swedishcelt

Oh now that's just NOT true and you know it...

Yeah. Betty's too nice to do it but I secretly always wanted her to kick Veronica's ass someday. You know, roll up her sleeves and say, "That's it damnit!! Veronica's ass is mine. She and I are throwin' down!!!" I bet she could have taken her, hands down.

Sorry : ( I didn't mean to burn your muffin : ( Oh I am sorry sweety!! I didn't mean it against you. You're right of course, it's good to let him know he is appreciated even if hasn't found Ms. Right yet. I know where you're coming from.

I have to say that heighth has never mattered to me. Force of personal, intelligence and wit, sense of humor, charisma, attractiveness yes... as long as a man is stronger than me and can hold me when I need it who cares about heighth.

Though I do agree that he IS probably a catch it really burns my muffin when people say things like that... If I had a dime for every time someone has said I was a great catch then I would be rich and caught. Unfortunately, I've recently figured out that neither do you much good if you allow yourself to be caught by an idiot.

Yeah sweety but his ass naturally glows. What naturally glows on you?

Your ass is the first thing you'd be worried about?

nun here

Wait. Sex with a 20 year old tired you out?? Good heavens man!! Don't even try it with a 30 something year old... it might KILL you.

I could use a chocolate fix.

Oh that's just terrible.

Another reason for a guy to have a small cache of emergancy chocolate handy. Comment made, then before getting attacked, toss the chocolate for a distraction and leave the area. The chocolate will distract long enough for escape and it will also help some of the aformentioned condition. No comment necessary. Chocolate when presented or sent to a woman (and some men too I've heard) can score someone MAJOR points in the bank and in my book, are transferrable to be in place for when you know you've done something REALLY insensitive. Example, "I know I was checking out the pretty girl over there during our anniversary date but it was totally unconscious and I still think you are beautiful too. Remember the chocolate last week?" AND... if you follow it w/ "look a Godiva store over there!! Would you like a champagne truffle??" I guarantee no harm no foul. W/o the chocolate the results could be, 1. a dirty look, 2. a slap on the back of the head, 3. the couch later, or if you're really lucky, 4. "I agree!! That lady IS a hottie." Problem is, there are just damn few #4's out there. And you have one then you should just give her chocolate too.

OMG I could so use one of those right now!!! If we ever meet you want to go shoot things sometime?

Okay. SEE?!!! This is what I've been saying!!

White Zin IS an insult. Red Zinfandel can be very nice.

No, no!! There is a place for you!!! The link on the post above proved it!! Check it out!!

Bwahahah!!! Okay, I am CORRECTED!!

sounds like you don't like competition or open markets. I have no prospects to even remotely get competitive about!! I was just being a devil's advocate little shit.

Fine. Go pay for your bride. Then wonder forever if she loves you or your green card. I'm not on a high horse at all. I just have common sense. Do you see a lot of adds for mail order husbands out there?

Hmm... sexism AND exploitation of someone less fortunate than you!! Good work! Terribly funny. I'm sure all the women think so.

Someone take a pic and post it or pm it to me please!

A three year old would love a bear, maybe paired with the DVD and get him an action or rescue hero dvd if his parents approve of watching them. My nephews LOVED the rescue hero's cartoon dvd at that age and just make sure the bear is very boyish. I wish the guy the best.