warpedskydiver
    yer lucky that dag didn't tear yer pikey bollocks off!
  24. warpedskydiver
    Mr. No Buttons...Mr. No Buttons.....dance [/mr. Bo Jangles music]
  25. warpedskydiver
    damn I am suprised they did not lock your bum up for having that bollocks stimulator on yer chin. shave your damned face, what are you an Amish pikey?