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Hope his head doesn't explode like the scientists say! http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/10/21/stifgnaus01001.html
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Frank, it's good to see you stop in. Thanks for the thoughts. I, too, am immersed in this stuff day in and day out at the paper...so I know where you're coming from. Miss you.
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Okay...first, lemme say, Sis, I totally support your move. Personal relevance: I just moved from a job and place I found boring, and I LOVE my new life. There's no reason to stick around in a situation you don't want anymore, unless changing it would hurt someone innocent. That doesn't apply here. More personal relevance: UNT is a GREAT school...though I might be a bit biased. It's a cosmopolitan university with high academic standards and a great social scene. It would suit the Sis well. UTD ain't bad, either. (They offered me a full scholarship hee hee!) Finally: You've only got the one life. Live it how you want without running over other people. It's as simple as that. Go Sis!!!!
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Ooh, I'm gonna start misbehavin'!!! Congrats, Lisa!!
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I can't confirm that. By the way...nice tie you're wearing today, Clay. MUAHAHAHAHA
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ALLLL RIGHT... You boys have your little "fun" while you can...don't mind me, I'm just jotting down your names for future...reference.
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Wingi, you are a freak...I can't wait until the day comes we can knock back a beer together in person...so I can smack you when you start talking crazy shit.
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Damn, Clay, you're DIRTY!
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Nope -- yer birthday was yesterday!! Yee haw!! And you like us like that, right?! (Hint: Say "yes" or I'll leave Texas, come over there, and beat your ass)
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Sounds beyond great.
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They're iced down and waiting for you, honey! Better hope I don't get thirsty in the meantime...lol...
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I ain't hung up! I'm TWENNY-FIIIIVE!!! I'll shout it from the rooftops!! For another four years, anyway... Happy birthday sweetie! May this year bring you better taste in hockey teams! Bend over for your 44 smacks -- I'm first!!
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"Limited Internet availability?" What the hell is that?!
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Hey JT -- maybe go through your logbook and remember the blast-ass times you've had on particular jumps... I know whenever I remember that one you and I did at Skydive Texas, I grin like an idiot. I think that was my pre-second successful two-way with anyone other than a JM.
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Alamo City Skydivers -- an old DZ which is -- drum roll -- 20 MINUTES from where I live, and has been closed for God knows how long... IS OPENING BACK UP!!!!!!! A guy I know might fly their T-Bo for them! They've got a confirmed Twin Otter boogie on Nov. 3!!!!!!!! It's like...they were WAITING for me to move to town before they opened back up... Right now, the closest DZ is 90ish minutes away, and only open weekends, which I unfortunately work. I'm ecstatic!!
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Ah, NO!! Wha hop? We are so cool...why are we single?
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Well DUUUUUH!!!
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OK, well then...I'll post the autobio I wrote for the company intranet...heh heh The copy desk’s newest addition, Jessica, comes from The Dallas Morning News, where she was most recently an assistant news editor. Before that, she was a copy editor, and before that, an intern. She doesn’t remember anything before that, but documents show she’s a graduate of the University of North Texas with a degree in journalism. She minored in political science and French, which comes in handy with the dense Franco-Texan population. Jessica, a licensed skydiver, has two roommates: a small parrot, Dante (so named because he is obviously a product of the ninth circle of hell), and a medium-sized parrot, Kiwi. Jessica fears becoming the neighborhood eccentric in the autumn of her life ("Way to go, Timmy! You hit the ball into the crazy bird lady’s yard!"). "I’m very happy to be in San Antonio," she says, and we think she is telling the truth. (See attatchment for awful photo)
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Hee hee! Viking, you little whippersnapper...come over here and do that... Deva, I absolutely LOVE it here. I miss my friends a lot, but this is a great city, and I absolutely adore my job. It makes me mad that I wasted all that time doing something I didn't enjoy. ATTENTION EVERYONE: LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND 40 HOURS A WEEK DOING SOMETHING SUCKY. Wingi...you sweet thing...lol...my piercing came out! Now I have to wait for it to heal and get it done over, which I imagine will hurt worse because of the scar tissue. I MISS YOU GUYS!! I wish I could post more...but I'm really busy, especially with all this bombs-away stuff....
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That is all. SMOOCHES ALL AROUND!
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That was some heavy shit. I actually teared up reading it, and I haven't cried much about the whole thing yet. I think the fact that they're usually sardonic bastards really hit home how earnest this week's issue was. Also from the special report ("Holy Fucking Shit: Attack on America"): Report: Gen X Irony, Cynicism May Be Permanently Obsolete AUSTIN, TX— According to Generation X sources, the recent attack on America may have rendered cynicism and irony permanently obsolete. "Remember the day after the attack, when all the senators were singing 'God Bless America,' arm-in-arm?" asked Dave Holt, 29. "Normally, I'd make some sarcastic wisecrack about something like that. But this time, I was deeply moved." Added Holt: "This earnestness can't last forever. Can it?"
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Or four!
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No, you're thinking of the special happy world you enter when you close your eyes really tight and pull the covers up to your chin. In reality, it's made up of TEXANS.
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You jumped Texas? You pervert! Yes, you can be in the top 4 percent, because you're cute. LOL!