soulshine

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  1. Let me know when and I'll join you guys. I'm always up for some nekkid swimming. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  2. soulshine

    Can we...

    I have some jeans. I'll throw in the cream for free. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  3. Yes. But only because I took a crash course in geology that lasted from Carolina to Arizona and back again. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  4. Dude, I have never met you before but after just 10 minutes of playing on myspace I can tell you the names of your pets, friends of you and your g-friend, how big your condo is, and the fact that your g-friend is depressed. Maybe you should spend less time posting about your life on myspace and more time actually living it. You can start by communicating with your girlfriend, who is apparently completely clueless about your lack of interest in your relationship. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  5. My screen name came up with 8,720. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  6. Why does my dog's breath smell like rotten hotdogs and funky ass? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  7. Well, at the current rate that I switch states it won't be long before I end up there for a while. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  8. Will I ever stop moving and settle down? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  9. Maybe the funky rash on your butt is 17 years old, but I think you are much older than that. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  10. If you get approved for the doggies then post here with a paypal account or an alternate way that we can make donations to you. I realize that you didn't come here asking for money, just advise, but as Nightingale said... every bit helps. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  11. Is that $27,000 per dog, or for each boy to have a dog? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  12. soulshine

    Pandora

    Smartass. Don't you have some homework to go do? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  13. soulshine

    Pandora

    Wow, thanks for that. That site rocks. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  14. Good one. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  15. I have to keep looking at that pic to prevent myself from turning her into a pair of house slippers everytime she attacks my toes, chews my nose while I'm trying to sleep, or tries to seek and destroy every animate or inanimate object in her path. She gets away with murder with me because she's just too damn funny and cute. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  16. No, her name is Kismet. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  17. Why do you say that? The kitten began nursing and shows no other signs of abnormalities. I recently adopted a dog that was born deformed and she has been the best thing for me. Sure, she's different, but that is why I got her in the first place. The person that I got her from was going to kill her because she could not be sold for a profit. I was absolutely disgusted with that mentality. Kismet requires a little extra work ad patience to teach her things that normal dogs can do, but the reward is so much greater. Just because an animal is different does not mean that they are bad or should not live. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  18. Fuck, I think I may need a Canuckian dictionary this year. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  19. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  20. Ding, ding, ding... we have a weiner. Most people say "Um no, it's Mike" or something along those lines. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  21. I used to answer my phone with "Is that you, John Wayne?" Only one person has responded with the correct answer so far. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  22. I don't know what is going on lately in the bonfire but it is about as amusing as watching my 3-legged dog hop in circles chasing its own tail. Every other damn thread has someone stirring up shit, thinly veiled insults or threats, or just general drama queen bitching. It was amusing but now it is just old. Regular bonfire posters: Go drink a beer, take a cold shower, screw your SO, or hell... just go screw yourselves. Hell, at this point I will even pay for a few hookers for those of you that cannot get laid on your own. Do whatever it takes to lighten up cause this place is getting catty as hell. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  23. Also, the ability to tell others to fuck off makes me feel a bit grown up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  24. Fuck off. I will eat whatever I want to eat. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
  25. Is your alarm aftermarket? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~