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Oh hell yeah! Score! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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OUCH! Confucious says to take lots of cool showers and apply aloe liberally. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Actually, I am content wheither I have a SO or not. I refuse to live my life with marriage as the main goal. If I find someone then great, but if I don't then no big deal. I make sure that I live life in such a way that I am happy, regardless of the fact that I may be single or taken. It's a win-win situation. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I live in tank tops, yoga pants, and board shorts. I don't own nice clothes and underwear annoys the shit outta me. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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You're right. You really are anti fucking social. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I am single because I refuse to compromise who I am and settle for less than I deserve. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Can I pet you? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Nah. You're too shy. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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How many roofies did it take to get me in your bed?! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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But that takes all the fun out of teasing the weirdos. I like my late night laundry trips, they're really amusing. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I was thinking DANGEROUS. Ding ding ding... we have a weiner! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I dunno Walt, the size of your turds are pretty impressive. Don't you remember, chicks dig guys that shit in the tub. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I love that story and Walt's sense of humor. He told me the other night that I was a bad combo: a cute chick that thinks like a guy. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I found this great laundry mat that is retro looking, very clean, and is open all night. I love to go at two or three in the morning and laugh at all the weirdos doing their laundry at that time. It's really funny to me until I realize that I am one of the weirdos too. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Since I don't have a washer or dryer I usually go through all my clothes and on the day that I only have one pair of shorts and a tank top left I go to the laundry mat to wash all my stuff at once. I love sitting in the laundry mat and reading a book. It just smells so clean. Well, that is what I did today. I didn't fold my clothes as usual because some freak-o was creeping me out (and I'm not easily intimidated) so I just stuffed my clothes in the hamper and made tracks for the door. Well, I'm supposed to be folding my stuff up right now but I keep stopping and sniffing every other thing that I fold, it just smells so good. I love clean laundry. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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That is soooo fuckin' funny. Do boys really do that? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Nope. Then you'll have to buy gear. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Woody Allen said it best: To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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So essentially you're saying that all strippers are bad because your friend screwed one that was not a good person? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Don't fall into the trap of letting her job define who she is as a person. I've known several strippers that did it for the money to pay for school or take care of their kids. I have tons of respect for that. I think it is an incredibly genius way to use your assests to take care of yourself. It beats riding unemployment or welfare. I used to have a roomate that was always bringing strippers home. Those were some good times. Hell, I even go to strip clubs with friends. I get in for free, drink for free, and the strippers usually hang out at our table because we treat them with respect and have conversations. I've met some really great people that way. Go out with her and just keep an open mind. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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I wouldn't say that they're hysterically funny. I do, however, giggle like a little girl when I watch them. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Do it. It will be great 'in flight' entertainment for the other passengers. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Samuel L. Jackson Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
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Uh yeah. I am about to turn my little three legged freak of nature into house slippers. I am a human-sized chew toy to her. I cannot convince her that she cannot nurse my nose. She seems to think that if she bites harder eventually some milk will come out. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~