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Place your bets! gonzalesna vs. sharimcm - AIR HOCKEY
sharimcm replied to sharimcm's topic in The Bonfire
I doubt he wants me to make it public, but oh well. And no, air hockey is not the safe word here. I'll be in Cali this coming week/end, and Gonzo and I have challenged each other to a game of air hockey. I say it should be 2 out of 3 so he doesn't feel too bad or embarassed because a girl can kick his ass, but we'll figure out the details when I get there. Anyways, who do you think will win this one? I used to be undefeated a few years back with a group of air hockey junkies, and I'm not sure of Gonzo's background. Yea, I know he plays ice hockey, but that's not the same game. And, don't vote for me just because I have beautiful boobies and will post pics of them when I win. Place your bets! I'll post the pics when I get home. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Geez... You still haven't gotten laid yet? I've helped someone out recently with his dry spell.. Sorry I wasn't in your territory, or I might have made an exception for you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Why can't you wear your rig on commerical aircraft?
sharimcm replied to shortyj's topic in The Bonfire
I remember having my rig on a flight back from Atlanta. I sat one row back from the emergency exit row, and when the guy next to me asked me what my rig was, I told him it was "Emergency Exit Gear" that the flight attendant gave to me when I got on the plane. Then, he asked me if I was serious. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
Is it a Corona? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2809866;search_string=do%20you%20know%20your%20parts;#2809866 "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh my... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Can I just bang them both at the same time? That would be awesome! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I already did him... So... Should I think about it and put somebody else's name on the list? Or should I just continue to bang the one I already have? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can have that arranged... Hmmm... Yup, it looks like I'll be free the next couple of days. Don't forget your lube amount is limited. Oh, and who says I'm going to need any lube? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think i do...I've just never been so sexually attracted to a nose before. If you think my nose is big, wait till you see my... Tongue? Eh, I've seen it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can have that arranged... Hmmm... Yup, it looks like I'll be free the next couple of days. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Nothing says i'm sorry like some good oral action. There's BAD?! Unfortunately, yes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's just disturbing... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK... I need help here... I keep going over your body in my head, and I only count 5... Are you counting the tat on your right arm as two? That's where I could be missing one. And, the muppets tat on your back really didn't look that faded... Yes, the tat on my right arm is 2 different tats because I got them about 10 months or so apart from each other. You shouldn't have told me that... What if I wanted to go over your body over and over and over again until I found that 6th tattoo? You totally just ruined all the fun for me. You must be punished now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, in other words you'll be sleeping nekkid with a lubricated condom, sharing a studio with a chick... And, there's a problem WHY? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Wait! Let him whack off first so it will last longer! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I think it's inquiring, but... No, I shan't discuss the information on a public forum on who's I-beam I would like to play on. He knows (and I know) who he is. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, (sniff...sniff), OK, but at least be nice enough to post the video of the resulting cat-fight between you and a certain redhead when she catches you on Twardo's I-beam. THAT'S no shit!! That's what the helmet cam is for... Duh!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvG_6TRmCeo She hates me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Harrumph! I'm the one that brought up the I-beam, but you'd rather play on Airtwardo's I-beam! He's at least in the same state as I am... Actually, I'd rather play with someone else's I-beam, but he's in another state, and that's for another thread topic. I'll take 'Twardo's I-beam as his subsitute as long as he (Twardo) doesn't mind. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? House, apartment, tent or DZ trailer? Where is your I-beam located? With that determined, send me directions to that location... I'll be there, say... In July... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The indecent guys are a lot more fun than the decent guys. Beat me to it Fixed it for ya. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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"Torn Between Two Lovers" by Mary MacGregor Hehe... Story of my life? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I ordered some plane tickets and got them right away... Now I have to wait until the departure date. That's the part that sucks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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About two months after I moved in to my apartment, there was a "dead smell" that I couldn't for the life of me figure out where it was coming from. I cleaned everything, took the trash out, etc. and still the smell was around. Two or three months later, my friend and I decided to get the fireplace ready to be used. I opened the flume, and a dead bird fell out. I had the apartment complex come remove the bird and asked them politely to cover the chimneys with screens, to which they obviously didn't. After the first time, I've had two more dead birds get trapped and fall out... Oh well. I'm happy to be moving. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I always got the crappy snow cones... I have no idea why... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself