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My hubby turns 62 today-his first tandem was in Oct and the second was last month. But he's in great shape for an "old guy"! (Guess he'd have to be to marry someone 17 years younger than he is.) For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

That's a Jehovah's Witness web site-'nuff said. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Good luck over there. My oldest step-son will be coming home the middle of March. His unit had the job of security at several polling places for the election. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

No, Lou, if it were West Virginia, his lovely sister/wife would be assisting him. j/k What's with the WV jokes??? Anyway-his butt crack ain't showing-he's no Hillbilly!

Hey-in Ireland, you only drink what you can carry! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Well....I guess this point is arguable because it's LIKE being in another country but all this can still be found right here in the good old USA. You just have to go to places like Montana, Idaho, W Virginia that aren't QUITE so touched by modern life. Hey, now! WV isn't that bad if you stay out of the "hollers"!! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I totally agree, and I hope you're wearing your fire-proof clothes!! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Jesus would have gone to help them, not stayed at home and send a little money. Since when does giving away money equate to someone truely caring and trying to help?? Second question, it was just a few years ago when the earthquake hit iran and killed tens of thousands, why weren't the actors/rich folk trying to outdue each other then??? Third question-how many "mega-stars" lined up to help after 3 hurricanes hit Florida this summer??? Or when any other major storm event hits in America? For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Isle of Jura $25-30 a bottle For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I always wait until the 24th to do all my shopping. Do you think I have procrastination problems? Procratinators of the world-UNITE!!! (Tomorrow) For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

No fear of them at all, just do not want to give "them" made up rights that they never had and never should have. no we are prolife, preborn babies are alive. Since you are not then you are prodeath? Thank you-you said it before I could. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I'll remember that the next time I'm called a "homophobe" or "anti-choice" because I base my beliefs on the Bible. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Look up the difference between provider and promoter in the dictionary. They provide it so that people don't die in back alleys. But they don't promote it. I guess their "Choice On Earth" Christmas cards aren't promting anything For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those? Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Planned parenthood is one of the largest abortion providers in the US http://www.family.org/cforum/fnif/news/a0034986.cfm For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Amen, sista!! I'm tired of having to be "tolerant" of everyone else when they try to take away my rights as a Christian. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Actually, Jesus was most likely born in September. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

As my daughter always says: "Should I put on my surprised face?" For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I couldn't really hate it, because my husband is so damn practical, but he got me a 3-ton jack for my car last year. ps-made him buy me a nice ring at the after-Christmas sales! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

In my experience as a fitness instructor, the first 3 weeks of the year will be a madhouse at the gym. But by the first of February all the "resolutionaries" will have given up. Wait a month-you'll be better off. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

The basic concept is that this is the LAST line of defense on the aircraft. In other words, if the pilot pulls the weapon, it's pretty much a them or us situation and the issue isn't really saving the lives of the people on the plane, but rather the lives of the people in the buildings. What happens next to the lives in the plane doesn't really matter. Seriously. I totally agree. If I have to resort to my gun, then the defecation has already hit the air oscillator. My shooting someone will hopefully keep others from having to deal with the same situation. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Sentenced, yes; but how many executions? Not enough, I'm sure~ For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get me Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him saw the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, with her eyes gleaming lustfully. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful, I had tennis elbow once!" For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Jello shots! I make 'em all different flavors and liquors. I make red and green for Christmas, red white and blue for July 4th, but my Halloween ones looked more purple than black. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh