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that is awesome, i want one. In fact I used to have one when I was a kid if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

My wife and I have made a deal that whom ever dies first will be cremeted and the ashes be put in the coffen of the other to be buried with. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

those are great shots. thank you if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the "raped by a lion" style of the screaming hung doe school of kung fu if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that can't be real if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

This has happened before, so don't think it can't. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Older and Wiser When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

one more to round out the day "So," Jane asked the detective she had hired. "Did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way restaurant and then to an apartment." A big smile crossed Jane's face. "Aha! I've got him!" she said gloating. "Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's pretty clear that he was following you." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

once you see it you can't unsee it if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Wife to Husband: "If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you’ll let my mother ride in the first car with you." Husband: "All right, but it will ruin my day." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

What 4 seasons?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person to enter my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss' wife, taken illegal drugs and he had given VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people." Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Ok fess up who else is stuck at work today, and what are you doing to pass the time I mean besides working I mean if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

a great read and another good idea. Thanks HH and Mr. Jennings if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

You aren’t kidding brother if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Cost me a case of beer and about two hours of learning time. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I think with all things good judgment has to come into play. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I just want to say congrats to Dropzone.com for the great remembrance of Girlfalldown in this month’s mag. You guys and gals did an awe-inspiring job. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

probably a repost but it still gave me a chucke

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, Yes "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?? I can't piss out of it.he replied The waiting room erupted in laughter. Don't mess with seniors........... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ya right, I came home from a concert one night and my staffy had eaten right through the stainless steel braided hose. three months of repair to dry wall and brand new hardwood floors. the floors were only about a month old. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and stared at him intently. For a long minute the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. After a while it trumpeted loudly, then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him. Probably wasn't the same elephant. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

wrxtuners.com form is real dry but alot of knowlegde about tuning if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

and some more if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?