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I prefer nerd if it's all the same to you. Ok, nerd! And you're as anal as my husband, too, I bet-he has to have diagrams and spreadsheets for every f-ing thing! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

You know you're from West Virginia if... 1. You measure distance in minutes 2. You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same day. 3. You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it no matter what time of the year. 4. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store. 5. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. 6. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car. 8. You know what "cow tipping" is. 9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete and catsup. 10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page and six pages for local gossip and sports. 11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm." 13 Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' wal-martin"or "Off to ' Wally World'." 14 You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather. 15. You understand these and share them with your friends from WV (and those who just wish they were). For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Things I've Learned About West Virginia.. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in West Virginia. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in WestVirginia, plus a couple that nobody has seen before. Squirrels will eat anything. Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. Black ants consider your flesh as a picnic. People actually grow and eat okra. "Fixinto" is one word. There ain't no such thing as "lunch." here's "dinner" and then there's "supper." Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you." "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

While this is true, I must call your attention to figure A, where we examine awesomitude as a function of badosity. Region A (the linear region) is where most common movies operate, bad is bad, good is good, and everything is simple. As you get into Region B, the "bad movie effect" results in an inflection point, and the movie gets more enjoyable. In fact, if the director plays his cards just right, you can end up a higher awesomitude than with a badosity of zero. Region C is the saturation region where things start to collapse. The mind reels, sense cannot be made of what's going on, and it is wise to stop the film before you have a coronary. ----------------------------------------------------------- It appears these numbers may be skewed slightly to the left. The liner equation of the bell curve purports a distinct, subtle paradigm shift while leaving basic functions to task. The difference here is in the mean versus the medium. Without a justifiable clause, or P99 ratio, to balance the shift we will be left with only the undeniable fact that the ratios must be skewed. It is the same reason the space shuttle blew up I think you may have forgotten to factor in the angle of the dangle, or something. Is it just me, or are all of you geeks?? For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Omigosh-I thought I was the only person to have seen that waste of celluloid! And I've seen a lot of bad movies for the same reason you have. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I haven't had silence in years. I think mine stems from sitting in front of speakers at rock concerts when I was in high school. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door... "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want the blinds?" For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

That is the best design I've see yet! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there is a Dog. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Oooh-that is sooo bad! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

In practical terms, I think African American means you're a black American. Would a white immigrant from South Africa call himself an African American? I believe Teresa Heinz-Kerry called herself an African American during the campaign. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I've gotten 2 tats since I became a grandma! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I kinda liked "Army of Darkness" myself. How about "Bubba Hotep"? For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

The odds of winning the "Powerball" jackpot is about the same as your odds of being struck by lightning twice and surviving. But, I still buy them!! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Exercising usually helps me. And if that doesn't work, there's always Ben and Jerry's!! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Sounds like you've got my biscuit recipe!! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

Yes, TyLing was a big part of my family. She's one of the few things I got in my divorce. I really like the idea of an album-thanks. And as soon as my hubby and I get over the pain, I'm going to try to talk him into getting another kitty. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I wish I could have all of them! My best furry friend died last Thursday from kidney failure. She was 20 years old. I keep expecting her to meet me at the door every evening when I come home. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I'm 50% Irish and have the dark hair/dark eye combo too-as does most of the family-except my sis who has red hair and brownish/hazelish eyes. Oh, well For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

I think those are standard issue in southern WV! For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

My mom's fave expression- "If it hurts when you do that, DON'T DO THAT!" For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

PBJ is good, but I prefer PB and bananas. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

That's my best part, too! Why wasn't that a choice?? But I'm working hard on the physical stuff! And I do like my low-back where my fave tat is. For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh

WV has a great Rail-Trail system. Plus a lot of mountain biking trails too--- New River Trails- http://www.nps.gov/neri/pdf/biketrl3.pdf Snowshoe Mountain Stuff- http://ride.snowshoemtn.com For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh