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For everyone's entertainment, I'm going to print these two threads (1 and 2) on toilet paper and put it in the famous bathrooms at the Ranch. Is there such a thing as toilet paper printer? When printed on 8.5x11, it's more than 200 pages of pure fun. I wonder how long the roll should be to fit all of it?
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I see. Maybe it's because you're lying (Karma) to please other liers (Dogma).
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short story about birdmen in a CASA at Jumptown.
veter_ replied to lurch's topic in Wing Suit Flying
Dave, when is the CASA boogie at Lurch's DZ? Orange boogie was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!! Yuri -
I've never seen ostrich fly. That's why I don't volunteer to lie that it flies unsafe. Got it? Are you a lie long-distance transmission device? Keep looking. Next!!! ROTFLMAO!!! This is so good, I'm going to print the whole thread on toilet paper and put it in the bathrooms at the Ranch. There always been weird, sabbat-like things going on in our bathrooms (like certain individuals labeling me an unsafe skydiver eating shit with spoons), but hearing 4 people sitting on toilets and laugh their asses out... I will make the Ranch even better place!!!!!!!
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When I carried you, girl -- completely drunk and unable to move by yourself -- in my arms from DC-3 in Eloy, I did it very carefully and put you on the ground safely. You see, my safety record is impeccable. Some people don't drink all night in the bar and skydive next morning with high alcohol level in the blood.
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Here it is: You are the official winner of the long-distance lying contest. lmao!!!!!!!
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Dude, I'm jealous. I only have 0.7 posts per jump, and you make 2.7 posts per jump. Maybe I should slower my jumping at 500 jumps a year to yours 80 to win... *looks at the avatar* I'll buy you a beer.
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Dude, when you have 3000 jumps and 100 cutaways, you may ask Bill Booth for a position of test jumper. I know, one malfunction per 30 jumps isn't the end of the world. It's the end of the clue.
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Dude, here's a hint for you: if you change your packer who packs one malfunction per 30 pack jobs, to a packer who packs one mal per 60 pack jobs, you'll instantly become twice less dangerous skydiver as you are today. LOL
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With more people like Scott Listemann with a safety plan, I may soon have a personal Twin Otter at the Ranch. I'm buying a coach and a large screen TV to install in the plane. LOL
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Kate Killinsky, $99,999.99 will do it. Cash only. If you never want to be on the plane with me, you may want to choose another DZ. Check Mike Shatalov's post for the list of suggested DZs.
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It's funny that you mention it, because as you turned I took a DNA sample and switched the bottles with you. I am afraid, Gary Collingwood. Don't you see on the video from my house that I'm writing this under my bed?
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For all practical purposes, when you jump from an airplane, the Earth is flat. So when you move 100ft horizontally in the air, your projection on the ground also moves 100ft. The illusion you have "that when you move just a small distance in the air, you are actually moving quite a big distance with respect to ground", is similar to the illusion that moon is bigger when it's close to horizon. Our eye perceives the sky as a "ceiling" parallel to the ground, and thus stellar objects near horizon appear to be farther from us. Since their angular size does not actually change, they appear to be physically bigger near horizon. But if you take a photograph, you'll see the size is the same.
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And I really like your avatar........ What are you doing tonight?
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It's not wasted. Doctors say that 1 hour of laughter increases your life expectancy by 1 day. You just added one more day of skydiving to your life! Make sure it falls on a weekend.
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Dude, I'm already getting offers for free jump tickets and free "practice" with women, and you expect me to pay for the beer?! Let alone imported one...
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Right on, bro! I'm going to put my rig under my clothes and walk at the Ranch like this so that nobody can tamper with my gear. I'm going to jump like this, too.
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I thought I'd make a few jokes and have fun before someone makes a "cover for the reserve pin... Really nice work, very hard to see". LOL!!! Someone said: Live every minute, there is plenty of time to be dead.
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Dude, if your packer packed you a mal and you continued to use him... what can I say. And if you still use him after he packed 2 mals for you..... I am still searching dictionary for a word that means "taking responsibility for someone's mistakes or wrongdoing". The closest I come up with is "Nylon Sodomy". Like when the guy on top of the 10-stack makes a mistake, wraps 9 others beneath him, and the bottom guy takes the responsibility.
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How would you miss (and I suck at packing, even after 9 years), a 1/2 collapsed slider when you are quartering it? You're asking him? I didn't miss a 1/2 collapsed slider. That's why I'm here. If you suck at packing after 9 years, you should be put on a packing bingo list.
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Ah, another dangerous skydiver. First, you don't notice the changes in profiles. Then, you forget to uncollapse your slider. What's next? Forgetting to put your rig on before the jump?
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He makes 5.85 posts per jump. Maybe he should TUW (take up writing).
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I'm glad you learned that small things (like half-collapsed slider) may cause "NO BIG DEAL". Chop, pull, land, pay, repeat.
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I would say he needs a new canopy. Or more jumps than posts.
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The fact that shit happens to you about 100x more often than to others, speaks for itself.