PsychoBob

*** can you post the list of all whose coming include the ECSC peeps? Quote Hey Homey, I'm going to try and make it over. I've got some other commitments but I'll see if I can be there on Sat. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

FAA (Federal Aviation Admin.)- "We're not happy until you're not happy" These are pretty crude but some favorites: My buddy Joe- "You suck, your mother sucks and your sister would have sucked if I'd had five bucks." Author Unknown - "That bitch is so fine, I'd drag my dick over forty miles of broken glass just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on her car tire" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***but the ones from Victoria's Secret (which I only buy) are $$$$ so I must wait QuoteTell me your size and I'll go to VS and pick out a special one for your Birthday present. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Happy 48th Katee! You don't look a day over 40. I know, I know fuck me, kiss your ass, go blow myself.... Hope you are having a good one and many more to come. Luv ya Sweetie, BTW, Did you get a new bra? Your bra wearing buddy, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

*** but you should come do it in the Pub! Quote I'm at work so I can't stay glued to this computer. Might end up issuing you a vector instead of Delta! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I pulled my pants down around my ankles and tried running around the office alternating between sucking my thumbs and barking. Then I remembered I don't have a video camera so you couldn't see me and I also forgot that the people in the other office could see me. Oh well, I tried and they got a kick out of it. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Hooray and congrats! Now don't go and start acting like an adult or anything! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

He won't "Beat it" and when he gets to prison he'll be a "Billie Jean" because everybody is gonna be lining up get some of that "Thriller" booty! "Oh Tito, get me a tissue and while you're at it, see if you can find me an asshole rebuild kit." "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Just let me know you plan on sticking a pickle in my ass when I fall asleep and I will probably straighten up and fly right lol. Quote BWAAAHHHAA!! No worries dude. The pickle treatment is only for Wuffo's only. For skydivers we use watermelons! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I did my tandem, was s**t scared and then exhilirated and then s**t scared again and then exhilirated etc... (this went on for 5-8 minutes) Quote 5-8 minutes? Did you jump off the moon or did you BASE a satellite? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I feel so happy today! Quote Can I borrow some of your happiness? It's raining and sucky here. Hope the rest of your day is as good as the morning. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

I told this story at the Memorial Day weekend boogie and Katee aked me to post it. So here goes. About 20 years ago, in a land far away (actually it was Thomasvile, Ga.) myself and a bunch of buddies were sitting around a friends house getting shitfaced. One of the guys named Ricky, was a nice guy when he is sober but an aggravating, loud mouth, pain in the ass when he got drunk. So he's pounding down whiskey and getting louder, more obnoxious and stupidier until he finally passes out on the living room floor. Later on, one of my buddies (Timmy) tells me to pull down Ricky's pants and he's going to go get a pickle and we'll shove it up his ass. So I pull Ricky's pants down and Timmy comes back from the kitchen with this dill pickle and sticks it up Ricky's ass. Ricky doesn't move, so I pull his pants back on and in a couple of hours we all crash out. The next morning I wake up on the sofa and there are people passed out all over the house and Ricky is still asleep on the floor. A little while later, Ricky wakes up and in about 10 seconds he gets this confused and weird look on his face. He doesn't say anything and gets up really funny like and starts walking with short steps with his ass clenched real tight to the bathroom. We are trying not to laugh but he is kind of hunched over and shuffling. About 5 minutes later he comes out of the bathroom with this puzzled/surprised look on his face and yells in astonishment "I just shit a fucking pickle! I mean a whole fucking pickle fell out of my ass" At that point we started cracking up and I told him that last night he had gotten fucked up and started eating pickles whole and we were afraid he was going to choke. He said he didn't remember any of it but later on found out we had pickled him. He was not a happy camper but that is what you get for being an asshole to people and then passing out in front of them.

Well butter my ass and call me a biscuit! Damn girl you lookin fine! I love it!

***although it's worth every penny. Quote BWAAAHHHHAAA!! I guess I should laugh while I still can. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Just get your ass up here. If your misses doesn't like it tough get a divorce Quote I am going to meet some Homey's from the DZ tonight and I'll see if they are up for a road trip if the WX good. We might show up Sat. and jump Sun. I'll see if I can find a rig I can rent. Isn't Eric Sellers (Caravan pilot) getting married this weekend? Maybe he'll let us go on the honeymoon with him! The Big D is probably just around the corner anyway. I told her I was going to get into BASE this fall and she freaked. Started yapping all of that boring Wuffo shit. Oh well, hope to see you tomorrow. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***they cathed me so my balls are swollen,not mention sore-NO SEX,won't let me drive,no drinking,no good drugs, fiance say only 'healthy food, Ihad plans on camping and fishing and goin to lower yough. to play in my new Dagger GT whitewater yak. Hell seems we are in the same situation. What kinda kayay ya got,where ya paddle at. ibelong to Benscreek canoe &kayak club Quote OUCH! Without a doubt, my shit a backseat to your situation. I got into water canoeing about 3 years ago when I took a course given by Mark Warren in Dahlonega, GA. I have an Old Town canoe and usually go on the Toccoa, Cartecay, Nantahala and I had planned on going to the Ocoee this weekend. I hope to get a Kayak sometime. I've paddled them a few times but not enough to be good at it. I was going to try and take a kayaking course through NOC if I can get the time. I enjoying watching the the kayakers when they get in the hydraulics and start playing. You can usually find a herd of them playing below the dam on the Ocoee and down by the old power plant. That is some cool shit. Well I hope your nuts get better and you can get back in the air and on the water real soon. And since I have been professionally bitch slapped by ACME I am going to shut up and quit being a "poopy-pants" (BWAAAHHAAA). P.S. I do like the names that were suggested for the Hurricanes. ROTFLMAO!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I couldn't jump for 2 weeks because of my shoulder. My rig is still down and the new steering lines for my rig (to replace the broken ones) won't be here until Monday. I was going to go up to Tenn/GA for some whitewater this weekend and the swing by "The Farm" on Sunday but now we have a fucking TS maybe Hurricane coming in and the spousal unit says she will freak out if I leave her here by herself! This is about as much fun as chewing on a ball of tinfoil. Damn I picked a bad time to quit smoking crack! I think I will go down town tonight and become very intimate with a Jagermiester or Tequila machine! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Noooooooooooo Say it ain't so Boboloco!! You man whore you Quote Hey, I resemble that remark! I could have really fucked up and ended up as one of those "pillows of the community" or is it pillars? I've been doing B-52's and Buttery Nipples shots all night and things are kinda fuzzy right now. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***There are some psychos out there.. Quote You rang? I can only speak for myself and a few friends of mine, but most of us (men) are shameless, whore dawgs but most won't admit it. Women like to shop for shoes and furniture, men like to shop for tits and ass. Why do you think places like "Hooters" are thriving? I've heard of a restaurant called "Tallywackers" that is like a "Hooters" for women, where the servers are men in shorts and tank tops but I don't think there is that much of a demand for it nationwide. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Does 'hooked up" include the spousal unit? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I'll be at Skydive Carolina in Chester... Quote I'm jealous! I love Chester. Great folks and Dale cooks up some mean grub! Have fun. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Its just hair.. it'll grow back. I've had it long for about six years.. I'm bored! Quote I think you look hot short or long. If you do cut it off, donate it to one of those charities that make wigs for kids with cancer that are having to go through chemo-therapy. That would be too cool. I wish I had known about it when I cut all of mine off. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I may even buy a new costume for the occassion! I'll aim for PINK!!! Quote HOLY MOLEY! A bellydancer in hot pink! Hope they have a bunch of defibulaters! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***In another world, this would be someone to be afraid of. I like our world better Quote