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I ordered myself a pizza from Pizza Hut not more than 15 minutes away from my apartment. The girl on the other end tells me it will be 45-55 minutes for delivery. No problem. Well, an hour and a half later, my pizza still was not here, so I called the store to find out where my pizza delivery dude was going to be arriving. The 'manager' (who sounded about 17) told me the delivery driver would be coming at any minute. I asked what the hold up was, and she proceeded to tell me that she had run out of gas. I asked POLITELY if I could get a different pizza delivered since I knew the one I was getting would be cold. She said, (and OMG... I swear) "Ma'am, the delivery driver ran in to an act of God. If she had been in a car accident, that would be different. Your pizza will be there any minute" I was speechless. I finally asked her to repeat herself so that I could understand what she was telling me is what I heard the first time. She said again, "Your pizza is late because of an act of God. When your driver gets there, please call us back if it's cold." The pizza finally arrived, cold as ever... WTF? Pizza Hut has some fucking strange sickos working for them... I do have another pizza on its way to me... Yea, it's probably been spit on, but hey, more flavor. What other acts of God do I not know about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

With the ROT Rally (Republic of Texas) Motorcycle Rally being held this past weekend, there were quite a few bikes on the road. One biker was involved in a hit and run, and unfortunately, he lost his life. Other than that, there were no other injuries or deaths. There were a few more last year unfortunately, but with those, they did say alcohol was involved. Everyone should be careful when on the roads. We have to share them with others. A good friend of mine riding his bike (he did have a helmet on) was broadsided by an ambulance in California a couple of years ago. The ambulance was not on a call at the time, didn't see him, and they collided. My friend lost his life even after the attempts by the medical team that hit him failed. It can happen at any time without warning, but that goes for a car, motorcycle, bus, etc. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Wow... You're old now... A whole 23 is it? Have a good one Andy!

Well, in my case, it was more painful when the artist was touching it up (tramp stamp). I don't remember it being THAT painful when I got it done originally. On a side note, my friend Tanya, has numerous tattoos. She has had most, if not all, of her 27 tattoos touched up at some point in time. She said it was more painful the second time around for most of them. I guess it's all about your pain threshold. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/344008028.html I know sometimes we all know Turtle could use some saving, but awww... How cute!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I hope you never have to get it touched up... I just got my skydiver ladybug (same place) touched up on Tuesday, and fuck!! It hurt worse the second time around than it did the first! It's very nice! And, it looks like Zach was a hottie! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I won't say this is a repost, but since it is... And, I guess I just said it... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2611964;search_string=Victoria's%20Secret%20For%20Walt;#2611964 That's just nasty. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Now there's a visual! As long as you're comfy! Wardrobe change. Now all I have on is a cock-ring and a smile.

I got nuthin under my tank and boy shorts...even though you were asking lisa, though i'd share anyway. I think that's just sexy... I usually go without undies no matter what I am wearing... The bra part... Well, there comes a time and place where one has to be worn. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A tank and jeans. The usual. Woohoo! No undies or bra? I feel better... I put my lounge pants and a tank on. Still nothing underneath! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Very comfy....wearing my Tweety lounge pants and a tank top....nothing else. Oh... I think I'm going to go put on my ladybug lounge pants (I made them), and a tank... Sounds more comfy than my boxers and t-shirt...

I am comfy to be honest... The question is are YOU comfy? You never told us what you were wearing. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Satin boxers and a Pooh shirt... Nothing else... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I wasn't even a twinkle in either my mother's or father's eye yet. In fact, they weren't even together at that time. I will tell you that on my LONG drive back from Phoenix this past week, I did pop in that CD.

Me either, so we'll just leave it as is... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

OH MY GAWD!!! You just made me spit water all over my monitor... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Okay I will try to be gentle with him..... Good... Pretty soon, I will release him from his trap... He might get a little excited... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I think I'm almost done with him... But, just remember, Squeak has feelings too... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not yet... I'm not done with him yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

There are other positions that help queefing abilities, but from behind is the most common... Question to self - why the fuck am I even replying to this? Gawd!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yup! I got a free sample coming my way!! Although, they won't let you sample the ring, dammit! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Oh... That's why he kept it so dark you could barely see the grey! Great work Squeak!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Did someone say vibrating cock ring? Oh... I guess not... Sorry, different thread... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Don't knock it until you try it... I'm sure you'll change your views REAL quick! Show us (or me only)your shock collar I posted a pic... You know, that ring can be used as a nice training tool... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Don't knock it until you try it... I'm sure you'll change your views REAL quick! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself