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These posts stopped at 11:30. And you call yourselves insomniacs? You should be ashamed. My grandmother gets upset when she's up passed 9:00. Maybe ya'll should start hanging out with her. Just got home from work and ready to start a "what's in your glass" thread. Sissies -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

That chicks giving birth upside down -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Auburn is the only football team. Therefore, this is no game on Sunday and the bar is closed, so you'll have to kick us out. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

"To a sick child or his parents, nothing is more important than restored health. But trying to equate animal testing with improved health ignores the myriad failures of animal testing..." What do they propose we test new drugs on? Perhaps PETA members would like to volunteer so the poor plague-spreading, sewer-dwelling, shit-eating rats don't have to. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I dont know what green twisters is/are. You going this weekend? The weather Saturday looks good. Not sure about Sunday, yet. Shrek - how long do people usually hang around to jump on sundays? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

The only import I drink is Scotch, but you can have a pull off that if you want. I bought a tent tonight and my roommate got a propane grill. We'll be the guys who magically appear in the middle of the night. Damn roommate hasn't gotten off work yet. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Will that be the only plane running? I can't wait to get up there. Any preferences on what kind of beer I should donate to the fridge? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Me too. I love that stuff. I'm commissioning into the Air Force this May. I can't wait to get on the inside of some of that. It's probably not as interesting as the Discovery Channel makes it out to be, but if I find any aliens I'll let you know. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Area 51 obviously exists and the government no longer denies it as a reasearch facility. I don't know what goes on underground there and I probably never will. But I personally think Groom Lake is just smoke and mirrors to keep the public looking in one direction while all of our really top secret stuff is thousands of miles away at another base. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

My roommate can't get off work so it looks like I'll be getting there pretty damn late Friday night/early saturday morning. I'll bring the tent and just hope there is a bunk left. No big deal. My roommate slept in the back of his car a few weeks ago up there. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Are the bunks open or should we bring a tent? Should I make the extra effort to show up friday afternoon or just wait till late night? Thanks for the help. First boogie. First time at the Farm -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Preciate it. My roommate and I are driving up after work Friday night around 2 or 3. We'll be ready at sunrise. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Last time I asked around, probably 4 or 5. Give or take a couple. If you pay the all you can jump fee, and only get to jump half a day before the weekend gets ruined by weather, are you just out that money? Cullman's all you can jump is more expensive but they'll give a partial refund if the weekend goes to shit and you make less than 9 jumps. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

The "airline's" name is Janet. The planes are typically 737s with a tailnumber and a red stripe running down the side, but otherwise completely white. The only theory I've heard about the name is an acronym: Just Another Non-Existant Terminal. Here are some pictures of the planes -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

How many will be showing up? We're bringing a handful from Skydive Opelika. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Everything was going well with the girls we met at the bar... but our roommate left his creations on the front porch. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I want to buy 100 shares of Delta for $.75 a piece. If they merge with another airline, you could make some serious money. If they go completely under, you're only out $75.00 -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Nice pictures. Ive always wanted to do that. Maybe next we'll merge with diving.com -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

The brisket was excellent today, but you could've jumped with us if you'd bought a smaller bottle of Turkey to marinate it with. When you said you were sick, I thought you meant like strep or something. Thanks for being a trooper and cooking for us though. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I was in the Bahamas a couple of years ago with some frat brothers for spring break. It was an all-inclusive hotel so we were about 11 sheets to the wind by 9 o'clock. Me and a pledge brother met some girls and spent the rest of the night in deep, alcohol induced converstaion discussing things like sand and where bubbles come from. [This spaced filled with fuzziness] I was in my hotel room about to get in the shower when there was a knock. I thought it was my pledge brother, so I took my time getting to the door. The other two guys staying with us were already passed out, one in each bed. When I answered the door, it was the two fine young women with good morals and sound judgement. They were obviously wasted, so naturally I invited them in. I explained that my friend would be back soon and they should wait for him in the shower with me. It must have sounded like a good idea. [fuzzy again] So I'm in the shower with two chicks doing what anyone in that situation would do, when my friend decides its a good time to come back. I take one to my bed and he takes the other. Keep in mind there is one passed out frat guy already in each bed. We commence doing what anyone in that situation would do, being careful not to stir the sleeping fratty. After we get done, I can hear the converation in the next bed. It goes something like this. Girl: Hey, I want to do something Fratty: What? Girl: Well, um, will you pee on me. Me: [stiffled laughing into my pillow] Fratty: Uh... yeah ok sure Fratty runs to the bathroom and chugs some water. He lays a towl down under her and climbs back on. A few short grunts from fratty later, our little girl is moaning with happiness in her new warm blanket. And don't forget passed out guy still laying right there within splatter distance. [fuzzy times] We wake up the next morning and immediately reach for the left over liquor on the bedside table to help stop the pain. We giggle a little about the events but then screech in horror. There were stains on the sheet. Not pee stains. Not poop stains. Girl stains. Remember the fuzzy part before the shower? It suddenly came back to me in one terrible momment. The two girls had taken out their stoppers before joining me... leaving them unplugged for the romp in the bed. His sheets looked like the wall of a cave man's place... streaks and weird shapes strewn about. We later referred to the incident as 'finger painting.' There were more bodily fluids in that bed than in Michael Jackson's. He and I thought it was disturbingly hilarious while our previously passed out friends weren't so amused. We called the maid and ordered more drinks. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

Night of drinking, hot girlfriend, hot cop, big cage with just the three of you around.... I've seen several movies that started kinda like that. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I've looked all over the internet and every skydiving shirt I've found looks like an airbrushed spring break t-shirt from Panama City. Are there any decent ones out there? (No pun intended) I also want a nice beanie for the coming winter months. And yes, I used the search function on here. The only thing helpful that turned up was Katiebear saying Chuck might send a Birdman beanie if you ask nicely and call him Chuckie. That would kick ass and I'm at a loss right now, so... Hi Chuckie, my head is cold. Seriously though, anyone have some good ideas? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I think that should give cynics hope of the rebuild on the Gulf Coast. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I learned to jump at your dad's DZ and have been jumping with Tucker for a few weeks now. I've heard a lot about The Monkey. Happy Birthday. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hornygorillas.html -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.

I guess that would be the point of faith. If there was proof of God, Christianity would be a lot more popular, don't you think? -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life.