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  1. dan_iv
    I'd say that Conway should at least share the credit. Jaye could have a 2-line sigline, after all... Wendy W. i guess that's fair...
  2. dan_iv
    that made me laugh harde then i have in a LOOOONG time....
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    ok, if this doesn't make you laugh http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1513581;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread then i have no idea what will.... do i get credit for pointing to it? hehe
  4. dan_iv
    I could if you would like me to I would be a happier person. after thinking this over that is going to be waaaayyy to much work on my behalf, so you will just have to remain not a happier person
  5. dan_iv
    do we have a winner yet? huh, huh, huh?
  6. dan_iv
    I could if you would like me to
  7. dan_iv
    LOL If you click on a whole buch of them all at once it is f'n hilarious - (I used "f'n" so as not to offend any one) absolutely, i was thinking about trying to put some together like music... abso-f'n-hilarious....
  8. dan_iv
    these should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though
  9. dan_iv
    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
  10. dan_iv
    WTF was that person thinking.... no flippin way
  11. dan_iv
    i love silly warning labels, here is a great web site with a ton of them... a couple of my fav's from it are.... Remove used tampon before inserting a new one. Tampax Tampons For external use only! Curling Iron Do not use orally after using rectally. Electronic Thermometer
  12. dan_iv
    those are good points, man sometimes really think I just need to chill out a bit, and maybe i will do just that. As far as reserve sides you are absolutely right, as I wouldn't want to be caugh flying something smaller then I have ever flown especially under those types of circumstances. Thanks again for everyones comments and advice!
  13. dan_iv
    very good points, now from what i've read around here if I were to buy a container made for a 170, theoretically i should be able to put a 190 or a 150 in it, correct? if that is true and the scenario you described does occur, then I would purchase a 190 main and have fun packing it untill i am ready to jump the 170. thank again, you guys here all rock! i have learned more here then I have anywhere else by just reading posts and searching.... EDIT: my biggest problem is i have the $$ for it now and am impatient....
  14. dan_iv
    Like you have anything to worry about.... WHATEVER!
  15. dan_iv
    thanks for the info rob, i like your comment about them falling out of fashion faster then they rust that harness was one i was looking at in the classifieds after talking w/ the seller. considering the other comments this is going to be pretty long for me so i'm not really considering it any longer....
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    yeah, i've had a few others but this one made me laugh (after the fact), though cause i actually looked at my watch and freaked out cause I wasn't fully awake.
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    Background, falling asleep w/ watch that looks like altimeter = bad idea.... ok, here i am sleeping on my couch last night in the middle of a dream, yeah i'm in freefall and having fun then in my dream the ground seems to get too close. at this point i'm half asleep and half waking and i look over at my watch(looks like an alti), and both hands are pointed at the 1, so now I about crap my pants and start clutching my chest searching for my cutaway and reserve handles that obviously aren't there. After struggling for a minute and finally coming too and realizing that it's just a dream... man that scared that crap out of me...
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    that reminds me of there commercial where the guy get's the "jack in the box, ultimate cheeseburger kit", he puts the hat on and headset and says "welcome to jack in the box can i take your order"... just like a kids... i just had and ultimate cheeseburger yesterday cheese meat, cheese cheese meat. YUMMY!
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    here is the only one of me i have right now, though i don't have the mohawk anylonger.... and NO, i'm not picking my nose hehe baseball_celebration
  20. dan_iv
    well my profile is correct, and I appreciate your comments. ok, here is my thought process, currently jumped a 210 for last 5 jumps, AFFI is going to downsize me in the next jump or so, most likely to a 190. I have spoke to my AFFI's about canopy selection already and they seem to agree with me that a 170 or a 190 would be the right choice for me to start w/ as well as a canopy that I should be able to put around 200 jumps on before downsizing.. So i'm fairly agressive and am looking for a 170. why pay for rental gear for say 20 jumps? that would be wasting 200 - 500 bucks in my opinion. I will be taking Scott Miller's canopy course in june as well.
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    that is awesome! i did mine last weekend, actually did 2 of them , they are a blast... i can't wait for group dives / coached freefly jumps mostly.... woohoo!!!! the thing that really amazes me is that every jump seems to get funner, and funner, and funner, and more funner
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    That is cause we don't have to answer, we just snicker at you boy and in some cases point and laugh. ok, that is my favorite answer!
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    what i find funny is that not one women has answered the question, though it may be obvious i think this may be due to the thought that a person answering this is also afraid if being stuck w/ the "she's loose"... thoughts too... i got what I got, it works for me....
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    dang, i figured that was going to be the case.... oh well back to my searching i guess....
  25. dan_iv
    that's pretty much what I figured, one more question since i just thought about it, the seller told me that the yoke is a C and harnes 19 1/2, later 22, leg 23 measurements? I can't seem to find information that would let me know whether it is a decent size for me or not, i'm suspecting probably not as he said he was about 6'2" when he purchased it and i'm only 5'8.5" on a good day.... oh well.... if somebody could point me an that direction I would be gratefull as well!!!