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    I like this one better!!
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    Why would I want to get rid of my bitterness and/or anger? It can be fun sometimes. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I suppose I can be at SkyFest for a good laugh. When the date gets closer, let me know what day you plan on getting nekkid, and I will make sure to be there for the show. edited to add - It will be warm ALL day... It's July and it's Houston. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Oh my gawd!! I woke up so wet, had to change, went back to bed, woke up again wet... She claims she fixed all the leaks in her waterbed. I guess she was mistaken. Just got back from Venice Beach, and on the way to Elsinore in a few! It's been a blast so far... Two more nights to go! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    OK... All of you WATCH OUT!! I am in Cali now!
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    I don't think anyone should make excuses of why they can't meet me... I know everyone will be blessed with my presence, and their lives will never be the same... So, ! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Why would you be scared? Maybe I should be scared... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Depends on where in SoCal you're gonna be. I don't suppose you'll be anywhere near the middle of nowhere? I have no fucking clue where I'll be... The plane lands at LAX, and after that, I'll be completely lost. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ok guys and gals... This will be my FIRST trip to California, and I want to meet all of the SoCal folks I can!! So, who's going to be where and when? I have a gorgeous tour guide who will be showing me some of the state, but I would love to see as many of you as possible when I'm there. I'll be flying in tomorrow afternoon, and flying out EARLY Monday morning... Make your weekend plans, and include me in them! If you don't want to post, but you do want to meet me, please PM me or LisaH. See you this weekend!!
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    A few beers will help you with that problem... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Sorry but that's "My Sharona" . If you drink enough Corona, it can be anything you want it to be... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    or "9 Coronas" by Wierd Al.... Sorry, but that made me think of Clerks... Dante - "Something like 37?...My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks..." Shopper - "In a row?" 9 or 37... Still a Corona... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I just thought I would share my knowledge... I was unaware when sucking on a corona that I would be... Well, nevermind... My life will never be the same, and I will sleep soundly tonight with my new found education from a 55-year old woman. edited to add a diagram... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My wonderful co-worker has enlightened my life of what a corona really is... It's not just a beer anymore... The little ridge that runs all the way around the bottom of the head of the penis is called the corona, and just below the spot on the underside of the penis where the corona makes a little V shape is the frenum (sometimes called the frenulum). Another friend of mine just said it gives a new meaning to, "do you want to suck on my corona?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    New kitty

    sharimcm replied to matt1215's topic in The Bonfire

    Didn't I release you back in to the wild when I realized you were too wild for my kitty? I mean, I got you neutered and everything, so you're not a threat anymore... Oh wait... Are we talking about the same thing? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    New kitty

    sharimcm replied to matt1215's topic in The Bonfire

    That's not necessarily a bad thing, now is it? I just pick up strays, so at least your new kitty has somewhat of a known background. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Squeak's a bastard... He didn't send me any... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I could make it, but I don't think Spaceland would let me do a paid nekkid tandem with all those people there. So, I guess that means I will most likely stay home this year. But J - There will be plenty of AC for people to jump out of, even if there is a better turnout this year. If the SkyFest budget can handle more, why the hell not, but like someone else said, it's a boogie, not an airshow. Hope the weather holds out and it's not hot and humid... But then again, it is Texas, and it is Houston. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I think it'll take me quite a while to unpack from my Cali trip. I am SURE I will have tons of fun with my HOT tour guide (LisaH)!! And, I'm sure we'll post about it when (of if) we get the chance. Sand? Oh yes... That'll be our short trip to Venice Beach!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    As I sit here pondering what to take for my upcoming trip to California and Vegas, I also ponder what suitcase I am going to take. I could take the larger of the two carry-ons I have, but I would have to unpack the stuff that is still in there from my trip to Reno that I was on the beginning of February. If I decide to take the smaller of the two, I would have to unpack the junk that is still in there from my trip to Tampa a couple of weeks later. So, my answer is a month or more. I just haven't felt like unpacking it all... How long does it take you to unpack all your goodies when you go on a trip? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Orgasms

    sharimcm replied to kbordson's topic in The Bonfire

    This may sound, well, not right, but I don't want to stop until the man reaches an orgasm. It's hard to get me there at times, so I at least want him to have the ultimate feeling. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Dude, I really think you need to move to Texas and become an officer down here. Everything is bigger in Texas, so the donuts are in great abundance. And, the cops in my town are always so happy, so you know they're getting some. I only take care of one officer, and not taking applications for more, but if he can get some, you can as well. Some women would jump all over the fact that they would have theirself a man in uniform. Just do it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yea! Move to Texas... Problem solved. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    You think you need a back seat? Amateur. Next you'll be telling us the car needs to be parked. We didn't NEED the backseat, but have you been in a Prelude? That thing had less room in it than my del Sol!! I wasn't in the mood at the time anyway. All I wanted to do was get my car out of the parking lot... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    My new baby's name is "Nighthawk." Sounds like a great name until you look at the window sticker and the color is "Nighthawk Black Pearl." My not so new baby's name is "Baby del Sol." Real original, huh? But, right now her name is "Piece of Shit..." She's in the shop right now... Bitch broke down on me, and I had to walk home from the fucking grocery store. Thank goodness I have two cars, or I'd be fucked without a way to work!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself