Sen.Blutarsky

Since when did they move Perris Valley Skydiving to Mars? I believe I can see the jet! (keep looking if _you_ don't see it ...) Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

What's your cachet worth presently? Tom Cruise could put a few tankfuls in his P-51 by selling one of his documented pubes Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

Various coffee beverages the street vendors/small cafes prepare in Italy and Austria. Wonderful, indelible fragrances imprinted on my mind ...

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See you fellow computer science types at the RASTER Conference.

I was going to say something similar about the girls. Their menstral product disposals can smell noxious and I'd rather not have to experience that or even walk out wreaking of it. Blech! Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

Isn't that a personal injury law firm in Jersey? I thought I saw their late night commercials, but I could be wrong. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

A Cold Stone Creamery and an Oberweis ice cream store down the street from me. Due to your post I've decided to have the cinnamon Oberweis from the freezer with bananas & oranges I'll be carmelizing in dark & white rum after my lamb. Yum. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

... to fire-up the pacifist Sigur Ros album "Agoetis byrjun" on my NAIM audio gear whilst I'm preparing a lamb my local butcher killed for me recently? My karma is feeling a bit exposed and, possibly, hypocritical ... Blutarsky 2008. The Lamb Is Silent, There Were No Fava Beans.

How is Aerograd's "Crazy Doc" doing these days? I need to bring that guy his Chicago Cubs jersey and give him a hard time freeflying. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

See if you can guess what I am now ... IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A PIE April 13, 2005 Liberals enjoy claiming that they are intellectuals, thrilled to engage in a battle of wits. This, they believe, distinguishes them from conservatives, who are religious fanatics who react with impotent rage to opposing ideas. As one liberal, Jonathan Chait, put the cliche in The New Republic: Bush is an "instinctive anti-intellectual" and his administration hostile to "fact-driven debate." In a favorable contrast, Clinton is "the former Rhodes scholar who relished academic debates." Showing his usual reverence for fact-checking, The New York Times' Paul Krugman says the Republican Party is "dominated by people who believe truth should be determined by revelation, not research." I'm not sure how these descriptions square with the fact that liberals keep responding to conservative ideas by throwing food. (Remember the good old days when liberals' "fact-driven" ideas only meant throwing money at their problems?) Last October, two liberals responded to my speech at the University of Arizona — during question and answer, no less — by charging the stage and throwing two pies at me from a few yards away. Fortunately for me, liberals not only argue like liberals, they also throw like girls. (Apologies in advance to the Harvard biology professors who walked out on Larry Summers in a demonstration of their admiration of "research," not "revelation" — but this may account for the dearth of female pitchers in Major League Baseball.) Unfortunately for them, Republican men don't react favorably to two "Deliverance" boys trying to sucker-punch a 110-pound female in a skirt and heels. The geniuses ended up with bloody noses and broken bones. It's really outrageous how conservatives respond to liberals who are just trying to engage in a "fact-driven debate." How typical of Republicans to go on the offensive just because a female has been physically attacked. Instead of capturing and subduing my attackers, those strong Republican men should have been trying to understand why they threw the pies. In the five months following the liberal ass-whupping in Arizona — I mean "fact-driven debate" — all was quiet on the Eastern Front. College liberals still couldn't formulate a coherent argument, but they seemed to want to avoid ending up in jail having to explain to their cellmates that they were in for trying to hit a girl (and missing). Then on March 19, all charges were dismissed against the "Deliverance" boys — including a felony charge for $3,000 worth of damage to school property. Inexplicably, this outcome did not instantly lead to widespread rioting and looting in South Central Los Angeles. Democrat Barbara LaWall is the Pima County attorney who allowed the liberal debate champions to walk. LaWall brags on her Web site about "holding criminals accountable." She didn't say anything about liberals, however. Be forewarned, conservatives: Do not expect the law to protect you in Pima County. In the three weeks following the dismissal of all charges against my attackers, three more conservatives were attacked on college campuses. On March 29, liberals' intellectual retort to a speech by William Kristol at Earlham College was to throw a pie. On March 31, liberals enjoyed the hurly-burly of political debate with Pat Buchanan at Western Michigan University by throwing salad dressing. On April 6, liberals engaged David Horowitz on his ideas at Butler University by throwing a pie at him. If you close your eyes, it's almost like you're listening to Ludwig Wittgenstein! If there had been that many attacks on Muslims in the weeks following the 9/11 attack, we'd still be watching Showtime specials about it. (In liberals' defense, this is what they must resort to when there are no student newspapers with conservative editorials to burn.) At the risk of provoking one of those brainy liberals to throw more food, here's an idea: In order to reduce physical assaults on conservative speakers, maybe we should increase the price. But, to the contrary, when conservative speakers are physically attacked on college campuses, university administrators ignore the attacks, Democrat prosecutors somehow manage to get the charges dismissed, and Democrat flacks like Chait and Krugman pretend they missed the news that day. What might work better is some form of disincentive to liberals who engage in violent behavior whenever they hear an idea they don't like but can't come up with words to dispute. The punishment doesn't have to be severe — just a small fraction of the wailing and healing that occurs every time there's a hoax "hate crime" on a college campus. (But which still serve a valuable function by calling attention to the issue of hate crimes.) Last year, classes were canceled and demonstrations held at Claremont College after a white, Catholic visiting professor claimed her car had been vandalized with racist and anti-Semitic slurs. This — at the very moment she was giving a talk on intolerance! It was just a little too ironic. The incident had all the exquisite timing of an "ABC After-School Special" about hate crimes. But as one student angrily told the Los Angeles Times, the suggestion that it was a hoax is "so sick. They are in denial. People don't want to accept that a well-educated, liberal community can have hate." Needless to say, the vandalism turned out to have been perpetrated by the professor herself. Or maybe physical attacks on conservatives could merit a small slice of the rage and indignation directed at the display of racist symbols. Last year, a white student at a high school in Washington State was accused of taunting a black student with a noose. In response, the white student was immediately expelled from school. He was charged with a felony. There was a series of town-wide discussions. The U.S. Justice Department sent in mediators. And two more years were suddenly added to Whoopi Goldberg's career. I think Kristol, Buchanan, Horowitz and I would be perfectly happy if college liberals merely brandished symbols at us. Speaking for myself, I would be unhappy if they didn't. But these Rhodes scholar geniuses with a taste for "fact-driven debate" can't even achieve the level of argument practiced by the average juvenile delinquent. They're still stuck at the intellectual level of 2-year-olds in high chairs throwing food. - Ann Coulter Source: http://www.anncoulter.com/ COPYRIGHT 2005 ANN COULTER DISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE ... I'm a zit, get it?

If that happens we'll know they really do "Find-a-the Pope in the pizza." Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

But it just won't be the same camel racing we grew to know and love, Mark. Will the spectator gallery rise and gasp in unison when a robot gets thrown from its camel? The sense of adventure will be lost - Hell, next thing you know they'll automate the floggings and the stonings, I mean why visit that corner of the world anymore? Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

I never would have predicted this one: Qatar says robots to replace child camel jockeys Wed Apr 13, 2005 04:58 PM ET DOHA (Reuters) - Qatar plans to start using robots as riders in popular camel races after international criticism of the use of child jockeys, the Gulf Arab state's official QNA news agency reported on Wednesday. It said the robot, developed by an unnamed Swiss company, had been tested successfully and that the energy-rich country was considering setting up a factory to build them. Sheikh Abdullah bin Saud al-Thani, the official in charge of the project, referred to United Nations concern over child jockeys and said Qatar was determined to save camel racing, which is popular among Arabs of Bedouin origin. Nearby United Arab Emirates has also announced plans to introduce remote-controlled robots, which can be light enough to use as jockeys in the lucrative sport. Rights groups say several thousand boys, some as young as four, work as camel jockeys in the oil-rich Gulf, many after being abducted or sold by their families mainly from the Indian subcontinent. They say the boys are kept in prison-like conditions and underfed to keep them light so the camels run faster. Source: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=technologyNews&storyID=8173675 Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

Conquering my financial humps so I can make the freefly jumps! (fortunately, over time, I pay myself quite well and I manage to accumulate - though even _my_ cards get bounced sometimes.) Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

Think about this from society’s viewpoint. In your situation beer could act as a gateway drug, since you’ve already admitted to hanging around with older beer-swilling skydivers at a public house. Consider you were to hear them tell a skydiving joke – one of those rare good ones, witness Billy Vance - then you burst into laughter and by counter-reflex you inhale Coke up your nose. This chain of events, which on it face began rather harmlessly with a congregation of skydivers slurping beers and fueling their future farts with chicken parts, has now transited a juncture where we have a minor snorting Coke in public. Put down the wings, son, and go mow the lawn for mama. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

A dear friend who once had helped me to get a leg up in my profession dropped out of touch about one year ago ... ... we misinterpreted this as a grieving period following the death of my friend's dad, since father and son had been very close ethnic Swiss-German emigres. From time to time we would leave cheery vox and snail-mail invites to join us or at least call us and let us know what mischief he was up to - even pestering him to connect (he's a brilliant but painfully-shy 45 year-old who has seldom if ever dated despite his kind heart; plus, he's a 6'6" and 280 lbs bear of a guy who looks intimidating but wouldn't harm a ... well ... perhaps he _would_ harm a spider - read on). Come to find out my good friend was bitten on the side/reverse thigh by a brown recluse spider while he was cleaning out dad's artifacts from their attic after the funeral. As a result, the flesh on his affected leg has literally fallen off and is refusing to heal, we're talking conservatively a 19 to 25-inch long by several inches wide strip of flesh down nearly to the bone. Moreover, _some_ of my friend's medical doctors had believed the spider was carrying Lyme Disease when it bit him and so my friend was taking massive quantities of antibiotics and other medications with their consequent detrimental effects until recently when new, updated testing indicated that my friend probably never had Lyme. Today my friend is barely past his initial despondency - he didn't want to bother anybody with his predicament. So, right now we're in the process of launching a research drive and social circuit for our bud and his remaining family. Notice to All Arachnids: I now harbor a vendetta and don't plan to spare any of you from the Big Squish/Flush assuming you have the termity to show your 8 eyes anytime soon ...

Nah, I'll be having regular appointments with his sexcretary - until I'm shot by her jealous lover ... Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,152173,00.html Magnet, magnate – Frank Perdue and I have that in common, screw the spelling. Happy April, (fellow) Fools Blutarsky 2008! No Prisoners!

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What with all of this effort, and the unmentioned yet implicit colonotherapies, why do you not just move to France?

So you say, lithe Dino ... Is the purple coloration genetic, artistic, or merely a consequence of consuming red grapes and jimson weed? Of course it could result from Fred abusing you, in which case please let us know, eventually we'll contact The Hotline ...

How _is_ Wilma? Tell me you're _not_ doing Betty or Dino.

Years ago almost as soon as I had moved out West hidden police-Stasi's from the wonderful Village of Westwood, CA awarded me 2 jaywalking tickets within, like, a week for crossing empty boulevards. That should have been my cue to pull up stakes immediately and acknowledge the sad forelorn socialist reality that remains the Peoples (Democratic) Republic of Ka-lee-forn-ication. It took a few years, but even I realized "God what a mess it is," got out of that place and saved my soul.