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***I just don't understand acts of nature...Dennis is heading your way (Mobile/P'cola). Quote Ya gotta think of the positive Girl. Sure we have to put up with a few storms every year but there are some great advantages. Here's my top ten reasons for living in Florida:: 10. We don't pay state taxes. (Yet) 9. We get to see the opposite sex, (or the same if that's your preference) half naked for 10 months out of the year. 8. We never have to worry about shoveling snow. 7. We never have to worry about earthquakes. 6. We get to wonder why people over 65 drive like drunken sailors walk. 5. We get to enjoy sunshine and warmth 10 months out of 12. 4. We get to see our neighbors lose their frigg'n minds when it comes time for them to evacuate. 3. The beach keeps changing. One storm it's in front of your house the next storm it's behind it. 2. We get to jump all year long.
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***I have Chester this thursday Quote????? I sent you a PM about this. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***ears with 10g with balls and the other is a secret Quote You're gonna look mighty funny diggin in your pants trying to unhook that thing at the airport metal detectors. I can hear 'em now "Damn girl, have you got a padlock on that thang or what?" BWAAAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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Live from Hurricane Central we have battened down the hatches, drank a few beers, talked with Maggie (she gave be some tips on getting the house and yard ready) and finished the final preps. Now it's time to hang around and ride this bastard out. Here's a picture of Maggie and you can see that she is really stressed out. HAH! This old girl has seen it all and nothing fazes her anymore. Just give her a puppy biscuit and a jellybean everyday and she's happy as can be. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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Hey, I'm glad you had a great day! Hope tomorrow is more of the same.
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Wet T-Shirt Contest at the Ranch (music needed)
PsychoBob replied to KillerKimmy's topic in The Bonfire
***i wish my DZ did things like wet t-shirt contests Quote We tried it at our DZ Luau only I wore a coconut bra and a grass skirt but I got booed of the stage. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" -
Wet T-Shirt Contest at the Ranch (music needed)
PsychoBob replied to KillerKimmy's topic in The Bonfire
Motley Crue "Wild Side" Guns N Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" Velvet Revolver "Sucker Train Blues" Jet "Cold Hard Bitch" Don't forget to post us some pics! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" -
Hey Homey, Let me know if you are anyone else needs anything before during and after this fucker hits. If you see any of the girls from Hub Stacy's remind them that I am a freelance gynecologist! Have stirrups, will travel. Later, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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There are flying monkeys out there! I knew I shouldn't have dropped acid on this load.. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***Hmm... maybe I shouldn't jump with you again! Quote I think someone put that friggin Tiki statue that the Brady Bunch Kid found in my rig! Remember that episode where he found it and then bad things started happening to everyone? This shit is freakin me out. I promise to make a visit to the Voodoo Princess in Naw Orleans before WFFC and rid myself of any unclean spirits so I will be safe to jump with. I guess it will be a "2-way from Hell" since EJ is out. (BTW, I talked with him yesterday and he gets his cast off next week. But he can't jump again until he get's back from Iraq). Maybe we can find us another victim..uh.. I mean partner. hee hee "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***Do you have a buyer for that BASE rig? If not I want to check it out next weekend if you have it with you. Quote Tenatively. However if that falls through I will bring it up. It s Sorcerer container with a Dragon 235 main and a Dragon 175 reserve (Only base rig I know of with a reserve). Mesh sliders, 42" Pilot chute etc. There's a pic in the classified section. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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Pink Floyd's "The Wall" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***but this weekend I get to look at my "balloon" foot Quote DAMMIT!!!! All of my friends are hurting themselves. EJ and Hushpuppy break their legs, Slim breaks his arm sit-flying with me last week and now you go and hurt your foot. I order you to heal! Not tomorrow, not Sunday but right friggin now! Seriously, I hope you haven't broken anything. Don't wait to long to get it checked. You don't want any internal infection to set in and cause more problems. Tell Damien to get his ass down there and give you a nice soft foot rub before I do it myself! Take care sweetie, "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***If anyone needs a place to stay I have a bed, sleeper couch, 2 couches, and alot of floor room. I live in Baton Rouge, just let me know. Quote Thanks for the offer Anvil. I am going to ride it out here in P'Cola. I heard I-10 east and west is the world londest parking lot right now and I-65 isn't any better. Though they said tomorrow at 0600am they were going stop I-65 south bound traffic and turn that lane into northbound only. Hang on over there in "Red Stick" because yall may get a pounding too. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***I look forward to seeing you at Chester next weekend Quote I plan on coming in Friday and leave Sunday afternoon. BTW, I bought a BASE Rig to jump at Bridge Day but the canopy is a little to small (235) so I am selling the whole rig and buying a bigger one(288/303). Are you still going to Bridge Day? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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*** the gas stations are running out of gas, water is sold out everywhere Quote Hey Wild Ass, Here in P,cola most of the stations are out of gas and there are long lines for the few that have it. I came back from my cabin early this morning and brought 35 gals. with me. I boarded up the house today and I decided to ride it out again because of the morons going ape shit on the highways. I would rather be in my house during a Cat. 5 Storm than having to dodge a freaked out, fat ass soccer mom in a mini-van full of tricycle motors, yaking on a cellphone while she's trying to pass out juicy juice. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***Party? That's what we should do, all just get together for a big hurricane party! Quote "There's a party in my pants and your invited!' BWAAAHHH! I couldn't resist. Hey Girl let me know if you need anything. I am going up to my mountain cabin in GA today and will be back on friday afternoon. If "Dennis" comes into Pensacola Patty and I will probably head back up to the cabin on Sat. You and Nicole are welcome to join us. It is about 2 hours north of Atlanta between Ellijay and Blue Ridge Ga. Hey Timber, are you up for a Hurri-dive? Bring our scuba gear and do a hop n pop into the eye of that bastard and have Slim pick us up in the boat. Talk about an adrenalin rush. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***Cool! I'll take em, but what does it cost me? Quote A hug will do. Hee hee hee!) What size T-shirt do you want? ***Gotta be pre-registered to win, so don't miss out. Quote Registered last week. Hootie Hoo! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***Sounds like a job for BOB Quote HELLLLOOOO!! Now your talking! I'm a BOB and I have been called a dick before. OOOOO Pick me, pick me pleeeaaaaaaasseeeee!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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There once was a girl in a slump, she was itchin for lack of a jump, though skydiving is bitchin, and it might cure her itchin, what she needed was a really good HUMP! Hope you get both girl! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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***After they say you're crazy what the hell do you say next to keep a conversation going? Quote Feel free to use my normal reply to the worthless, fat ass, boring, lazy slugs that I work with that say I'm crazy...."It must really suck being you!" followed by "Here's five dollars, go and buy yourself a real life you fucking loser". "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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*** wasn't too worried about the "not in control" Issue b/c I knew the instructor and trusted him. but it was WAY wierd Quote Tell me about it. Twice this weekend I was a "Tandem dummy" for a friend of mine who was getting his tandem rating and it was freaky. I didn't mind the jump or landing but I DID NOT like being in the plane with out a parachute. I just feels wrong. I made sure I kept the seat belt strap wrapped around my harness until I was completely hooked up to the tandem so I didn't accidently forget and jump with everyone else when the door opened. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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7:7 4 sit-fly 1 Shredder 2 tandem dummy for a friend ( I don't like being in the plane without a parachute). "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
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Hootie fuckin Hoo! Hope everyone has a great weekend and a happy 4th. The Blue Angels are flying their beach show this weekend and Freddie Cabanas (Biplane that drops jumpers at Rantoul) is in town to do some aerobatics and I'm gonna try and talk him out of a jump. Yall have fun, don't forget to smile and don't forget to pull!
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BWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"