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  1. I jumped an original Sabre 190 with the original slider, until it opened so hard it briefly knocked me out. I got the correct size slider from PD (same size for my 190, 26 x 31) and haven't gotten slammed since. It will still open hard sometimes, just not intolerably hard. edit to add that the slider only cost around $60 if I remember correctly. Bonus is its collapsable. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  2. Yep, Albino Burm. Ball pythons get to about 6 feet at the largest, Burmese can get to 28 feet or so. Some snakes are by nature docile, but all of them can and will bite under the right circumstances. Lots of folks claim Ball pythons will not bite, I can tell from experience that they will. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  3. Dr. Syn, Alias the Scarecrow The Fog Alien The Shining Treasure Island 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea The Omen Planet of the Apes As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  4. Best of luck man. Lufthansa lost my bag with all my clothes in it on a flight from Amsterdam to Israel last year. I couldn't get anyone on the phone to help, people at the airport were fuckheads, one of the worst airline experiences I have ever had. Finally I got an Israeli hotel clerk to call since he could speak Hebrew. I got my bag back the day before my departure flight back to the States (2 full weeks after arriving). Then they lost it again on the way back.... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  5. I jump in the States with an Aussie and a few Americans who have jumped there, and from what they have told me you have to buy a membership in the Australian version of USPA to jump even as a tourist. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  6. I was trying to sitfly and ended up on my back, stayed there til 5 grand keeping very altitude aware since I didn't have an audible (fixed that now). When I went to my belly I was watching my Neptune and it looked like it went into slow motion, and I could really feel the air pressure on my chest. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  7. Just FYI in case the doctors didn't tell you - watch what you eat. I had a buddy that got his gall bladder removed and he can not eat red meat at all any more. He ate a hamburger about a week after the surgery and said it hurt him so bad he thought he was dying. I have no idea what the gall bladder actually does, but according to his docs it has something to do with breaking down proteins. Good luck with the recovery
  8. Sure I will if she needs some more attention to get there. No different to me than kisssing her after a sucksessful BJ... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  9. There are dropzones in Indonesia that operate intermitantly, you would have to check to see they are still flying (or flying that week). You never said what part of Asia you were in (pretty big continent as it stretches from China to Israel). There is a tandem mill in Iran, Japan has dropzones AFAIK, Fiji as well. As mentioned Thailand and Laos have boogies. Okay here ya go: Skydiving in Malaysia In the meantime, if you're in Malaysia and want to jump, you can do so through the Federal Territory Sports Parachuting Club in Kuala Lumpur. The actual drop-zones are in Malacca and Segamat, southeast of Kuala Lumpur, to avoid the busy airspace in and around the capital. Beginner's courses cost M$300. The price includes one jump. You carry two parachutes: a square main and a round reserve. Individual jumps cost M$40-50 for all levels of parachutist. Students jump from 3000-5000ft; experienced parachutists jump from up to 10,000ft. Other than student chutes, equipment is not available for hire. Experienced jumpers should bring their own rig. For further information, contact the Federal Territory Sports Parachuting Club, No 7 Jalan Raja Muda Musa, Kampung Baru, 50300 Kuala Lumpur. Tel: (603) 408 3648 / 984 0063. Or contact Aziz Ahmad on tel: (603) 261 9055; fax: (603) 261 0502 Malaysia is pretty close to Thailand if that's where you are based. Hope that helps. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  10. I have been to Afghanistan, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Netherlands, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, China, Cambodia, Thailand, VietNam, Laos, Mexico, Canada, Morocco, Mauritania and Panama. Planning a trip to Syria and Lebanon (maybe Yemen) this year. Still haven't even scratched the surface as to the places I want to visit... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  11. Anabolic steroid abuse destroys the muscle's connective tissues (ligaments etc). Long term abusers have had nice little suprises like their thigh muscle suddenly detach from the bone, or a bicep suddenly be flopping around under the flesh. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  12. Agree with JohnRich, you have to at least look. Last year we had a guy who lost his Dytter on opening (how I have no idea). We looked around the area below his approximate opening point (a cotton field). I actually stumbled across it by pure chance. It still worked too (maybe the cotton dampened the impact). As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  13. I have not included any distinction for rape, incest, etc. I personally think these shouldn't matter because I think the value of the unborn isn't related to the circumstances of its conception I agree, and I voted never. Edit to add there is ONE circumstance in which an abortion may be the right choice, that is when the birth will almost certainly result in the death of both mother and child. Then and only then do I think abortion MAY be an option. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  14. Just to play Devil's Advocate, I think many of us forget that less than 100 years ago girls were marrying at the tender age of 12. Still happens in the hill communities of rural Kentucky (and other areas I am pretty sure). As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  15. Really hard to tell from the photos but it looks like a Gopher snake. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  16. Non-Muslim terrorist organizations: FARC (Colombia) ELN (Colombia) AUC (Colombia) Sendero Luminosa (Peru) Tupac Amaru (Peru) Contras (Nicaragua) Tamil Tigers (Sri Lanka mostly but also Bangladesh) NSCN (India) PWG (India) MCC (India) Sikhs (India) Naxalites (India) Barbar Khalsa International (India) ULFA (India and Bhutan) CPN-UML (Nepal) NPA (Phillipines) RPM-P/RPA/ABB (Phillipines) Japanese Red Army (Japan) Aum Shinrikyo (Japan) Devrimci Sol (Turkey - Marxist terrorist organization) 17 November (Mostly Greece but all of Europe) Organizatsiya (Russia) CNDD-FDD (Burundi) PALIPEHUTU (Burundi) FROLINA (Burundi) ALIR (Rwanda) LRA (Uganda) ADF (Uganda) RCD (Congo) MLC (Congo) LURD (Liberia) ULIMO (Liberia) Afrikaaner Weerstandsbeweging (South Africa) SPLA (Sudan) NDA (Sudan) MDC (Zimbabwe) Just the tip of the iceberg.... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  17. crotalus01

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    Never can tell what's in Dim Sum...I ordered some at the Hong Kong airport (just pointed since the writing was in Chinese) and got chicken feet in some kind of bean sauce, and mystery meat wrapped in a dumpling...Chinese LOVE chicken feet, I have yet to figure out exactly what it is on them you eat as they seem (to my western palate) to be nothing but skin, gristle and bone. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
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    Photoshoped. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  19. Good thing it was Israel, they have the best medical care in the entire Middle East. Prayers for him... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  20. Jerked around my ass. Yeah, there's a SMALL part of me that feels a little sorry for her, but fuck, if that had been ME or YOU we would have gone straight to jail the FIRST time we got pulled over driving on a suspended license, I know from personal experience. Not to mention that it was also a parole violation. Not too many folks I know that get away with not one, but TWO parole violations. That was strike 3 for her - she deserves what she got, and she ought to pony up to it and bite the bullet. That's her main problem, she thinks she is getting screwed when she actually got preferential treatment up to this point... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  21. You can tell if it's a box turtle by the coloration - box turtles will have orange or yellow spotted scales on their heads and legs. Also when they turtle up the shell is completely closed (like a box, hence the name). The plastrum (front where the head comes out) is hinged so it can completely close (DO NOT get your finger caught there when they decide to close, it hurts). Box turtles (all turtles actually) are tiny when they are babies, the shell grows with them as they grow. Try feeding it pinhead crickets, earthworms, lettuce, carrots, squash, etc, they like a wide variety of veggies. Also your local pet store will likely have a commercially made turtle food; if not they will also eat iguana food (find a pet store that carries reptiles). Good luck with it, just be aware that they live for almost as long as we do, so it's not a small commitment to raise a baby turtle as a pet. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  22. "NO ONE is UNTEACHABLE" Dead wrong statement. To take it to the extreme the braindead and comatose are unteachable by virtue of the fact that they have no self-awareness and/or brain function. Do you really think you could teach my cousin to skydive??? He has moderate Down's Syndrome by the way, so that might be a problem. He can't drive so I am guessing skydiving might be unteachable to him no matter how determined he might be to learn it. Bottom line is there are some people who simply cannot grasp some concepts. I work with plenty of them, and have seen more than a few try to learn to skydive and fail (fortunately skydiving seems to have a failsafe where those individuals realize they are in over their heads before they bounce or kill someone else). As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...
  23. "but they all look the same (rag heads) so that's good enough for me" Showing your ass again. NO THEY DON'T. Get some culture for fucks sake. Iranians wear western clothing minus the tie (males) or Hejab (females). Saudis wear Dishdashas (male) or Chador (female). Afghans and Pakistanis wear Shalwar Khameez (male) or Burqa (female). Get an education, maybe travel a bit and learn about other cultures. The only "ragheads" (i.e. wear turbans) are the Iranian Mullahs, Saudi Mullahs, Paki Mullahs, Afghan Talibs(mullahs), Indian Sikhs, Yemeni Mullahs, Moroccan Mullahs, Libyan Mullahs (starting to see a patern here? notice the odd man out?) Seriously dude, it's people like you that go out and kill an Indian Sikh (whose religion is Hindu by the way) just because he is wearing a turban Get a fucking clue, PLEASE. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD...