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I was a "Best Man" once. It is a lot of fun, if you can handle some serious teasing. Hire strippers, bring lots of dollar bills, and drink good beer all night, no girlie light beer shit. Fart during the ceremony and you will recieve your Man Card in the mail in just a few short weeks. Edit: We revised the title a bit: Best woMan Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Well girlie, you better come up with a name. Unless the owners are found then you have a new addition to your family. Congrats! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

When he sees the dog just remind him that it could be a lot worse. I once rescued 6 turkeys. They were babies with that yellow fuzz on them, too cute. The only bad part was that I happened to be driving my bf's car at the time and he was not too happy when I opened up the trunk to show him what I brought home. Who would have thought that 6 teeny tiny turkeys would grow up to be hellions that shit everywhere! From then on whenever I brought animals home he would just let out a defeated sigh and say "at least it's not more turkeys"! Just a reminder: If you feed the doggie or name him then he is yours. Those are the rules. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Super Girl here. Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. That's a flattering assessment but I think it's dead wrong on the feminine part. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

He treated you badly? And you still feel this way? rl Absolutely not. He did not treat me badly, it was more that we both had other things happening and failed to communicate effectively. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I experienced that exact scenario a little over a year ago. I think the difference in regretting love and learning from love is the intensity with which it was shared during the realtionship. In my case we had a love that is rare and amazing. It rocked me to my core. He gave me memories that I would not give up even if I knew that by giving them up I could erase the pain that came with losing him. We still love each other deeply. True love will never die, but it may change its form. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I thought it was better to have "loved and lost" then "never to have loved" It is. Trust me, it is. Only once the wound has faded to a scar will you see the truth in that statement. I have a few scars that I would not give up for the world. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

My thoughts exactly. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Done. And I took the liberty of filling out the forms for a few *ahem* friends that don't have a computer. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Hey stranger. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

I have ran into this more times than I can count. Or someone will tell me to just pick the bacon out. I don't feel that others should have to cater to my lifestyle choice so if I know that someone's cooking out I usually volunteer to help with the cooking or bring my own veggie burgers to put on the grill and a few side dishes. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Ooohhhh.... you're sooo going to hell. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

You have severe ADD and your wife has OCD?! Holy shit, that has to be one interesting household! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Well, since I am a lazier-than-thou vegetarian hippy (basically, I don't care what you do as long as you leave me alone to live in peace) I will offer a few pointers from personal experience. -Invite them to dinner and add meat to all dishes. I once went to dinner at a friend's house and even the cabbage had hunks of bacon fat in it! -Ask them to try on your new fur coat. Happened to me once and the person was offended when I bluntly told them that it was not my style. -When you go out to dinner order a steak rare and then proceed to put your bread in the blood that is on the plate while exclaiming that you love a "juicy" steak. -Have a cookout and serve only hamburgers, hotdogs, and potatoe chips. From a vegetarian's perspective, this really sucks because you get stuck in the corner with a bag of Cheetos. -Spill something and use huge wads of paper towels to clean up the mess. -Repeatedly harp about the "merits" of driving an SUV. -Loudly voice your opinion that all animals in a shelter should be put to sleep immediately because they are a drain on valuable resources. -Water your lawn right before they come over, make sure the sprinkles are on full force when they pull up. I could go on and on but since I am a lazier-than-thou vegetarian hippy I think that is enough typing for one night. My fingers are tired from the effort so I must go find some carrot juice and tofu to eat while doing yoga to get the energy levels back up. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

My personal favorite was the "stuck tampon" thread in the women's forum. It's gone now but it had me laughing so hard. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Dude, if you rolled your truck 2-3 times and that is the only damage then your ass needs to be examined to see if there's a four leaf clover or horseshoe stuck up there. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Do I smell a conspiracy in the air? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Relax, your rig will be just the way you ordered it. I'm sure you will enjoy it..... that is if it doesn't get lost in the mail! Sorry, just trying to give you some inspiration for a new nightmare tonight. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

As always, she has made a very good point. Addiction affects so many more people than just the individual with the addiction. I come from a family where drug and alcohol addiction is the norm, not the exception. I cry whenever the sober ones are able to pick up another chip. I have also been around a few people at the dz that don't drink for various reasons. One person always brought a case of gatorade when he owed a case beer. Personally, I really enjoyed that because there was usually some in the fridge for those hot days where you're sweating your ass off and don't want to go to the store. Congrats to those that have managed to stay sober. You are to be admired and you have my respect.

Hi Mariah, it's Rachel from Lost Praire and WFFC. From what I saw at those two boogies you know how to handle yourself with maturity, you respect your mother, you care for your brothers very well, and you're just pretty damn cool in general. Besides, since you have been raised on dz's there is nothing on here that you have not already seen or heard. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Good for you. It takes a special kind of person to be a nurse, and you'll never be unemployed! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Tell the kid to buzz off. Post whoring is more important than school work. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Holy shit! That dude is like a real Spider Man. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

Chris, you have a good strong heart and there are so many in this community that care for you a great deal and we are all pulling for you. Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train, it's the sun. Just hold on. Hold on and fight with all you can. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

No, I'm still a virgin. That problem can be fixed.... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~