Jessica
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OH, SO YOU WANT THE NO. 2 PLACE ON MY SHIT LIST, EH???? Why do men assume, when women act aggressive and attempt to right the wrongs perpetrated upon them men assume we need FUCKING MIDOL?! Tho it is "that time of the month," hmm....
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Well, you may be sober, but you're still a sorry-ass butt-headed Wings fan!!!! Whoo, you've really got my dander up. I don't have time for spell check! I'm a busy woman! Send me your e-mail address. I've got a few choice words for you that are too offensive even for DZ.com! You've picked the wrong woman to fuck with! I will kick your ass and take down your name! And I may spell it wrong! But who gives a fuck! OK, gotta go get my heart rate down....
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Oh my God, Speedy, you're sooo smart...you always turn me on so much.... Then you ALWAYS say something to piss me off!!!! Anyway, I get plenty of animal protein. If you know what I mean.
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NO WAY! Those are some of the most interesting things I've heard all day!! Sex (used condoms), intrigue (whose condoms are they?!), violence (41 shark attacks! EEEK!). For real? Don't children read anymore? I watched enough TV as a kid and played enough video games to turn my brain to oatmeal, but I also read lots of books...what has happened to our youth.... Nuh-uh!!! I believe this, actually. Margarine is poison, as are all partially hydroginated oils. Do you think it's cause they have a lot to talk about? Or are they just being efficient??
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FASCINATING STUFF!!!! Sounds dirty. Really? Wow, guess I'm not as loose-lipped as I thought. That sounds dirty too! Post pics!! Dove, that is AWESOME. I've been worried about you, as I think many of us have. Keep getting better. We have expertise in all sorts of areas!! Oh. My. God. So tell me, is it true, er, what they say about, um, you know...um..."relations" when you have one those things? I know everything I heard about tongue piercings turned out to be true. Really? I've got a soft-core stalker. I don't know which is more scary. Stupid stalkers. I'm not too scared of him though, cause I'm pretty sure I could take him with little effort. More! I need more! I crave knowlege, from the profound to the minutiae!! Did I spell that right! I don't know! Someone tell me, cause I crave knowlege!!
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THAT's interesting! Tell me all about it after you get it, cause it's something I'd really like to do myself. My vision is just barely bad enough to get me a restriction on my driver's license, but not bad enough that I can ever remember to wear my glasses. Sometimes at work, someone will be walking toward me in the hall, and he's waving at me frantically, like, "Hi old buddy old pal!" and I'm squinting desperately, trying to figure out who the eff this is. So I want LASIK. Wicked awesome!! Good luck! Where's your other piercing? The most I've ever had at one time was...hmm...like 12? Most of them in my ears, of course.
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Ahh...greatness. Not only interesting, but useful information!! ...um...
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Then you deserved it!! Muahahahah!
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THAT's pretty interesting!!
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No you didn't, cause I did them BOTH and they've never met you. C'mon, someone. Tell me something cool.
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Well, go ahead.
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Hey Slappie -- I'm still having them. I dreamt a couple of weeks ago my favorite instructor went in, but he would have been fine if he'd only been wearing a helmet. I don't ever dream about MYSELF having malfunctions -- maybe cause I've had two reserve rides. But I dream about other people -- friends -- dying from my favorite pastime, which is freaky weird. Yeah, for some reason skydiving nightmares are scarier than your garden-variety bad dream. Wonder why? I don't ever dream about being in a car wreck, but I drive and have more close calls in a car than I ever have in skydiving, and I've had friends hurt irreperably in cars. But I dream about skydiving.
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In this month's Parachutist, I notice, there is not one, but at least TWO letters printed from regulars right here on our little cyber home-away-from-home!! We'll take over the magazine! I can see it now! Emma and jtval, well done you lot!
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We used to have that posted in the newsroom of my college newspaper. We loved it when people (especially annoying sources) saw it for the first time and said out loud, "I am sofa king we todd...HEY!!!!"
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Way to go, girl!!
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You better! Yep, I'm very very pleased with myself. Goat told me you were in Vancouver this weekend -- do you have family up there or something?
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Hiya Dever! Yup, I'm moving to San Antonio. I got an offer from the Express-News that was pretty good, and I took it. I've lived in the Dallas area for my whole life and I'm ready to try something different. You and Goat have to come visit me! I'm hoping to get a loft in the arts district down there, and Skydive San Marcos is really freefly friendly. You should check it out. I'm VERY excited. My only regrets are leaving behind my friends, family, and SDD. I adore that place.
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Oh, you are a sweetie too! It was great meeting you, and I'm sorry you didn't get to jump. Happy to hear you made it to Houston in time to take an air bath, though. God, that was some party. I wonder if I'll ever get too old for keggers. I hope not. I'm moving to San Antonio in two weeks -- I'll be sure to hit up Spaceland soon after!
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Oh my GOD you are a good-looking boy!!!
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*gasp of indignation!!!* I vote for Post Whore!
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Sorry Kris, but no, that's NOT true!! It's a fake story from the Religion in the News Web site: http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news/ Read all about it here! http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm
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Right here sweetheart!! I think I'm going to bring a friend to the party Sunday night. They wouldn't cancel that, would they? 's gonna be a blasto!!
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WHOO HOO! If you come to San Antonio, stay with me. If you come to Skydive Dallas, tell me! I'll come up and party/jump with you!!
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Fuck, forgot Skreamer! *fumbling for edit button* Just kidding -- even you, sweet-cheeks!!
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Hee hee. Well, let me issue this invitation: ALL OF YOU ARE WELCOME TO COME VISIT ME!!! I'm getting a two-bedroom, and I hope to have lots of guests. And it's a done deal -- I gave my notice today (Lord, that was grim) so everyone cross your fingers that I pass the drug test for my new job!!