Jessica
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You evil maniacal chickens have hijacked my thread. I'm calling the cops. I guess Val and I can't be in your little club because we are excellent belly flyers unlike some people we know. Now I would like to give you an award for being a lame-o internet addict...wait, someone beat me to it. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know, I think I'm being brainwashed here. I'm about to go spend all day standing in the snow on purpose. I'm putting on my 2nd turtleneck in a week. I wasn't even aware I owned this many turtlenecks. Skydiving is for cool people only
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By the way, Eric wants to know where your "scrawny" (must say I raised an eyebrow at THAT choice of words) ass was today. It was warm and clear. You pussy. Eric says you were probably quote-unquote "distracted by things at home." Skydiving is for cool people only
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GOD DAMN IT MUST KILL JON Ahem. Anyway, I was unconcious under canopy. Ask Bobo. I miraculously came to in time to flare. Anyway at least I'm not so lame that I get an award from the dzo for being a giant lame-o post whore. Skydiving is for cool people only
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It's pretty fuckin' cold here. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Last year I worked. The year before that I had a fight with the guy I was dating. The year before that I worked, got off at 11, and hauled ass to a lame party. I generally don't enjoy New Year's Eve very much. This year I plan to hit the gay bars with my posse. Drag queens know how to party! Skydiving is for cool people only
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That's my "I'm OK! Don't call 911!" wave. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I don't have any problem going to a New Year's Eve party alone, as long as I have friends there. The awkward part is going to be at midnight when the whole room is smooching except you. And don't drink too much and smooch some substandard guy at midnight! Skydiving is for cool people only
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I feel so betrayed. I will never trust again. Skydiving is for cool people only
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That's "booby," not "boobie." Simp. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No. I have set booby traps. Skydiving is for cool people only
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They always do. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I will go to a party where, apparently, 100+ people are going to watch a video that includes a scene of me biffing (hate you, wildblue). I will go snowboarding for the first time. I don't owe beer though because snowboarders aren't cool like skydivers and don't have beering traditions (I hope). I will wear mittens for the first time in 20 years, because, apparently, it's chilly up there. I will see "snow." Not quite sure what that is. I will watch a movie on the sofa of PhreeZone. Perhaps we will rent "Run Lola, Run." Skydiving is for cool people only
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Try me. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yes. DTOXX, you have blasphemed. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Four words guaranteed to get you a knee in the groin. Skydiving is for cool people only
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My dad used to call me Boojie...because he picked me from the boogie tree. A lot of my family called me Jelly Bean because my initials are J.L.B. Sounds kinda like "jelly bean." Hee-yuck! My friends at work call me Jessicakes, 'cause they're mean. But YOU ALL may call me Jess. Skydiving is for cool people only
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18 jumps is the perfect time to get training like The Search. You haven't had time to develop bad habits yet. You'd be a much better skydiver at the end of The Search's 26 jumps and tunnel time than you would be after 70 solos. But if you can spend those 70 jumps at your home dz jumping with more experienced people and getting on some good loads, then that would be productive, too. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I had around 5 when I started looking, and I was jumping my own gear by jump 13. I saved a lot in rental fees, but I probably would have bought smarter if I'd waited. So it's a tossup. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I already got an encyclopedia of excuses for that. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Can it be one of those fake movie chairs that don't hurt when you break them? Either that or let me glug a bottle of tequila first. Me too! Let's try to get the whole party in on it! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Bank on it! Say, if there's no one else to fight with -- maybe we should just fight with each other! Skydiving is for cool people only
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I stopped posting most personal stuff on dropzone a long time ago, when I figured out the lay of the land here. People are being mean and judgemental without knowing anything about the situation but a few lines of text in a post. And many of those same people have posted about things they have done that I find appalling. I certainly wouldn't condemn them publicly on what little I know, though. Everyone's done things that they're ashamed of. I think one of Carrie's mistakes was posting here and opening herself up to your abuse. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I don't, but I think Michele does. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Garsh! I don't know if such a collaboration would work, though. Michele would say, "Let's talk about how pretty the clouds are!" And I'd say, "No, I want to write about how everyone's an asshole but me." Skydiving is for cool people only