MikeForsythe

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say "Esther, I'd like to ride in that Helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars. Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed. Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Ester fell out, but you know--fifty dollars is fifty dollars." Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Jeanne, just meet him at the airport and give him one of your special hugs, that ought to end the trip. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

In response to your post of the other forum It is not about ego, it is about facts. You say we have a “wrong idea of your education and experience” so look at the following likely facts and tell us what your vast education and experience are related to it? The plane is traveling at 13,500’ in freezing weather over a rugged terrain with an elevation of around 4,500’. The plane is full with people and gear and more than likely no one is wearing a seat belt and at least some of the gear is not secured. It is dark as it is 8:00pm. No one would be sitting by the door because of the freezing wind that is coming in would make it too cold to tolerate. After making a 360 turn for reasons that are unknown at this time the plane suddenly descends at a rate of 7,000’ feet per minute according to radar data. The plane is now in a dive at 79.2mph. The pilot has no ground references as they are over a remote area. There is instantly, confusion, panic and disorientation. Gear and people are being violently thrown around in the plane in the dark. Because of the above you could be by the door and not even know it or you could now be at the front of the plane. Oh, by the way, while all of this is happening have you been keeping track of time because the time from initial dive to impact was about 99 seconds. But wait, exiting on impact won’t help much will it, even for you. So lets back up a 1,000 feet and 9 seconds so that you can deploy going out the door……….by the way did you remember to tighten that “pack that was loosely secured” while you were being thrown around in the plane? No, then who won the race to the ground, you are the plane? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Not to mention the lack of grounding on sub - 220v outlets Nothing like having a non-grounded out in the bathroom. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

And if you are wondering where that body came from, think body builder Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Read my sig line......nuff said! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

In this case yes it was for several reason. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I'm with Squeak on this one. Just because you chose to respond to the question with a musical response does not mean that a non-musical response is not just as valid. The question did not say “who was your young musical crush?”!!! I say Dawn Wells so deal with it babe! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Purple........next You need to quit watching Jeff Dunham Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Sailing Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

O hell no.....you can't even drive a forklift in a warehouse without running into things Now that I think about it I think I know why you got a promotion Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Even my granddaughter was singing THIS today! Clearly she takes after her G-PA ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Surrender The Booty!!! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Who said anything about needing to be invited? When has that ever stopped a skydiver? Like I said, go the the DZ and get it over with........or else Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

No time soon, I just had a hip replacement. But like I said, I will show you how and I will give you the harness to use. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Story of my life Bill Hope life is treating you well, stay safe. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Nah, ,more like "facts about women" In fact it was sent to me from a woman! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side". Barely audible, he concluded, "And you know what?" "What dear?" she gentlyasked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. I think you're bad luck Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

No, she is with me! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Why should I ask her, you can't speak for your self? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

More than you. Do I have to spank you............again? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

What took you so long to get a shot? Don't you know the frig and rum are to be kept NEXT to the computer.........kids Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Amateur Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I am up and that is all that matters!!! Oh, you are WAY behind on the shots so get your ass going. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I have found that how nice people are can very greatly by which DZ you are at. For example, Gold Coast has about the friendliest people you can find. On the on the other hand there are DZs that I will never go back to or jump at again. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Let me rephrase the question.......on what objective quantitative data do you base your statement? I am not saying that you are wrong or right, it is just that all that you have said so far is non-quantitative and subjective. I don't have to I know what it is Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!