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What household chore are you the worst at?
MikeForsythe replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Smart Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! -
What household chore are you the worst at?
MikeForsythe replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Don't know, that is what I have maid service for. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! -
Fred, nice to meet you. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Is that a trick question?If I had a screen name that was different than my real name and introduced myself by my real name, the person may never know who I am on here. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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DUH Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Straight guys: Be honest. Do you *enjoy* giving oral to a woman?
MikeForsythe replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Sometimes you just can't find that video camera quick enough! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! -
It is not cold out, it is 75F here. I have the windows open and the fans on. Shorts and short sleeve shirts are the dress of the day......and sun glasses. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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You probably could if you didn't live in such a cold ass place that you had to stay in the bunker. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Yeah, it is from the movie "Hot Dog" Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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There, fixed it for you. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Straight guys: Be honest. Do you *enjoy* giving oral to a woman?
MikeForsythe replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Oh yeah, I always find uncontrollable projectile vomiting fun.....NOT Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! -
Straight guys: Be honest. Do you *enjoy* giving oral to a woman?
MikeForsythe replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Yikes that is just wrong. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! -
So close but so far away Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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If you are not here and not in this picture then you just plain SUCK!!! nuff said P.S. Bonus points if you can name everyone Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Clearly they have not read your sig line! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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The moral of the story, have sex with Santa next time and you will have a ride home. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Thanks everyone Had a great day. Went to lunch with my youngest daughter. Did dinner with my oldest daughter and granddaughter. Mistress Jeanne there was no spankings as you were not here. Karen and Scott, yes Rum is the drink of the day. Lisa, your term of endearment is heartwarming and missed. I hope that life treats everyone well and that you all keep safe. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Check this out: http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-866-529-3198 Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Poor Deedy Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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THIS is the company the makes the lighting controllers. There are other videos on the site. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Any more questions guys? That is number two woman on the island So to sum it up, the DZ is open with a Tiki Hut, Rum, dog and women.................mission accomplished!!! Oh, the freighter with the fuel and rest of the supplies will be here by Friday. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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See guys, that is how you get the women nuff said Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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Well now that you have answered my questions and explained how I got there..............the DZ is now open for business When I do night or cross country jumps I carry two 3 mile storbes, VX-7 quad band radio, PLB, GPS and a cell phone. While the cell phone would be useless the rest is not. I would not bother with the otter there right now as we can get that out later. I would just call for another otter with floats. I would make sure it was loaded with rum. 48 hours later and the first load is ready to go!!! By the way, our SAR team has jumped in with chain saws before. We will use them this time to build the Tiki Hut. So the question is...............who is on the first load? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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First of all there already is a DZ on the island. The beach on the west side of the island is huge and perfect for a DZ and swooping. Now my question is how the hell the otter landed in the middle of the woods and is still flyable? As for who I want, that is easy, I want the three DZ.commers that have chain saws with them. The plan is to chainsaw the big stuff towards the west side of the island. Whenever there is an east wind burn the underbrush. Then off 300 miles NW to HI to pick up the first load. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!
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TRIBUTE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." Corporal James M. Schmidt, USMC Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!