Jessica

Whining turns me ON. Why do you think I spend so much time on dz.com? Skydiving is for cool people only

Yeah! Now I'm all defensive too! What, you want us to wear five layers of bras to protect your innocent eyes from the harlotry of our nipples?! Skydiving is for cool people only

I just searched for my e-mail address and I've posted it twice, both times over a year ago. BOOOOOO. Skydiving is for cool people only

I think it was a pretty good year...sometimes it's hard to judge these things. It started out really rough when I lost my grandmother. But some really cool things happened, too: I met a neat-o guy, my dad ran for major public office as a dark horse and WON.... I got a lot more responsibility and a more interesting job at work (but no more money and even crappier hours!). I made 100 jumps, which doesn't sound like many, but is 100 percent more than I made the year before that, I went to a tunnel camp, went to WFFC...all very cool.... I traveled a LOT...one trip to Florida, three trips to Ohio, one to Illinois, and tons to Dallas. And I'm starting off the new year with a flight to Washington D.C. Skydiving is for cool people only

KRAP! ME TOO! Mr. Sadiq Yusuf. First Atlantic Bank PLC 4/6 Adetokunbo Ademola Street P. O. Box 75369 Victoria Island, Lagos-Nigeria Tel: +234-1-2622472 to 6; Tel: 234-1-2622497 website: www.firstatlanticbank.com Dear friend, This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. I am Mr. Sadiq Yusuf, Branch Manager, First Atlantic of Nigeria. I managed to get your contact details through the Internet myself. Time is of the importance and I am desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. A British oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Claude Brian Best made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit on January 6, 1999, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five Million Dollars), for twelve (12) calender months in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Claude Brian Best died from an automobile accident. On further nvestigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Claude Brian Best did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 4 (four) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Claude Brian Best so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of two lawyers for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below; s_yusuf_1con@37.com Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply via my email address. Thanks and regards. Mr. Sadiq Yusuf Skydiving is for cool people only

If I ever hear you say that, I will mock you incessantly. Skydiving is for cool people only

Coke! It's all coke! "Do you want a coke?" "Yes." "What kind?" Love y'all, Texas Jess Skydiving is for cool people only

WHAT??????? "I want to break up." It's that fucking simple! I can't believe adult would doom themselves to living unhappily to AVOID HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS! GOOD GOD! There are other choices: "This isn't working for me anymore." "It's not me, it's you." (Hee hee.) "I have chronic pubic lice." Skydiving is for cool people only

You forgot: 1 drunken phone call from the little woman Skydiving is for cool people only

You bastards. I don't have any raisins. I'm going to go get pretzels out of the vending machine now. Skydiving is for cool people only

Wow! I wouldn't be able to close those biatches without a knee plate. How do you apply pressure? What do you use for leverage? Skydiving is for cool people only

Oh, here they are. 1 martini (extra-dirty, like me) chugged last night:0:0 My reserve is out of date and I have to work all the time anyway. BOO HOO HOO. Skydiving is for cool people only

I used to review restaurants for the Dallas Morning News. I can't cook, but I sure can eat. You guys are making me want to gnaw my own arm off. Skydiving is for cool people only

Thanks for the disclaimer...I had enough sense not to read it after that.... Skydiving is for cool people only

I am crashing your next party just for the liquor. I bet you own snifters, don't you. Skydiving is for cool people only

Yes! It was great! Skydiving is for cool people only

*clap clap clap* Tell it. I have no idea what you're talking about, but those are universal words of wisdom. Skydiving is for cool people only

I'm sorry. Even if you made the right decision it's still hard. Skydiving is for cool people only

I told my friends I was thinking about lasik, and they said: "Noooooo! You look so cute in glasses!" I guess I do have a bit of a Lisa Loeb-esque effect when I wear them. Sometimes gay men randomly compliment me on them. I have to consider this aspect of things. Skydiving is for cool people only

I was planning to go hit the gay bars with my posse, but it just occured to me that there might be a party at the DZ that night. If there is, I'm a-going. I never get to go to DZ parties. Whatever I do, at midnight I'll be looking wistfully toward Ohio and wishing I were with my grave-robbin' special friend. Skydiving is for cool people only

Thanks chicky! I'm going to schedule a consultation on Monday. Keep yer fingers crossed. Skydiving is for cool people only

Mmmmmm I think I do. I'd discuss it with you but I need to go take my medication. Skydiving is for cool people only

Sounds like really severe attention deficit disorder! I have a college degree and a "career" in my field and I still dunno what I want to do when I grow up. Just pick something, piloting or paramedicking or whatever. It's not a life sentence. If you don't like it or feel a call from another direction, go do that instead later. Skydiving is for cool people only

Do it! You earn those sick days! Hack, cough, shiver. Skydiving is for cool people only

I just believe in me. Yoko and me. Skydiving is for cool people only