Jessica

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  1. We are famous. Especially me. Famous. Yep.
  2. My weekend's not over yet! HAHAHAHAHA ON ALL OF YOU. 2 pizzas ordered but not here yet:3:0 Having an awesome time up here in Ohio, even though it's fucking cold! It's only October! Practically still summer! Why is it all windy and cold?! PLFKing, where did you go last night? Eric and I went back to SGC looking for you. You must have gotten lost in the caravan on the way to dinner. Or perhaps I was about to break you and you didn't want me to see you cry? Anyway, it's always a party with the SGC gang. Wingnut and Phreezone and I went out drinkin' and went through their respective phonebooks looking for dz.commers to harrass. I accept no responsibility for this; I had three Harps. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Actually, I believe I encouraged you to go fuck yourself with a barbwire fence, but I can't be sure. I'd had a few. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. I will work harder!! Actually, nah, maybe I'll just go back to bed. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Bitchin'. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Jessica

    Friday Haiku

    Off to Ohio I'm spending Columbus Day there, with my PhreeZone Will make a few jumps With arch-nemeses WildBlue and PLFKing Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. Those are the instructions I got from the manufacturer with the cutaway pad I ordered recently. It worked fine. no burrs. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Yeah, it was originally conceived as a six-book series. The next one will wrap it up. I'm willing to cut this last one a little slack, because it was mostly a setup for the climax that's coming. Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. What's the trick?! Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Whaaaaaa? How come? I liked it fine. It wasn't as good as the fourth one, certainly, but I thought it was pretty darn good. Maybe I was just really hungry after waiting 12 years, though. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. That was my exact thought when I read the original post. To drop her with no warning, it seems to me, in indirectly fucking with the kids. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. King will finish the DT books. No worries. www.stephenking.com "Retirement" is a rather strong term for what he's doing. Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. The S&TA at my DZ is waging a write-in campaign for RD, and he is awesome to the nth. Attention people in the Gulf Region: look the guy profiled in your latest Parachutist. That's Allen Flynn, write-in regional director candidate! He's awesome! Vote for him! I think he plans to have his website up soon. It would be nice to have a little more to go on than the little bios in the election issue of Parachutist. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. That's a scary m.f. story. Here's a rec.skydiving post with the text: groups.google.com/groups?q=cutaway+%22rick+horn%22+group:rec.skydiving&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=FiaS3.844%24gX.6408%40news.rdc1.az.home.com&rnum=7 Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. Is this a joke? Why would you want a controlling, posessive freak like that BACK? Oh, right, she's beautiful. No offense honey, but if you get her back, eventually it'll be EXACTLY LIKE IT WAS. Where will you run to then? Even farther from your son? Lord help us. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Good God. Are the jump numbers in your profile still accurate? I'm at .9 now, going shortly to 1. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Ack! And I've been running around in here without any clothes on! Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. Well, that's a good point, though it didn't occur to me until the 4th book that there might end up being something between them. So perhaps it's also a good lesson in someone you find annoying suddenly turning out to be hot 'n sexy. I agree. I think they're great literature for kids and in general -- sophisticated and real, despite the fantastic subject matter. I think it's gonna be funny to watch Harry and Ron increasingly ruled by their hormones.
  19. Oh my God. It's so obviously going to be Hermione and Ron. I don't think Harry's real love interest has made an appearance in the series yet. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. No no, feel free. I wish more people would blame the crack rock. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. I often blame the mistakes I make on the crack rock. Everyone I work with is older and it makes them look at me funny. I think they know I'm joking. I think. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. Um, I think for me it's around 3% or 4%. Not many. They're a good cheap option, and I like them, but it's hard to say no to altitude when it's available. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. She's my role model! "I'm hot, but don't talk to me or I'll kick your ass." Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. Yeah, Angelina. She's so dirty and trampy and horny-looking. Grr! J.Lo's too adolescent-boy-fantasy for my taste. Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. My brother and I grew up on 11 acres of woods with no one else to play with and no cable. I'm very surprised we're not dead. Every 4th of July we would buy shitloads of firecrackers and store them in airtight containers so we would not have to face the long winter without blowing shit up. And we played in storm drains and on the railroad tracks. Set fires by the hundreds. Went swimmin' in catfish ponds. Chewed hayseeds. So when I grew up, I became a city girl! I feel sorry for kids who, when the reflect on their childhood, will only see a television screen in their memories. Not to say we didn't play us some video games! I used to be able to win Super Mario Bros. in eight minutes. Skydiving is for cool people only