Hambone

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  1. I would have to agree. though the addition of a pirate into the ninja would make for much better ass kicking lines, as ninjas don't generally jaw. at all... Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  2. I am going to throw it out there and get run over doing so. but...GO TROJANS....if for no other reason than the sake of arguement. On a side note I am not a fan of either team but have been excited about this game since the 6th week of the season. Let the verbal abuse commence.
  3. Ok well lets take real (movie) pirates and ninjas. so Jackie Chan or Jet li versus say Johnny Depp in Pirates. My money is on Jet and Jackie. But Chuck Norris will kick all their asses. Its true. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  4. Red Bull is Chuck Norris's Pee. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  5. Let us know what happens i would love to listen to a fellow skydiver on the radio. You could "help" us win tickets ha ha ha ha Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  6. Well said. It also hurts...alot. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  7. Probably a pretty basic question but what exactly are you talking about when you say distributed computing? and how would it help society? I am just wondering, cuz if its worth while i would love to help out. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  8. My sister did a destination wedding in Jamaica, she had a shitty time too...ha ha ha Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  9. I can honestly say that i had never heard any of those though they are all quite funny. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  10. There is more to this...and i need to know about the pool champions? Your email is quite confusing. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  11. Can I hang out with you guys?!!! I promise I'll be on my worst behavior! Walt Thats pretty funny, i am sure that there were some parents that walked of thiking that you were just terrible. ha ha ha. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  12. The funniest part is that he thinks of him self as a real ladies man. to the point where he walked up to on of our friends and told her that she had missed the chance to get with him. Its pretty funny stuff. but anyway what can you do. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  13. Happy Birthday Lee!! Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  14. Seconded. Breaking Bonaduce is freaking hilarious. I've laughed so hard i've cried. Yeah, that's it, that's why I was crying... I was really hungover in a hotel room with a guy i went to school with we were channel surfing and came across it, so we decided to watch. well it was the episode where he loses it (happens alot) gets on his crazy skate board thing ggoes through intersections with no regard for himself or anything, then gets to the liqour store and buys a bottle of vodka and a bottle of cranberry juice, well he pours all the vodka into the cranberry and then slams the whole thing....it was probably one of the funniest things i have seen in a while. ha ha ha.... Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  15. [____________________________________ I recall, one of my ol' buds from college, had the 'hots' for this one girl at school. She was pretty 'shiny' as I recall. Well, he finally got a date with her. His thoughts of the whole thing, far from 'pure and decent', were to follow the old adage; 'Candy's dandy but, liquor's quicker.' As he plied her with booze, things heated-up. He moved in for a big wet smooch when she blew lunch, dinner and probably breakfast all over his new tweed sports coat. Needless to say, that date, ended real quick. Quote I remember that happening to a friend of mine. I have a friend that is famous for doing socially awkward things with girls some of his exploits include: on a bus back home from a function he looked at his date and was trying to convince her to come back and said "i mean its not like i am a rapist or anything" well the people around him heard that and totally lost it. on another occasion he was on a date with a girl and invited her back to his place to watch a movie, well they get to his place and come to find out that he doesn't have a tv at all... and his crowning glory, he was at a party at our house, his sister was also there well he is walking around and see's this hot girl so he walks up and grabs her ass and when she turns around its his sister who hits him and yells at him... Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  16. Along those same lines i would like to salute VH1 for one of the funniest shows on TV. BREAKING BONADUCE. while at times its a little over the top, it was kind of entertaining to see what sterioids, a volitile personality and booze could do for your career. Its a cult Favorite. Also there was a show on MTV called Clone high a few years ago that was pretty funny but only ran like 5 episodes. just my 2 cents. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  17. I'll be there. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  18. _________________________________________ She does like T.V! Chuck That is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. One of my friends from college, he had graduated, but he came back and hooked up with this girl in her dorm room well some where in the night he pissed her bed, got up before she realized what he had done and came and joined us at our tail gate. when he showed up we all just laughed at him for a while. A girl also pissed the couch at our fraternity house. It was pretty funny. ha hah ha Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  19. Well One of my friends was in Memphis for a wedding and new years and they got on the elevator and he laid this incredible fart, well they got off but it stayed on the elevator, well then a group of old ladies got on, and as the doors closed they could hear them scream becuase of the smell. To make matters worse when my freinds rode back down who was standing in line to get back on the elevator but the old ladies that had gotten the business end of the last ride. ha ha ha Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  20. Stubborn, and Short tempered, and sometimes a little bossy, i have good intentions, its just that sometimes i don't think about the correct way to relay what the information. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  21. What if it is a woman as it was in this case? I am too am glad that you are ok, people who do this are scum as previously noted. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  22. Wasn't he the guy with the big pants and the enormous posse, that spent like 15 million in 6 months. and had to sell his big pants and disband his posse. My mom really is in the category of leaving computers around. her idea of working with a computer is cussing at it and complaining about how its "eating" her email...really quite funny to the casual observer but not if you have to deal with and her issues. It has gotten to the point that neither my dad nor i will speak to her when she has issues, we make her work it out on her own. I will be sitting at home watching a movie with my roommates and get a phone call "Hamilton, this stupid thing won't send an email...it just won't" ME: "well what are you doing to make it not send a email" Mom: "the thingyon the left here just won't let me press it" ME: "huh!? what are you talking about, write the email, then press the send button, what thingy on the left? can you describe it?" That is a typical conversation concerning my mother and i and the lovely computer. and to think that we had to talk her out of getting a laptop for christmas. she would have been hell on wheels then for sure. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  23. nickname Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  24. s club 7? is that really a group or just a tv show. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama
  25. any large liquor store, i am in atl. Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama