Skystorm

I went up with a tandem on one fundive, and as we were standing next to the plane the JM are telling us who's gonna exit when. JM points at me and says :"We're gonna throw her out half way and..." before he could finish this sentence the tandem stundent turns to me with saucer big eyes and ask : "Why what did you do wrong?" On another load we were joking about a guy that funnled the exit on a previous jump. We were all laughing when he turns to me and says : "What are you laughing about, you skidive like a girl... Oh..." Priceless Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Don't forget the G-Spot! Good body, skydiver, good sense of humor, but serious when needs to be. A smile full of naughty promises... Oh and he definetly must be a good lover. I don't care about his money. I've got my own. Not much, just enough. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Sorry, HH. Jy kan altyd join? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Kan nie wag nie!! And non of them were alcohol induced! Just lust, pure lust Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

You're right about the beer. But nothing else. This past weekend I had and waaaayyyyy off landing and had to walk back. On the next load another guy landed in about the same spot and was fetched!! I pack for myself and only ask my bf for help when putting it into the bag. And I had to beg all the males to teach me pro-pack, and it cost alot of beer. They are treating me as one of the boys, and I like that! Man, the things you hear when they tend to forget your a woman. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

I just have to play. In a swimming pool with his parents sitting only a few feet away on the veranda. On a four wheel bike in the middle of a cotton field in broad daylight. On a mountain. After climbing for about an hour, again in broad daylight. On the beach at night. In the desert with four wheel bikes surrounding us. Gave my bf a BJ while he was driving. Behind a rock while friends of ours were swimming in a pool just a few feet away. And the same night on the strip of sandy beach we were all sleeping on. Again with friends just a few feet from us. These are all that come to mind at the moment. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

3:4:1 I did one awesome 2-way with a friend and finally stood up my landings on my 170ZP. My b/f and I attempted a 2 way but he fell away from me. But it was still special. The beer owed was for jumping my new gear the first time at my home DZ. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

ROTFLMAO Thanx dutch, I really needed to laugh today. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Have to bother you again MM. Judre didn't make me one and I can't copy the one from the mugshot gallary. Help please? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Thanks MM. Now could anyone help me set it as my profile pic?

Hang in there, Rhino. >> I feel your pain. I know someone going thru a similiar thing. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

ROTFPIMP!!! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Or when male skydiver forget to tuck away the family jewels properly.... You spot them from the ground, doing no radical turns and upon landing the first thing they do is loosening the legstraps. Cracks me up every time. Kerry, hang in there. I struggled with my 180-turns, had to do a bunch of them. Then one day my b/f told me to forget everything, relax and have fun. It worked.

'n Afrikaanse thread? Ek, hond naai, noooooiiiittt weer nie. Hond naai is soos 50cc motorfiets ry, dis ook net lekker todat jou vriende daarvan uitvind. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Thanx a lot, Scratch. Now everyone at work thinks I'm crazy for laughing out loud. Here's something I got in my mail today: AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want 3 cows. A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION A farmer has 2 cows. You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 , eat once a month and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION you have 2 cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have 5 cows. you count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. you stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milkin them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have 2 cows. The one on the left is kinda cute....

It's so sad to hear that his demons got the better of him. May he rest in peace and always have blue skies. To Debbie my condolences and prayers. Take your time to heal. As someone once said to me on this very forums. The sky is patient, she'll be there when you are ready. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Lots and lots of thorn bushes I should know, I've experienced them personally, hehehehe And vicious updrafts. We've got someone holding a record of 13min. up in the air, due to updrafts. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

SBS, actually that was meant for both of them. As you've said, if you love one another enough you'll compromise. Speaking only of my own personal experience : I did alot of compromising and my ex did nothing of the sort. We always had to do what he wanted to do. My feelings was never considered. I think it'll take a lot of compromising, hard work, trust and respect from both sides for a skydiver/whuffo relationship to work. Sorry if it sounded as if I was putting anyone down Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Nigel, you're not a loser!!! Geez, how many times do I have to say this!! Just keep the faith, buddy, we'll turn her around, somehow.. As for Newbie, I have no advice. I split up with my whuffo b/f of 4 years just to be able to jump. I now have a better half that skydives as well and I'm really happy. It's up to you, do you love her enough to change your lifestyle or are you just selfish? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

1. I speak 2 languages and understand a third ( but don't speak it) 2. I'm the only female skydiver in my club. I'm seen as a one of them guys. 3. I'm very blunt, and expect ppl to be the same with me. 4. I'm very short with a very bad temper, because ppl don't usually take me seriously. 5. I'll try almost anything once. Just for laughs I started playing golf this past weekend and it tested my patience to the last drop. 6. I'm very impatient. 7. I started skydiving to prove to myself that I was still alive and got hooked. 8. I hate tomatoes. 9. I have a very close knit circle of friends and family. 10. I tend to be naive. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

My family calls me Fielies, because of a little nursery rhyme about the fingers. Whuffo friends call me Ella and my skydiving nic is Stormy or Storm. Explains itself. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

You live in Windhoek, you're about 300km (190 miles) from Swakop. Why don't you just go to Swakop on some weekends and go jump?

I have a fantasy: Me, another hot skychick and my boyfriend. OMG, does this mean I'm a lesbian?? Serious though, my sister is a lesbian, and I have many gay and lesbian friends. I'm totally sure of my sexuallity, so I'm not threatened by them. We have loads of fun and they are normal human beings. Narci and Keith, Bravo to you for being proud of who you are. And yeah, I'll skydive with anyone, providing they are safe and don't break the rules. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Believe me the cash register worked overtime!!! Mel, if you ask nicely and show me your boobies.... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"