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    I knew this thread would turn into a discussion on shaved pussies. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Funks, nice to have you back. It's been a little slow without you. And to answer your question. Nope! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Lisa, I hope you get a quarter for every time you point to that link. You deserve it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I was just about to deep fry my peanut butter and banana sandwich when it came on the news. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I figured he already had been. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    4 minutes, 34 seconds for the gay comment. Was expecting under 2. You're slipping, K... She was most likely in the bathroom or getting a drink. Otherwise, your 2 minute guess would have been pretty close. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    How much bigger has Spence gotten since the first boogie? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Billy, I bet if you were that limber, we wouldn't want to kiss you either. Don't make fun of us monkeys. We are very kissable.
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    Next year, I'll ask you to put some money down for me. Fun way to keep Shannon in our thoughts. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    zip:nadda:zilch Spent the weekend catching upon things I have let go due to sky diving. Lead a crew of high school students volunteering at Habitat for Humanity. Afterwards hung around the DZ for an awesome BBQ. Sunday slept in(almost never happens) and then shopped/walked around my local flea market. Found a couple cool things I didn't know I needed. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Agreed on the rigger. Just make sure to ask what bottle is preferred. But the crowbar you use on the packer is your choice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I am not fond of small dogs. Can only think of a few I would consider having as my own. Dr. Jones at Hollister and my sister's dachshund Slinky come to mind. But your new found friend looks like fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Wow, I thought I was the only one. I start early and seldom use an alarm clock. The way I see it, I have a clock on my night stand that just so happens to be an alarm clock. So what is this snooze button of which you speak? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Harness turns on my Sabre170 @1.19 with slider collapsed but not lowered were minor. Mostly when I was leaning hard to pull the toes off after deploying in my wingsuit. Now with my new Sabre2 150 @ 1.35 with slider dropped and chest strap opened, harness input is substantial. I am relearning how to fly. And it's good.
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    Make sure you get the cut in laterals. Got them on my Infinity and looooove them. They are not on the order form. You have to request them. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    *Goes to Calendar tab at top of page and finds that AOTA boogie was listed on MAY 15th.* What, 3 months notice ain't enough for you Spence? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I do my best to not pollute the plane. Jumpers who know Raff here in the Bay Area are familiar with his aversion to anyone breaking wind in the plane. His response after smelling the noxious gas would be to ask the offender if they would mind if he went into their office and really let one rip. If not, don't fart in his office. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    As I was often told: Prior Planning Prevents Pretty Poor Performance 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    To Brie, Jen, Sarah and skymama: Whenever any of you are feeling the need for a pick-me -up, just give me a call. I have an apartment that will keep you in good spirits for weeks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I second going over to Hollister. Some awesome swoopers over there, and it is the closest DZ to you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Can you say Lost Prairie? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    It was at the last Holiday Boogie when I was told I had that look. What a blast. Welcome to the flock.
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    Ditto here. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I paid $40 to one of our packers. He spent a lot of time with me when he could have been making money packing. I felt I got more than I paid for in that he gave me the class, and then watched me a bunch of times over the next few days when I had questions. I think it is great that other DZs do it for free or as part of the package. I also don't begrudge someone getting paid for a service well provided. I have also helped many a newby with tips when they were struggling. But I waited and watched a bit so I could get a little cheap entertainment first. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity