swedishcelt

You mean like a belt?

Take care Katee!

After 5 yrs. of teaching Macbeth in the classroom I did a double take on that one too when she changed it.

I'll hold him down and kick him with my good leg too. My cat dipped his paws into my toilet bowl and they're blue now, he now has greenish blue front paws. What should I do?

Nooks and crannies. Creepy.

I go through the big bottle of Franks every two months or so. For real.

Wow. Was I tired last night!! My post was supposed to say 1/4 French too.

Top three oops four five for me now are: 1. boinky 2. guppie 3. brains 4. funks 5. slappie I can't help it, they just put a smile on my face when I say them. What's your favorite sounding screenname?

Hi Keith! Congrats!!

That's soooo wrong. Let me fix it, you-- wait...

Well. Yeah. Tell Jay and Diane Hi! for me especially.

The real coup is if I can post that in Women Only and get advice. Oh if only you hadn't posted this and just logged in as someone else and did it. You would have gotten a flamer in minutes.

Noice.

For example (we'll go with a Skyfest theme)... "I got so fucking drunk on Shiner Bock at Skyfest last week I ended up passed out next to the Bonfire with my boobies hanging out. I couldn't believe it when that BITCH who used to date my boyfriend (well, he's kind of my boyfriend, I mean, we hang out and stuff and he likes to fuck a lot, but he, like, totally ignores me when we're not at a boogie or in his tent or drunk after the beer light is on, but he's totally in love with me, I know it, he just doesn't know how to say it, you know? He's had a tough life but I know I can help heal him) took advantage of the fact that I was passed out and was TOTALLY making out with him and flashing HER boobies to anyone who would pay any attention. She is SUCH a bitch but yet everyone thinks *I'm* the slut? I'm never drinking again. Really. Well, maybe not till next weekend, anyway." Something like that, perhaps? That wasn't just skilled. That was just fucking hilarious. I spurted grape gatorade out my nose after reading that. LMAO

Tell everyone I said HI!! up there and I miss them!!

Swedish 1/2, 1/4 and Cherokee 1/4.

Hey, the East has love too!!

The clown gave me the bad kind of shivers. I get two. LOL! Both me. swedishcelt

Should I drink wine or should I drink... wine?

See?? That's all I am saying!

Don't lose faith, grasshopper!

I don't know. They seem pretty happy about it to me!!

And people could say, YOH DAWG!!! Dogs are great but not near as snuggly and soft as a cat.

to be a cat? All they do is sleep and eat and wash themselves and play and cuddle. Wouldn't that be just great?