soulshine

Fuck off. I am trying to prove to Amazon that I can go for the remainder of the evening without being vulgar. You're not helping my case. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

This poll sucks. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Sorry. Well, I'm not really sorry but I really don't want you to wash my mouth out. So, I am going to pretend to be contrite and censor my language for the remainder of the evening. At least I'll try to anyway. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

His parrot made him do it. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I always buckle up. If I have passengers then they must buckle up as well, regardless of age or if they're sitting in the front or back. My rule is simple: buckle up or walk. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Admit it, you're addicted to me and my verbal abuse. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Maybe micro would know. He says that they call him micro for a reason... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

No problem, sweetie. One of the potty mouth midgets on here had to do it. I'm glad I could oblige. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Fuck your nipple, too.

Fuck your nuggie.

I'm not feeling very feisty tonight. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I was only teasing, my comment came out wrong.

No worries. I can handle him, he's a big pansy. Actually, he's just a fucker. I just read my previous post again and I realized that my dry humor could be misinterpreted. Ho hum, oh well. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

No, I am currently in the backwoods of Carolina on a date with my cousin. His tv is in color. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Your sense of humor is sick, twisted, and funny. Just my style. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

My life has not taken the direction that I had planned, nor has it always been great, but I have no regrets. None. Every step, every twist and turn, some road blocks and several bumps along the way have made me who I am today. I am happy with my reflection. I have learned that there may not be happy endings but I have laughed a hell of a lot. That's got to be worth something. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

It was intended to make you laugh. I suppose you are annoyed now at my failed attempt to cheer you. At least I don't feel guilty. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Everytime I see that video it looks like all the badgers are pooping simultaneously due to the placement of their little tails. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Will this make you less grouchy? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

"I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself..." -The Divinyls Another great song. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

The Allman Brothers Band - Soulshine When you can't find the light, That got you through the cloudy days, When the stars ain't shinin' bright, You feel like you've lost you're way, When those candle lights of home, Burn so very far away, Well you got to let your soul shine, Just like my daddy used to say. [Chorus] He used to say soulshine, It's better than sunshine, It's better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Hey now people don't mind, We all get this way sometime, Got to let your soul shine, shine till the break of day. I grew up thinkin' that I had it made, Gonna make it on my own. Life can take the strongest man, Make him feel so alone. Now and then I feel a cold wind, Blowin' through my achin' bones, I think back to what my daddy said, He said "Boy, in the darkness before the dawn:" [Chorus] Sometimes a man can feel this emptiness, Like a woman has robbed him of his very soul. A woman too, God knows, she can feel like this. And when your world seems cold, you got to let your spirit take control. [Chorus] Oh, it's better than sunshine, It's better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Yeah now people don't mind, We all get this way sometimes, Gotta let your soul shine, shine till the break of day. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I thought it was funny. Besides, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge. However, if you wish to win my affection, I can be bought with pie. I love pie. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I have a new hero. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Thank you. I am glad that you like my butt. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I guess I do have a cute butt. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~