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  1. sharimcm
    You've even seen my butt nekkid!! I know, you're just trying to suck up to me so you can jump me...er, damn it... jump with me again at SkyFest. Keep up the good work. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I know I have a big, beautiful ass, but you didn't have to tell the whole fuggin world... And, now they'll be sure to look at it as I walk by. It's not like they'd be able to miss something so huge. Thanks... Thanks a whole fuggin lot... How was that for going ballistic? I know, I need practice... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    You're an asshole. Edited to add: I can't fucking believe I just wasted my 10,000th post on this shit... It's OK Billy... We all make mistakes. But, you did just waste your 10,000th post for Turtle. Sucks to be you... Should have been paying more attention. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I was kind of confused last night by a text message I received from a police officer I met a few months ago in Florida. As the text messages were flying back and forth, he sends me a text that reads, "You are a mysterious creature..." WTF does that mean? Am I just a mysterious woman or deformed alien he can't quite figure out. Should I take that as a compliment or be offended? Am I really a mysterious creature? I have beautiful boobies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    It was the Myans, and the were flyin' Aztecs out of a little DZ in Chichen Itza...nice group as a whole, although some didn't have the heart to party much. The should party... The world is ending in five years... I've got a lot of living to do before I die! Hell, maybe I'll throw myself out of a plane or something. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    The Mayans... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Acutally, according the others it's going to be 2012. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm not sure you really want to know the answer of what he does with them... Remember, I've stayed with him before... I've seen it first hand. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    You know Stitch, you FUCK seemed kind of normal ASS when I met you... DAMN! There is a guy in my apartment complex that has it though. He's quite scary at times. I'll be sitting on my back porch, smoking a cigarette, and all of a sudden... Weird. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. sharimcm
    Can i start using that as my pick up line? You wanna pick me up? Cool! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. sharimcm
    Can duct tape really cure warts? I heard that once on TV, and everything on TV is true, right? Do you think the bank will care if I miss a few payments on my car? Should I keep it well hidden if I do? Well? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Oh damn... And, you didn't even get my number the last time you saw me... I could have torn up the town with you boys. Call me next time, will ya? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My cat would be SO if I brought another kitty home. But, it is very tempting to get her a playmate. She shouldn't have a problem finding them homes. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, not many people get that opportunity... I go window shopping first, take it for a test drive if I like what I see, then I can make the purchase if everything is OK. But, back to my original post, nekkid does not lose its sexiness. And, I don't mind getting nekkid when the opportunity presents itself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Obviously, you've never seen me nekkid Ever seen chewbacca make an attempt at being sexy? That's why I said "some" men. Some men I just have to laugh at and walk away... And, then there are those men that try to convince me (or themselves) it was "cold" the night we were skinny dipping... Uh huh... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I think some nekkid men are oh so sexy and wouldn't mind seeing them nekkid every day. I never got tired of seeing my ex shake his stuff when he got out of the shower or when he was changing clothes. Mmmm... Nekkid... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I can tell you from experience... The guys that have small ellipticals have small reproductive organs. But, then again, size does not matter... Or so they say... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Why are most men assholes? If God made man in the image of himself, and man has a belly button, that must mean God has a belly button, too... Why? Is is true that cell phones can give you brain cancer? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Wheeee...

    sharimcm replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    If you wanted to feel the earth move, you should have called me first. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. sharimcm
    Behave? Do skydivers ever behave? I see pie in your future missy!! See you soon!
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    Honestly, that doesn't sound crazy. I've been doing it since my last jump in August 2005. You will always have your friends and acquintances you've met at the dz, and they will always be that.
  22. sharimcm
    If God is a woman, then yes. I have had all my girl parts since birth. big tits? I don't know what my boobies have to do with this thread, but as someone said the other day, they are the "perfect size." No, they're not huge, but they are beautiful. pics? there are quite a few on this site... you're more than welcome to do a search for them. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    If God is a woman, then yes. I have had all my girl parts since birth. big tits? I don't know what my boobies have to do with this thread, but as someone said the other day, they are the "perfect size." No, they're not huge, but they are beautiful. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    please god, tell me you're a woman If God is a woman, then yes. I have had all my girl parts since birth. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    When I was feeling really pissy, I would get out some of my patterns and start to sew stuff. I can't tell you how many pillow cases and skirts I have... I haven't been in the sky for 1.5 years, but hope to return to it one day. Good luck... It does get boring being grounded. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself