FallingOsh

I blame my dreams last night entirely on this thread. I've had them before but never this messed up. We were riding to altitude in some kind of plane that didn't have a roof on the cargo area. Sorta like the space shuttle bay but with no sides. There are only three of us and I'm the only one with a rig, but I haven't put it on yet. A warning light goes off and we decide it's time to bail so i grab my rig but accidentally deploy the main. As the bag flies around the corner of the plane I think about just jumping anyway and putting it on in freefall. Thats obviously a bad idea so i decide to cut it away and jump with the reserve. My rig has an RSL so i reach for the tab to disconnect it. Time slowed down in my dream so I had plenty of time to find the tab. The second I yank on the connector it magically turns into the reserve handle. Now the main is gone and the reserve is about to fly out into the slipstream. At this point I can either jump and try to hang onto the rig or go down with the plane. Like any good skydiver would, I decide to jump. Right as I get drug off the edge i think to myselft, "Man this story is going to be even better than Airtwardo's." I managed to hang onto the leg straps during opening and somehow fly the canopy to a safe but hard landing. That's definitely the weirdest one I've had, but at least I lived this time. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

goofyjumper blueskyserenity Skinnyshrek HUSHPUPPY Chaoskitty Popsjumper CSpenceFLY Psycho Bob RastaRicanAir FallingOsh I'm currently homeless traveling around with the military so I'm very appreciative of roamingdz. Thanks for putting this together -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I had an awesome time this weekend meeting some of ya'll and jumping the beach for the first time. I appreciate everything. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I've never been on one, but most of my friends have. They swear it's the best vacation since you get to visit several places instead of staying at one resort. You should probably check out what all is included on the ship. I had a buddy get his alcohol bill at the end of the trip and it was more than the cost of the tickets. Something like $700. If you figure two people for five days at normal bar prices, it probably wouldn't be that hard to run up several hundred dollars on booze. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but be ready for the bill when you get off the boat. And if you're looking for a second person to fill the spot, feel free to give me a call. Congrats on the winning the tournament. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I like Follow Me by Breaking Benjamin. Makes good exit music -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

QuoteWhat about: "This is one of them boys that's been whackin' off in my trailer" reply] Beavis and Butthead Do America - I expect it to be on AMC later this month "Do you have the number to that truck diving school? What was it... Truck Masters. I might need that" -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

True, but she has to be in the right position. I find one leg up with the other down twisted around her right leg and my left arm around my head holding her left leg which is twisted one half rotation around my back is most effective. Of course, the more women you add to the situation, the more likely you are to experience said effect. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Bump. It's on again right now and it's pretty cheesy. I don't have that many jumps and zero base jumps, but these guys seem like they're making everything more dramatic than necessary. It wouldn've been much better if the interviews were replaced with the nice looking jumps. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

That's three cases of beer. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

That you're gay? ROFLMAO..... I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I am truly and deeply sorry Alex. Tom is an amazing actor who's days of thunder are only beginning and he will always be top gun in our hearts. Talking bad about him will only make the mission impossible. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Um.. What else do you do for fun that requires dogs to track a human experiencing fear and can I come next time? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Scientology Is Risky Business -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I vote for the cosmetic covered chicks full of plastic bags and silicone. Here's some of my friend and her estemed coworkers. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I simply call the girlfriend's boobs Funbags. It's not really discrete in public, but who really cares as long as I get to play with them later. She actually called my manhood Princess Sophia for a while, too. I prefer derrogatory terms like Tiny or Thimble or An Acorn Stuck In The Mud. That way it's always surprisingly big for whoever I scam into coming home with me. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Not to start a fight, but how is rural America backwards for not accepting two cowboys loving each other? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Whether they're rare in nature or not is kind of a moot point if they're all locked up and under a controlled release. If there aren't many well cut, hand polished diamonds available for purchase then they're rare to the general (poor ass like me) population. Paper isn't rare but that doesn't make money less valuable. You can be pissed at the debeer cartel, but if I had the opportunity to corner the diamond (or emerald) market, I would.... for blowjobs. And the girlfriend is traditional and wants a diamond in the engagement ring. She doesn't care how big or fancy (which is how she ended up with me) but I too will be contributing to the debeer's fotune. eventually. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

81% (Dixie). Do you still use Confederate money? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I will take a sticker since I'm not even a 100 jump wonder yet. For t-shirt ideas... are you looking for slams on specific DZ's or just general funny, yet disturbing comments? UntamedDOG: I'm your mom's tandem master UntamedDOG: No means yes UntamedDOG: Beer... it's not just for breakfast anymore -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I found my scotch and this thread gave me an excuse to find some good porn I hate art, but I like photography and these kinds of pictures are my favorite. Cause they're good photographers and they have naked chicks... but like in a respectable way. Sorry... I said I found the scotch. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I had a friend who had always seen weird shit, even as a little kid. We were walking through my neighborhood one night in high school and he stopped mid sentence and wouldn't move a muscle. I've never seen someone turn so pale and break into a sweat. He said a person standing by a car started running at us and then just disappeared right before he got to us. He's got lots of creepy stories. True or not, he was scared shitless and it really didn't make me too comfortable seeing him like that. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

This is my last game as an Auburn student. You can argue over the past or bet money on the stats, but regardless of the outcome.... War Damn Eagle. The Tiger is our mascot. War Eagle is the battle cry. The Plainsmen are the students and faculty. We're a little schitzophranic, but don't bash if you don't know what you're talking about. As far as Alabama sucking... what is that compared to? New England frozen over half the year. West Coast schools not allowing the American flag to fly cause it might offend someone. Texas.... well, I won't even bother with that "state." The line is Auburn -7. Any takers? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

This past Sunday I had some sinus pressure on take-off up to about 3000' and then it would release. On my last jump of the day, I opened at 3500' The pain in the back of my upper jaw was so intense I thought I had blown a whole tooth out. After I realized it was still there, I thought I had blown all my fillings out. It was so painful my hands were shaking when I landed. Mom's a dentist and said the nerves in your teeth are connected to your sinuses. The extreme change in pressure had sort of released itself through a nerve in my tooth. Had to take pain medication and head home. I wouldn't recommend risking it. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I thought I had taken a few steps back the first time I spent the night in downtown -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Sex. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.