swedishcelt
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Just don't wear a hat. Okay?
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To stop this damn procrastinating and get back to work so I can go on vacation!! I need a good kick in the ass....
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I'd say "Kiss my ..." and let you fill in the blank.
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Yes.
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Sounds like something I would do. Everytime my teammate Ingrid would say "bite me," I did. She stopped saying that real quick. Yeah I used to say "Bite me!" too. I stopped for the same reason.
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What are the odds of me writing another page before I fall asleep drooling on my keyboard?
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Piss off you dirty hippie!!! (I really shouldn't say things like that BEFORE I meet you.... ...retribution could be very fierce at Halloween!!)
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Yeah he who was an hour away and didn't call.
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Well... I used to tell people to kiss my ass but when they started doing it, I got embarrassed.
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I like to tell people to 'piss off'.
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On the subject of those Magic Eye things.. ever seen an animated one?
swedishcelt replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Thank you for the nausea. -
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Someone fetch me some coffee.
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How precious. Thanks for showing us how she's grown.
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Damn girl!!! I have three packages of boneless chicken breasts, two packages of ground turkey and two packages of ground chicken. I have a bottle of grey goose and some margarita popsicles. I have some trout and coho too. Sometimes guys give me fish. And rocks. And T-shirts.
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peppermint ice cream
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Alright girl!! I warned you about that!! Spreading false rumors.. Going to ruin my reputation!! Im really a lecherous bastard right?? I was just thinking she didn't get to know you guys Probably not but I'll believe in my current delusionswho I met.
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Yeah, that was DEFINITELY a man.
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Remster makes sure he keeps very current on monitoring the ass threads.
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Don't feel bad Liz. My sister quit after several tries and when I asked her how she did it she said, "I gave myself permission to fail and I gave myself permission to try again." Coping without smoking is a skill, it's going to take some time to learn.
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I never met Ro!!! Steve has the deepest Southern accent I've ever heard and that was totally unexpected and I'm sorry!! You were exactly as I expected too, but fully clothed, both of you were perfect gentlemen and quiet and sweet too!! Men are just on their best behaviour with me. I guess I've met more people than I remembered, Jib was a sweety too and I met Lostinspace, she was just as I imagined too. Pilotdave was a surprise though, but he is just as witty and funny in person as he is on here.
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intelligent!
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I thought you was an english teacher. I haven't met you but I am pretty sure you're a smartass.
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Sorry about the vicodyn call. Thanks for checking up on me though!! You met my expectations though, I knew you were going to be beautiful, very petite and an awesome lady!!
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loyal