monkycndo

:5: 4 coaching jumps 1 attempted hybrid for a fellow jumper's 500th. Never quite built, but the sunset was unbelievable. Plus, she got pied and never saw it coming. for jumping my new RW suit. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*looks at birthdate on drivers license just to make sure* Yep, not quite an old fart yet. But damn, I'm almost there. Sorry I can't join in the fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

You called? Pack bitch, kitchen bitch, massage bitch... Just call me B.O.A.T. Bitch of All Trades

Tonight I'm making brownies to take to the DZ. And no, not that type of brownie. Sorry. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I think #1 is the most common. Our DZ obides by the rule that you must have more jumps than the person getting pied to participate in the pieing. Also, the recipient must be out of rig and jumpsuit. We tend to wait till after the beerlight is on and they are enjoying the celebrity of making the 100th. Watching them be nervous as people are walking by is part of the fun. We even purposely wait a few weeks so they start to think we forgot. Silly kids, they should know better. Mwahahahaha We only use whipped cream. No nasty shit like pickle relish/ beans/mustard. You might as well just accept it and have fun with it. And wash the wiped cream out of you ears/nose and any other crevice as soon as possible. That shit really stinks in such a short time. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Brother and sister. Both have had to deal with other peoples medical emergencies and they know my wishes regarding organ donation/ no heroic measures. They are both a couple hours away by air. My only near by relatives either couldn't handle the stress or are frequently traveling. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*holds middle three fingers straight up (letter "W") and then turns them sideways (Letter "E")* what ever Didn't care when they were popular and even less now. I bet some teenyboppers will be heart broken though. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

***I'm an anal fuck - so whoever lives with me probably has the raw end of the deal! Are you trying to say you take it up the a** so often it is raw? *gets ready to take a beatin' from G* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*points at sigline* boy Pack bitch, kitchen bitch, massage bitch... Just call me B.O.A.T. Bitch of All Trades

Work out...? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Thanks Hippie. My copy always comes late, so it's nice to see it early. Props to the team that put it together. Well done.

Thanks for the video. I'm such a construction geek. Good thing it's not my project, or I'd be writing them a non-conformance report for not maintaining proper dust control. *evil inspector laugh* mwahahahahahaha 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Seb, your sister is pretty cute. Were you adopted? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

The Archies was not my favorite comic. More of a Scooby fan. *thanks jason* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Thought I might throw a couple into the mix. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Normal? Yep. It is your brain telling you that jumping out of an airplane is not normal. But you already knew that. I had an incident where I lost altitude awareness and ended up pulling low. Due to a longer than normal snivel, low enough for my cypres to fire. I had two out and ended up landing them both off the LZ in a tiny side yard. At the time, it really didn't scare me that much. I just followed the EPs that had been banged into my head by my FJC instructor. I waited until I had my rig back together (3 weeks) before I got back in the air. But those first few jumps were a bit hair raising.(Take a peak at my avatar). Those feelings slowly went away. I now consider the event something that will probably save my life someday, if it hasn't already. I am in that dangerous jump number zone of 200-500 jumps where skydivers often feel cocky and try new things beyond their ability and forget the simple safety preparations like asking for gear checks. I am very altitude aware and drill my EPs on every jump. I like to think I am a conservative jumper. I remind myself that forgetting the basics can kill. You have proven you can handle an emergency. Look at what happened as something to be proud of because you saved your own life. Start off with simple jumps and build on the success. Your confidence will follow. And besides, golf sucks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

LP should be pretty nice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

For me, it's the "Now call". Without it, we got nothin'. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

:0:0 Went to the DZ Saturday to pick up my new RW suit. Ready to make a jump in it and pay my . It was too fookin' hot. Just trying it on and I was a sweaty mess. Helped judge the distance portion of the swoop contest instead. On the way home the thermometer on my car read 116F. Was planning on going to Hollister Sunday. Saw the weather report and wimped out. Stayed home in the relative comfort of 90F to do chores and then reclined in front of a fan with a frosty beverage watching the tube. Skydiving is supposed to be fun. Sweating over a slick new canopy trying to get the bitch in the bag. Not fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Awwww. My little boy is growing up. Where has the time gone? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

WHHHHOOOOORRRE. Happy B-day my favorite Mexican. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

What does this have to do with my boobies? Remember, it's all about her. And if you forget, she'll remind you. Oh wait. She did already. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

That's one of my favorite movies. It got up to 116F yesterday on my way back from Byron. Was going to go to Hollister today because it should be a bit cooler, but just didn't feel like it. Packing my new slippery canopy while sweating in the heat, no thanks. I actually like warm weather, but I guess I'm getting wimpy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

A FreeZr is color matched on the visor. When I tried it on, it just felt BIG compared to the Mamba. Mine is all matte anyway, so it looks fine. The Mamba has the color in the gel coat. You can always get an all matte and paint the whole thing. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'd get the flight pendant and hang it from my car's rearview mirror. Kind of like always having a co-pilot to help guide the way. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity