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BWHAAAAHAHAHAHA. My bet's on the toxic nappies... ugh Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Cool, this is the first time I helped built a hot thread. BEEERRR Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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What's wrong with that? I pm'd the wrong one.. Wanted to pm the big boss of the chat and got someone else Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Oh no! The voices, the voices Not the multiple personalities again..... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Luckily your head is attached to your body, otherwise you would've flushed it down the toilet.. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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We had a teacher that use her bare hands to make big boys cry... No, get your minds out of the gutter She slapped them on the back with such force that they went flying over their desks. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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O Yeah!! Erno can't fork us in here, woohoo Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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SOUTH AFRICA REVENUE SERVICES New Penis Tax For 2003 The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2003 penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5"- 8" Privilege Tax 4"- 5" Nuisance tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Sincerely SARS Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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At least the picture galleries are still working. I'm hoping to get some new pictures in there to. Just have to get them uploaded. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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*whispering* :The silent one spoke Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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I finally heard the wind! (long read)
Skystorm replied to bluefingers's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
CONGRATS GIRL!! Knew you could do it. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" -
A friend once told me : If there is a God and he believed in God, when the world comes to an end, he would loose nothing. But if he didn't believe in God, he had lost everyting. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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ROTFLMAO Serves him right! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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ROTFLMAO Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Welcome back Mr. Scratch. You're needed someplace else.... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Don't get me wrong, if the plane had seatbelts I would be the one on the load nagging at the other to fasten their seatbelts. I'm very consious of the things that can happen when a plane crashes. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Ok, just my 2c worth. At my home dz we use a C182, NO seatbelts. At the other dz I'm a regular at there's two C206's, NO seatbelts. These are the only planes that we use for skydiving. I don't want to sound stupid, but DD, you suggest I don't jump them. Then I have to quit skydiving because our planes don't have seatbelts? I'm not in anyway trying to be difficult, but what do you suggest I do? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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I'm glad to hear everything turned out well. I'll still be sending you good vibes and hugs. Looks like you're gonna need it. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Hang in there Amber, the year's just started. It may be off to a bad start, but I'll keep you in my prayers to make it better and even a wonderfull year.
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Prayers, hugs and good vibes coming your way. And if your brother is OK, tell him how much you love him. Hugs. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Good luck, Dave. I really hope that everything works out for the best. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Hope that things will work out all right, Dave. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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What provider is this? Gotta get the same one. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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Welcome to the South Africans. Stay well away from Gerb and Blue. Together they only spell trouble. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"
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ROTFLMAO JT, you're too much. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"